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Illustrator/Designer Bob "Marlowinc" Keough is a sad, aging husk of an individual. He thinks he can earn a credible living as an artist.

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ThunderMouse Hat
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Description: Rumblings from the cosmic cupboard of the universe heralds the arrival of ThunderMouse! Riding his steed Lightning, the Mega-Pegasus! Wielding his mighty mallet with one hand, eating his favorite cheese with the other!

Tags: animal, comic, cosmic, lightning, mouse

ThunderMouse Hat

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Super-Monkey Hat
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Description: It's a bird! It's a banana! It's Super-Monkey! The Simian of Steel is here to save the day! This great ape fights for honesty, fairness, and equality for all species! Look out, bad guys! Super-Monkey's gonna clean up this jungle!

Tags: ape, banana, comic books, cute, funny animal

Super-Monkey Hat

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Mach Shell Hat
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Description: The Terrapin Tornado! Watch this torrential tortoise tear up the tarmac! Moving faster than the eye can tolerate! Mach Shell is here today and gone yesterday! This super critter is certainly not slow on the uptake!

Tags: comic books, cute, electric, fast, funny animals

Mach Shell Hat

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Iron Rhino Hat
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Description: The Unfettered Ungulate! Friendly fighter forged from fortitude! When it comes to horning in on the action, this adamant armored adventurer makes a great alloyed ally!

Tags: alloy, armor, comic books, cute, funny animals

Iron Rhino Hat

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The Incredible Runt Hat
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Description: This is one hamster who's breaking out of his cage! A rampaging furball of squeaky rage! He's here to gnaw carrots & kick butt, and he's all out of carrots!

Tags: animal, cute, hulk, kids, parody

The Incredible Runt Hat

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The Fantastic Frog Hat
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Description: Protecting the universe riding on a rocket-powered lily pad! The Fantastic Frog is hopping from planet to planet ensuring cosmic justice! That's one amazing amphibian!

Tags: cosmic, fantastic, frog, jack kirby, superhero

The Fantastic Frog Hat

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Dog-Star Hat
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Description: The Canine Commando! A mighty mutt of major merit! This is one pup who won't let up ensuring truth, justice, and walkies! It's time to sniff out crime! Bad guys are on the run when this good doggie's unleashed! A powerful pooch with a stellar track record!

Tags: armor, comic books, commando, cute, funny animals

Dog-Star Hat

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Doctor Hoot Hat
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Description: Doctor Hoot is the wondrous wizard protecting society from evil magic and invasive, tasty rats. May the Boisterous Bubo Bless you!

Tags: animal, bird, comic, cosmic, doctor

Doctor Hoot Hat

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Cap'n Comet-tail Hat
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Description: The Galactic Gardener of Goodness! A Big Bang Bunny hoppin' to protect the planets & stars! This hyper-space hare wields cosmic carrot juice for the sake of universal justice and endless salad bars! The cosmic critter moves with rabbit response time!

Tags: bunny, carrots, comet, comic books, cosmic

Cap'n Comet-tail Hat

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BatCat Hat
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Description: The Kitty Crusader stalks the night! This cat's got nine lives to spare, so bad guys beware! When criminal rats are running loose throughout the city, this feline adventurer ensures justice sharpens up its claws!

Tags: bad guys, bats, city, comic books, cute

BatCat Hat

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FAFO MAGA Hat
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Description: F-ing Around/Finding Out is the modern Caveat Emptor! Burning bridges before they're crossed is the MAGAt maxim. The Stupid! It BURNS! How many Trump supporters does it take to screw in themselves? The sad part is we're all going to find out the hard way.

Tags: fafo, fire, gop, idiots, maga

FAFO MAGA Hat

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Krampus! Hat
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Description: Oh, sure.It's Santa Claus that gets all the publicity. What about his holiday business partner, the Krampus? Whipping misbehaving children and stuffing them into baskets does not make good public relations nowadays. This half-goat, half-demon monster is the Christmas Bad Cop to Kris Kringle's Good Cop.

Tags: christmas, holidays, naughty, santa claus, yuletide

Krampus! Hat

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Fitness Warning Hat
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Description: A fitting protective equipment for the emotionally insecure. Let everyone around you know that you prefer safety features when utilizing antisocial tendencies. Simple rules for the cynically cautious.

Tags: antisocial, industrial, parody, safety, satire

Fitness Warning Hat

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The Cosmic Age Hat
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Description: A new comic book series created by illustrator Robert Keough! Decades of grand adventures, heroic struggles, and personal pitfalls set against the backdrop of a manic multiverse! More info at thecosmicage.com

Tags: comics, cosmic, fantasy, superhero, universe

The Cosmic Age Hat

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The Cosmic Age (monochrome) Hat
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Description: A new comic book series created by illustrator Robert Keough! Decades of grand adventures, heroic struggles, and personal pitfalls set against the backdrop of a manic multiverse! More info at thecosmicage.com

Tags: cosmic, fantasy, superhero, universe

The Cosmic Age (monochrome) Hat

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The Cosmic Age! Myth Representing Reality! Hat
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Description: A new comic book series created by illustrator Robert Keough! Decades of grand adventures, heroic struggles, and personal pitfalls set against the backdrop of a manic multiverse!

Tags: multiverse, myth, reality, superheroes

The Cosmic Age! Myth Representing Reality! Hat

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The Cosmic Age Hat
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Description: A new comic book series created by illustrator Robert Keough! Decades of grand adventures, heroic struggles, and personal pitfalls set against the backdrop of a manic multiverse!

Tags: cosmic, epic, multiverse, myth, saga

The Cosmic Age Hat

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Yipe Stripes! Hat
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Description: "Now ya got the beat! That's the latest craze! You're so cool & neat! That's what cats are wearin' nowadays." The pop tune hit from "Teen-age Strangler" as seen on MST3K

Tags: 1960s, fashion, humor, music, stripes

Yipe Stripes! Hat

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Klandinkto! Hat
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Description: Watch out! Moons are going to crash! Don't worry! Here comes Bavarro, the aggressively nice King of Posito! And his scintillating catchphrase.

Tags: 1950s, catchphrase, moon, planets, rocket

Klandinkto! Hat

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Ro-Man Hat
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Description: He wants to be like the hu-man! Classic 1950s sci-fi goofiness! Shambling out of the low-grade vintage cult film "Robot Monster" comes the titular star, Ro-Man!

Tags: 1950s, cult film, gorilla, monster, post apocalyptic

Ro-Man Hat

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My God! What IS it? Hat
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Description: Just when you thought it was safe from archaic cult film references, along comes a generic Scream Queen from the forgotten sci-fi flop "The Creeping Terror!" What is it, indeed.

Tags: cult film, expression, retro, sci fi, scream queen

My God! What IS it? Hat

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Nutjobs Relics A-holes Hat
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Description: Misinterpreting the 2nd Amendment since the 19th century Arming psychopaths for the greater GREED. Guns don't kill people. Bullets tearing through flesh kill people. One of the biggest terrorist organizations in the US.

Tags: gop, guns, parody, politics, rifles

Nutjobs Relics A-holes Hat

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Shark Rider Hat
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Description: Part shark, part girl's bicycle! All business! A BIG fish in a small pond on a bicycle built for CHEW!!! You think you're cool? Hip? With it? The Shark Rider laughs at all that is trendy!

Tags: bicycle, bike, costume, fish, parody

Shark Rider Hat

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