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P is for: Propaganda, Politburo, Political, Poisonous, Polonium, Pompous, Pipsqueak, Pee tape, & Putin!

Tags: investigation, mueller, kgb, international, politics

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Donny "Doll-Hands" Trump: Con artist. Russian puppet. Traitor. Failed real estate agent & Reality TV show host. President to 32% of the USA. A BIG menace with a tiny grasp of things. We're all gonna die!

Tags: impeachment, criminal, mueller, putin, russian

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"Pastor" Mike Pence: Self-loathing closet case. Mommy issues. Sanctimonious fundamentalist. The Wrong Side of History's Calm Liar & Chuckly Ass-Kisser. Impeach him first!

Tags: trump, impeach, christian, russia, politics

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Election cheaters & political whores who generally want to transform America into a medieval feudal system with them as divine, unquestioning royalty.

Tags: trump, government, politics, greed, old-men

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What's a satyr caretaker to do when he's at the crossroads of his career? Go into business for himself! Don't know if the Master would approve, though.

Tags: take-out-food, pizza, the-master, torgo, manos-the-hands-of-fate

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Trump & his Crime Cartel better make amends! Agent M is on the case and he won't rest until decent Americans are safe from the menaces threatening our nation. Both from within & without!

Tags: america, fbi, politics, criminal, justice

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Voldar is none too pleased with bringing Christmas to Mars. Inspired by "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians", here's a shirt that gets your cranky alienation message across during the happy holidays.

Tags: alien, xmas, holidays, christmas, santa-claus

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Translation: Let the War on Christmas Begin! Inspired by the Mexican Xmas film favorite "Santa Claus." Ol’ St Nick goes up against Ol’ Mr. Pitch. A holy war with goofy overtones! Happy Holidays!

Tags: war-on-christmas, xmas, santa-claus, satan, devil

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This is one hamster who's breaking out of his cage! A rampaging furball of squeaky rage! He's here to gnaw carrots & kick butt, and he's all out of carrots!

Tags: pet, animal, superhero, hamster, runt

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Doctor Hoot is the wondrous wizard protecting society from evil magic and invasive, tasty rats. May the Boisterous Bubo Bless you!

Tags: steve-ditko, cosmic, comic, hero, sorceror

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Protecting the universe riding on a rocket-powered lily pad! The Fantastic Frog is hopping from planet to planet ensuring cosmic justice! That's one amazing amphibian!

Tags: frog, cosmic, jack-kirby, kirby-crackle, fantastic

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Rumblings from the cosmic cupboard of the universe heralds the arrival of ThunderMouse! Riding his steed Lightning, the Mega-Pegasus! Wielding his mighty mallet with one hand, eating his favorite cheese with the other!

Tags: lightning, pegasus, cosmic, superhero, comic

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Just when you thought it was safe from archaic cult film references, along comes a generic Scream Queen from the forgotten sci-fi flop "The Creeping Terror!" What is it, indeed.

Tags: quote, expression, scream-queen, retro, cult-film

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Watch out! Moons are going to crash! Don't worry! Here comes Bavarro, the aggressively nice King of Posito! And his scintillating catchphrase.

Tags: bavarro, space, rocket, stars, sci-fi

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It's that guy from the low-budget, cheesy, 1950s sci-fi flic "Teenagers From Outer Space." Definitely not a humanitarian.

Tags: space, cult-film, torture, teenager, 1950s

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Battle of the Beer Bellies! A sloppy, loose-cannon LA cop takes on a hockey-haired hellion from the north!

Tags: alcohol, united-states, canada, beer, slobs

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Part shark, part girl's bicycle! All business! A BIG fish in a small pond on a bicycle built for CHEW!!! You think you're cool? Hip? With it? The Shark Rider laughs at all that is trendy!

Tags: predator, bicycle, bike, rider, costume

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Flyin' fightin' men to a certain Red Zone, Coleman Francis' favorite air service. "Will flie you anywhere?" Mostly Cuba. In 1961. "I'm Cherokee Jack!"

Tags: flying, airplane, typos, cuba, cold-war

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A salute to music appreciation & gender identification. You can have the spirit of music inside and outside! Inspired by the old educational short seen on a certain mysteriously scientific theatrical program.

Tags: gender, educational, musical-scale, spirit-of-music, music

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How many nicknames can an action hero have? A stylized rendition of a beefy space hero and his multiple riff-induced aliases.

Tags: nicknames, macho, screaming, sci-fi, action-hero

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Toxic goofiness! That spit-take is lethal! A corny mash-up of cheesy sci-fi & alcohol poisoning.

Tags: satire, alcohol-parody, poison, toxic, sci-fi

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Pop stars & pod people giving opinions. An expression for any occasion. Inspired by a very bad sci-fi film involving untalented pop stars & trumpy-dumpy aliens.

Tags: pop-star, catchphrase, sci-fi, stinks, pod-people

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He wants to be like the hu-man! Classic 1950s sci-fi goofiness! Shambling out of the low-grade vintage cult film "Robot Monster" comes the titular star, Ro-Man!

Tags: cult-film, monster, robot, ro-man, sci-fi

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Retro 1950s sci-fi goofiness! Shambling out of the low-grade vintage cult film "Robot Monster" comes the titular star, Ro-Man! Complete with his classic query quote.

Tags: retro, goofy, monster, robot, sci-fi

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Fairy tale weirdness to the extreme! What the heck are Hobyahs? Confuse/amuse your hipster friends with these obscure, archaic, forgotten folklore figures! Freaky!

Tags: party-animals, freaky, archaic, folklore, fantasy

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Something terrible is lurking around Heartbreak Hotel and whatever you do, don’t step on its blue suede shoes! A bizarre secret experiment has gone awry! Elvis Presley is back from the dead and he wants to spend one night with you!

Tags: rock, music, movie, resident-evil, horror

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Tor Johnson gets your room ready for a good night's sleep. Best to keep your eyes closed.

Tags: bedtime, creepy, cult-film, 1950s, lobo

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