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Illustrator/Designer Bob "Marlowinc" Keough is a sad, aging husk of an individual. He thinks he can earn a credible living as an artist.
Treason Tags T-Shirt
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Description: What's in a nickname? If you're the most hated person in the world there's too many to count. This is just a small sample of the satirical sobriquets used to describe the Traitor-in-Chief (Hey! There's another one!)

Tags: humor, nicknames, politics
ThunderMouse T-Shirt
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Description: Rumblings from the cosmic cupboard of the universe heralds the arrival of ThunderMouse! Riding his steed Lightning, the Mega-Pegasus! Wielding his mighty mallet with one hand, eating his favorite cheese with the other!

Tags: animal, comic, cosmic, lightning, mouse
ThunderMouse T-Shirt
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Description: Rumblings from the cosmic cupboard of the universe heralds the arrival of ThunderMouse! Riding his steed Lightning, the Mega-Pegasus! Wielding his mighty mallet with one hand, eating his favorite cheese with the other!

Tags: animal, comic, cosmic, lightning, mouse
Super-Monkey T-Shirt
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Description: It's a bird! It's a banana! It's Super-Monkey! The Simian of Steel is here to save the day! This great ape fights for honesty, fairness, and equality for all species! Look out, bad guys! Super-Monkey's gonna clean up this jungle!

Tags: ape, banana, comic books, cute, funny animal
Super-Monkey T-Shirt
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Description: It's a bird! It's a banana! It's Super-Monkey! The Simian of Steel is here to save the day! This great ape fights for honesty, fairness, and equality for all species! Look out, bad guys! Super-Monkey's gonna clean up this jungle!

Tags: ape, banana, comic books, cute, funny animal
Mach Shell T-Shirt
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Description: The Terrapin Tornado! Watch this torrential tortoise tear up the tarmac! Moving faster than the eye can tolerate! Mach Shell is here today and gone yesterday! This super critter is certainly not slow on the uptake!

Tags: comic books, cute, electric, fast, funny animals
Mach Shell T-Shirt
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Description: The Terrapin Tornado! Watch this torrential tortoise tear up the tarmac! Moving faster than the eye can tolerate! Mach Shell is here today and gone yesterday! This super critter is certainly not slow on the uptake!

Tags: comic books, cute, electric, fast, funny animals
Iron Rhino T-Shirt
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Description: The Unfettered Ungulate! Friendly fighter forged from fortitude! When it comes to horning in on the action, this adamant armored adventurer makes a great alloyed ally!

Tags: alloy, armor, comic books, cute, funny animals
Iron Rhino T-Shirt
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Description: The Unfettered Ungulate! Friendly fighter forged from fortitude! When it comes to horning in on the action, this adamant armored adventurer makes a great alloyed ally!

Tags: alloy, armor, comic books, cute, funny animals
The Incredible Runt T-Shirt
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Description: This is one hamster who's breaking out of his cage! A rampaging furball of squeaky rage! He's here to gnaw carrots & kick butt, and he's all out of carrots!

Tags: animal, cute, hulk, kids, parody
The Incredible Runt T-Shirt
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Description: This is one hamster who's breaking out of his cage! A rampaging furball of squeaky rage! He's here to gnaw carrots & kick butt, and he's all out of carrots!

Tags: animal, cute, hulk, kids, parody
Fantastic Frog T-Shirt
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Description: Protecting the universe riding on a rocket-powered lily pad! The Fantastic Frog is hopping from planet to planet ensuring cosmic justice! That's one amazing amphibian!

Tags: cosmic, fantastic, frog, jack kirby, superhero
The Fantastic Frog T-Shirt
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Description: Protecting the universe riding on a rocket-powered lily pad! The Fantastic Frog is hopping from planet to planet ensuring cosmic justice! That's one amazing amphibian!

Tags: cosmic, fantastic, frog, jack kirby, superhero
Dog-Star T-Shirt
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Description: The Canine Commando! A mighty mutt of major merit! This is one pup who won't let up ensuring truth, justice, and walkies! It's time to sniff out crime! Bad guys are on the run when this good doggie's unleashed! A powerful pooch with a stellar track record!

Tags: armor, comic books, commando, cute, funny animals
Dog-Star T-Shirt
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Description: The Canine Commando! A mighty mutt of major merit! This is one pup who won't let up ensuring truth, justice, and walkies! It's time to sniff out crime! Bad guys are on the run when this good doggie's unleashed! A powerful pooch with a stellar track record!

Tags: armor, comic books, commando, cute, funny animals
Doctor Hoot T-Shirt
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Description: Doctor Hoot is the wondrous wizard protecting society from evil magic and invasive, tasty rats. May the Boisterous Bubo Bless you!

Tags: animal, bird, comic, cosmic, doctor
Doctor Hoot T-Shirt
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Description: Doctor Hoot is the wondrous wizard protecting society from evil magic and invasive, tasty rats. May the Boisterous Bubo Bless you!

Tags: animal, bird, comic, cosmic, doctor
Cap'n Comet-tail T-Shirt
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Description: The Galactic Gardener of Goodness! A Big Bang Bunny hoppin' to protect the planets & stars! This hyper-space hare wields cosmic carrot juice for the sake of universal justice and endless salad bars! The cosmic critter moves with rabbit response time!

Tags: bunny, carrots, comet, comic books, cosmic
Cap'n Comet-tail T-Shirt
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Description: The Galactic Gardener of Goodness! A Big Bang Bunny hoppin' to protect the planets & stars! This hyper-space hare wields cosmic carrot juice for the sake of universal justice and endless salad bars! The cosmic critter moves with rabbit response time!

Tags: bunny, carrots, comet, comic books, cosmic
BatCat T-Shirt
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Description: The Kitty Crusader stalks the night! This cat's got nine lives to spare, so bad guys beware! When criminal rats are running loose throughout the city, this feline adventurer ensures justice sharpens up its claws!

Tags: bad guys, bats, city, comic books, cute
BatCat T-Shirt
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Description: The Kitty Crusader stalks the night! This cat's got nine lives to spare, so bad guys beware! When criminal rats are running loose throughout the city, this feline adventurer ensures justice sharpens up its claws!

Tags: bad guys, bats, city, comic books, cute
The Bluebird of Crappiness T-Shirt
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Description: In these uncertain times rosy idealism may be in short supply but that doesn't mean you just give up. The Bluebird of Crappiness is a polite way of expressing awfulness via humorous perspectives and cautious optimism. Low expectations are good to have when life's outcomes turn out to better than anticipated.

Tags: bird, cynicism, humor, irony, nature
FAFO MAGA T-Shirt
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Description: F-ing Around/Finding Out is the modern Caveat Emptor! Burning bridges before they're crossed is the MAGAt maxim. The Stupid! It BURNS! How many Trump supporters does it take to screw in themselves? The sad part is we're all going to find out the hard way.

Tags: fafo, fire, gop, idiots, maga
Krampus! T-Shirt
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Description: Oh, sure.It's Santa Claus that gets all the publicity. What about his holiday business partner, the Krampus? Whipping misbehaving children and stuffing them into baskets does not make good public relations nowadays. This half-goat, half-demon monster is the Christmas Bad Cop to Kris Kringle's Good Cop.

Tags: christmas, holidays, naughty, santa claus, yuletide
Fitness Warning T-Shirt
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Description: A fitting protective equipment for the emotionally insecure. Let everyone around you know that you prefer safety features when utilizing antisocial tendencies. Simple rules for the cynically cautious.

Tags: antisocial, industrial, parody, safety, satire
Fear and Loathing in Mordor T-Shirt

Description: "We can't stop here! This is Orc country!" A homage to two literary works. Raoul Duke & Dr. Gollum are on a savage journey to the bowels of Middle Earth!

Tags: gollum, gonzo, hunter s thompson, jrr tolkien, mash up
The Cosmic Age T-Shirt
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Description: A new comic book series created by illustrator Robert Keough! Decades of grand adventures, heroic struggles, and personal pitfalls set against the backdrop of a manic multiverse! More info at thecosmicage.com

Tags: comics, cosmic, fantasy, superhero, universe
The Cosmic Age (monochrome) T-Shirt
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Description: A new comic book series created by illustrator Robert Keough! Decades of grand adventures, heroic struggles, and personal pitfalls set against the backdrop of a manic multiverse! More info at thecosmicage.com

Tags: cosmic, fantasy, superhero, universe
Killer Shrew Extract T-Shirt
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Description: Toxic goofiness for many a MSTie! That spit-take is lethal! Killer Shrew! They don't know the difference between me or you. A corny mash-up of cheesy sci-fi & alcohol poisoning. It's mysterious science done theatrically bad!

Tags: horror, monsters, movie, mystery science theatre 3000, rifftrax
Cherokee Jack Airlines T-Shirt
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Description: Flyin' fightin' men to a certain Red Zone! "I'm Cherokee Jack!" Coleman Francis' favorite air service. "Will flie you anywhere?" Mostly Cuba. In 1961. "Rates prettie reasoneble."

Tags: airplane, bad movie, cuba, mystery science theatre 3000, red zone
The Cosmic Age! Myth Representing Reality! T-Shirt
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Description: A new comic book series created by illustrator Robert Keough! Decades of grand adventures, heroic struggles, and personal pitfalls set against the backdrop of a manic multiverse!

Tags: multiverse, myth, reality, superheroes
The Cosmic Age T-Shirt
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Description: A new comic book series created by illustrator Robert Keough! Decades of grand adventures, heroic struggles, and personal pitfalls set against the backdrop of a manic multiverse!

Tags: cosmic, epic, multiverse, myth, saga
Jan in the Pan T-Shirt
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Description: Dr. Bill Cortner's evil science experiments are out of control! His Adreno-Serum has motivated the bodiless Jan to team-up with The Thing Inside The Closet to form a holy union of wacky revenge!

Tags: 1950s, brain, cereal box, horror, mystery science theatre 3000
Faux News T-Shirt
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Description: Trump's favorite propaganda channel ...for now. Poisoning the minds of elderly relatives since 1996.

Tags: fox, gop, media fake news, politics, propaganda
Visit Scenic Posita T-Shirt
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Description: King Bavarro boldly & aggressively welcomes you to his home planet of Posita! Along with its sister gypsy moon, Negato, this galactic wanderer is an astronomical phenomena. Let's hope it doesn't crash into something.

Tags: 1950s, future, sci fi, science, space
Yipe Stripes! T-Shirt
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Description: "Now ya got the beat! That's the latest craze! You're so cool & neat! That's what cats are wearin' nowadays." The pop tune hit from "Teen-age Strangler" as seen on MST3K

Tags: 1960s, fashion, humor, music, stripes

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