ManateeMax.com is a small eCommerce business selling marine supplies. I also patch together funny (IMO) images.
Florida
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Description: I met a pirate in a bar once, and after enough liquor, I asked, "How did you lose your leg?" "A shark bit it clean off." he replied. "What about you hand? How'd you get that hook?" "Swordplay on the quarterdeck." "And, your patch -- what happened to your eye?" "Bird poop, swab." "Bird poop?" "Aye. 'Twas me first day with me hook."