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Description: Rumblings from the cosmic cupboard of the universe heralds the arrival of ThunderMouse! Riding his steed Lightning, the Mega-Pegasus! Wielding his mighty mallet with one hand, eating his favorite cheese with the other!

Description: It's a bird! It's a banana! It's Super-Monkey! The Simian of Steel is here to save the day! This great ape fights for honesty, fairness, and equality for all species! Look out, bad guys! Super-Monkey's gonna clean up this jungle!

Description: The Terrapin Tornado! Watch this torrential tortoise tear up the tarmac! Moving faster than the eye can tolerate! Mach Shell is here today and gone yesterday! This super critter is certainly not slow on the uptake!

Description: The Unfettered Ungulate! Friendly fighter forged from fortitude! When it comes to horning in on the action, this adamant armored adventurer makes a great alloyed ally!

Description: This is one hamster who's breaking out of his cage! A rampaging furball of squeaky rage! He's here to gnaw carrots & kick butt, and he's all out of carrots!

Description: Protecting the universe riding on a rocket-powered lily pad! The Fantastic Frog is hopping from planet to planet ensuring cosmic justice! That's one amazing amphibian!

Description: The Canine Commando! A mighty mutt of major merit! This is one pup who won't let up ensuring truth, justice, and walkies! It's time to sniff out crime! Bad guys are on the run when this good doggie's unleashed! A powerful pooch with a stellar track record!

Description: Doctor Hoot is the wondrous wizard protecting society from evil magic and invasive, tasty rats. May the Boisterous Bubo Bless you!

Description: The Galactic Gardener of Goodness! A Big Bang Bunny hoppin' to protect the planets & stars! This hyper-space hare wields cosmic carrot juice for the sake of universal justice and endless salad bars! The cosmic critter moves with rabbit response time!

Description: The Kitty Crusader stalks the night! This cat's got nine lives to spare, so bad guys beware! When criminal rats are running loose throughout the city, this feline adventurer ensures justice sharpens up its claws!

Description: In these uncertain times rosy idealism may be in short supply but that doesn't mean you just give up. The Bluebird of Crappiness is a polite way of expressing awfulness via humorous perspectives and cautious optimism. Low expectations are good to have when life's outcomes turn out to better than anticipated.

Description: F-ing Around/Finding Out is the modern Caveat Emptor! Burning bridges before they're crossed is the MAGAt maxim. The Stupid! It BURNS! How many Trump supporters does it take to screw in themselves? The sad part is we're all going to find out the hard way.

Description: Oh, sure.It's Santa Claus that gets all the publicity. What about his holiday business partner, the Krampus? Whipping misbehaving children and stuffing them into baskets does not make good public relations nowadays. This half-goat, half-demon monster is the Christmas Bad Cop to Kris Kringle's Good Cop.

Description: A fitting protective equipment for the emotionally insecure. Let everyone around you know that you prefer safety features when utilizing antisocial tendencies. Simple rules for the cynically cautious.

Description: "We can't stop here! This is Orc country!" A homage to two literary works. Raoul Duke & Dr. Gollum are on a savage journey to the bowels of Middle Earth!

Description: A new comic book series created by illustrator Robert Keough! Decades of grand adventures, heroic struggles, and personal pitfalls set against the backdrop of a manic multiverse! More info at thecosmicage.com

Description: A new comic book series created by illustrator Robert Keough! Decades of grand adventures, heroic struggles, and personal pitfalls set against the backdrop of a manic multiverse! More info at thecosmicage.com

Description: Toxic goofiness for many a MSTie! That spit-take is lethal! Killer Shrew! They don't know the difference between me or you. A corny mash-up of cheesy sci-fi & alcohol poisoning. It's mysterious science done theatrically bad!

Description: Flyin' fightin' men to a certain Red Zone! "I'm Cherokee Jack!" Coleman Francis' favorite air service. "Will flie you anywhere?" Mostly Cuba. In 1961. "Rates prettie reasoneble."

Description: A new comic book series created by illustrator Robert Keough! Decades of grand adventures, heroic struggles, and personal pitfalls set against the backdrop of a manic multiverse!

Description: A new comic book series created by illustrator Robert Keough! Decades of grand adventures, heroic struggles, and personal pitfalls set against the backdrop of a manic multiverse!

Description: Dr. Bill Cortner's evil science experiments are out of control! His Adreno-Serum has motivated the bodiless Jan to team-up with The Thing Inside The Closet to form a holy union of wacky revenge!

Description: Trump's favorite propaganda channel ...for now. Poisoning the minds of elderly relatives since 1996.

Description: King Bavarro boldly & aggressively welcomes you to his home planet of Posita! Along with its sister gypsy moon, Negato, this galactic wanderer is an astronomical phenomena. Let's hope it doesn't crash into something.

Description: "Now ya got the beat! That's the latest craze! You're so cool & neat! That's what cats are wearin' nowadays." The pop tune hit from "Teen-age Strangler" as seen on MST3K

Description: A certain Belgian detective is here to cheer you up as best he can.

Description: The wild west was never more beautiful and homicidal! Mom, Dad and the kids got lost, shot at, & chased by a horribly mutated Russian scientist and all you got was this lousy shirt! Flag on the moon!

Description: Is it a teen-ager who strangles? Or a person who strangles teen-agers? Who knows? Who cares? It's a cheesy early '60s low-budget horror film glorifying drag racing, bike stealing and forgotten fashion trends. Yipe Stripes!

Description: What's a satyr caretaker to do when he's at the crossroads of his career? Go into business for himself! Don't know if the Master would approve, though.

Description: Battle of the Beer Bellies! A sloppy, loose-cannon LA cop takes on a hockey-haired hellion from the north!

Description: How many nicknames can an action hero have? A stylized rendition of a beefy space hero and his multiple riff-induced aliases.

Description: A salute to music appreciation & gender identification. You can have the spirit of music inside and outside! Inspired by the old educational short seen on a certain mysteriously scientific theatrical program.

Description: It's that guy from the low-budget, cheesy, 1950s sci-fi flic "Teenagers From Outer Space." Definitely not a humanitarian.

Description: Watch out! Moons are going to crash! Don't worry! Here comes Bavarro, the aggressively nice King of Posito! And his scintillating catchphrase.

Description: He wants to be like the hu-man! Classic 1950s sci-fi goofiness! Shambling out of the low-grade vintage cult film "Robot Monster" comes the titular star, Ro-Man!

Description: Retro 1950s sci-fi goofiness! Shambling out of the low-grade vintage cult film "Robot Monster" comes the titular star, Ro-Man! Complete with his classic query quote.