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TORTURE T-Shirt

Description: That can't be Sparky. Sparky had skin.

Tags: alien, betty, cult classic, derek, extraterrestrial

TORTURE T-Shirt

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FREQUENCY MODULATION T-Shirt
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Description: Give her some funked up music, she treats you nice. Feed her some hungry reggae, she'll love you twice. The girls don't seem to care tonight, As long as the mood is right, No static at all (no static, no static at all) FM (no static at all)

Tags: 70s rock, classic rock, classic rock song, frequency modulation, marajuana

FREQUENCY MODULATION T-Shirt

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MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS T-Shirt
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Description: Just a gentle reminder that you have things of your own to fix.

Tags: agorism, anarchy, austrian school economics, frederic bastiat, freedom

MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS T-Shirt

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Sailing Sloop Through a Loop T-Shirt
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Description: Sailing Sloop in Watercolor with Rope Frame

Tags: boat, border, frame, loop, maritime

Sailing Sloop Through a Loop T-Shirt

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Brass Sousaphone T-Shirt
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Description: Well... Um... It's a brass Sousaphone.

Tags: bass, bourbon street, fat tuesday, french quarter, jazz

Brass Sousaphone T-Shirt

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Boat Propeller Pitch T-Shirt
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Description: Propeller pitch is the distance the prop would move forward in one rotation if it were moving through a soft solid.

Tags: boat, engineering, hydrodynamics, physics, pitch

Boat Propeller Pitch T-Shirt

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Mona Lisa taking five. T-Shirt
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Description: Chew with your mouth closed.

Tags: appealing, banana, eating, fruit, leonardo da vinci

Mona Lisa taking five. T-Shirt

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Everything's shiny, Cap'n. T-Shirt

Description: Firefly Serenity over Kaylee Frye's parasol

Tags: firefly serenity, frye, inara serra, jayne cobb, kalee

Everything's shiny, Cap'n. T-Shirt

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Sailing sunset colors T-Shirt
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Description: I met a pirate in a bar once, and after enough liquor, I asked, "How did you lose your leg?" "A shark bit it clean off." he replied. "What about you hand? How'd you get that hook?" "Swordplay on the quarterdeck." "And, your patch -- what happened to your eye?" "Bird poop, swab." "Bird poop?" "Aye. 'Twas me first day with me hook."

Tags: colors, ocean, sailboat, sailing, sea

Sailing sunset colors T-Shirt

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This shirt's clean enough for fishing. T-Shirt
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Description: A little mud, blood and beer never hurt anyone.

Tags: beer, blood, fisherman, funny fishing, mud

This shirt's clean enough for fishing. T-Shirt

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Neon Yawl T-Shirt
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Description: It's a yawl.... in neon.

Tags: boat, lights, neon, ocean, regatta sailing

Neon Yawl T-Shirt

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Manatee Max sailing T-Shirt

Description: Max single flippering the Pearl II

Tags: manatees, ocean, sailboat, sailing boat, sea

Manatee Max sailing T-Shirt

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Ralphie T-Shirt

Description: You'll shoot your eye out.

Tags: eye patch, peter billingsley, red rider bb gun

Ralphie T-Shirt

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Catapult T-Shirt
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Description: Ancient Feline Flinger

Tags: ancient engineers, feline, flinger, trebuchet

Catapult T-Shirt

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Manatee Max Florida License Plate T-Shirt
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Description: Manatee Max Sea Cow Florida License Plate

Tags: manatees, sea cows

Manatee Max Florida License Plate T-Shirt

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Sunset Sail T-Shirt
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Description: Sailboat sailing at sunset.

Tags: beautiful, calm, ocean, sailboat, sailing

Sunset Sail T-Shirt

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Let's Go Sailing! T-Shirt
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Description: Let's Go Sailing!

Tags: beach, beating, boat, close hauled, hot

Let's Go Sailing! T-Shirt

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It's all fun and games... T-Shirt
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Description: ... 'til someone loses an eye.

Tags: eye patch, fun and games, pirates

It's all fun and games... T-Shirt

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Interplanetary Sail T-Shirt
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Description: A midnight sail in a galaxy far, far away.

Tags: midnight, ocean, sailing boat, sci fi, sea

Interplanetary Sail T-Shirt

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How Planes Are Made T-Shirt
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Description: The truth about aircraft manufacturing.

Tags: aircraft, dc9, flying, plane

How Planes Are Made T-Shirt

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Hiking Out T-Shirt
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Description: Sailing 49ER Sailboat

Tags: 49er, hiking out, racing, regatta, sailboat

Hiking Out T-Shirt

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PUNCK KICK THROW SHOOT EXPLODE T-Shirt
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Description: If Michael Bay remade Mary Poppins.

Tags: explosions, violence

PUNCK KICK THROW SHOOT EXPLODE T-Shirt

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Winch Wench T-Shirt
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Description: Woman Sailors Sailing

Tags: ocean, sailboat, sailing, sea, wench

Winch Wench T-Shirt

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It's a Ragtop Day T-Shirt
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Description: Classy little white and red turns everybody's head.

Tags: 1965, buffett, manatee lover, mustang convertible, parrotheads

It's a Ragtop Day T-Shirt

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Pink 59 Cadillac T-Shirt
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Description: Fins

Tags: 1959, cadillac, fins, pink

Pink 59 Cadillac T-Shirt

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Trop-Rock Music T-Shirt
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Description: Give me that tropical island sound.

Tags: buffett, guitars, islands, ocean, troprock

Trop-Rock Music T-Shirt

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CUIDADO LLAMAS T-Shirt
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Description: Caution. No Swimming

Tags: caution, john cleese, llama, spanish, swimming

CUIDADO LLAMAS T-Shirt

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On The Phone T-Shirt
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Description: and missing out on life.

Tags: beach, dolphin, naked girl, ocean, sailing

On The Phone T-Shirt

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SOUTH SIDE UP T-Shirt
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Description: NORTH SIDE DOWN

Tags: belief, faith

SOUTH SIDE UP T-Shirt

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Tenalpder 7 of the Vorgon System T-Shirt
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Description: Red Planet

Tags: planets, red

Tenalpder 7 of the Vorgon System T-Shirt

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Cyborg Shirt T-Shirt

Description: Maintenance Access Panel

Tags: cyborgs, plumbing, robots, wires

Cyborg Shirt T-Shirt

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Sailing Illusion T-Shirt
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Description: Sailboat on a distorted blue green background.

Tags: blue, green, optical illusion, sailing, sea

Sailing Illusion T-Shirt

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ICU2 T-Shirt
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Description: Periscope

Tags: eye to eye, humor, new friends, ocean

ICU2 T-Shirt

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Atlantic Ocean Horizon T-Shirt
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Description: As seen from Stuart Beach, Stuart, Florida

Tags: beach, clouds sky, ocean, stuart florida

Atlantic Ocean Horizon T-Shirt

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The Good and the Beautiful T-Shirt
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Description: Every year of my life I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful, if we’ll just take the time to look at it.

Tags: mst3k, the phantom planet

The Good and the Beautiful T-Shirt

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Howdy Y'all T-Shirt
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Description: Get it? Yawl. I crack me up.

Tags: boat, ocean, sailboat, sailing, sailor

Howdy Y'all T-Shirt

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