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MaximuM minimalism Card
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Description: MaximuM minimalism

Tags: minimalist, oxymoron, paradox, artistic, pattern

MaximuM minimalism Card

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Go climb a rock. Card
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Description: Does what it says says what it does. Find your way to Paradise City Where the cat people have three…

Tags: onscreen, kirk, mountain climbing, enterprise, star trek

Go climb a rock. Card

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All Cops Are Bantha Poodoo Card
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Description: All Cops Are Bantha Poodoo Bantha Poodo is the name of the smelly food you feed Banthas.

Tags: doo, star wars, all cops are bad, acab, all cops are bastards

All Cops Are Bantha Poodoo Card

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All Cops Are Derek Chauvin Card
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Description: Cops: Remember they are not just Strangers They are Strangers with Guns! All Cops Are Derek Chauvin

Tags: minneapolis, killers, minnesota, black lives matter, law enforcement

All Cops Are Derek Chauvin Card

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We Don’t Know How Famous We Are Card
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Description: You don’t know, We Don’t Know How Famous We Are

Tags: fluid, gay, lesbian, pot, celebrity

We Don’t Know How Famous We Are Card

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Cat Show Card
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Description: When You Saw This You Knew It Was Legendary

Tags: concert, cats, band, rock, pets

Cat Show Card

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Rockhounds at StoneArch Card
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Description: Taken at the StoneArch Bridge in Minneapolis Minnesota USA or Canadian Deep South

Tags: arch, river, mississippi, minneapolis, architecture

Rockhounds at StoneArch Card

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Sexy Mother Funker Card
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Description: Sexy Mother Funker Says what it does Does what it says Sexy Mother Funker OnThe.One

Tags: genderqueer, wife gifts, husband gifts, funky, on the one

Sexy Mother Funker Card

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ANTIFA SHION Card
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Description: ANTIFA SHION of THE OFFENSIVE POPR Endorsed For Smashing Fascism in Fashion

Tags: nonbinary, pride, lgbt, genderqueer, trans

ANTIFA SHION Card

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Obscure Reference Card
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Description: The all purpose shirt and or costume. Perfectly Inappropriate for any occasions Works with everyone you do not know.

Tags: tv, retro, quote, actor, movie

Obscure Reference Card

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Listen To Bill Hicks Card
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Description: Listen To Bill Hicks Does what it says Says what it does

Tags: mushrooms, illumination, pot, socialism, funny

Listen To Bill Hicks Card

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Drugs Card
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Description: Drugs are a helluva drug…

Tags: 420 design, dealer, hospital, doctor, love

Drugs Card

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MUTED Card
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Description: MUTE yourself don’t W.A.S.T.E. yourself

Tags: birthday, icon, you are on mute gift idea, horn, muted horn

MUTED Card

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Human Vaccine Collector Card
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Description: I nice way of letting others know that you embrace the power of vaccination and are part of the answer.

Tags: vaccines cause adults, coronavirus, pro vax, health, summer

Human Vaccine Collector Card

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GOT HAM GOTHAM Card
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Description: ... GOT HAM?

Tags: gay, lgbt, ham, dc, gotham city

GOT HAM GOTHAM Card

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Jhonny Crumlethumbs Died For Your Sins At Yah Card
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Description: Jhonny Crumlethumbs Died For Your Sins T-Shirt

Tags: horror, quotes, halloween, metal, band

Jhonny Crumlethumbs Died For Your Sins At Yah Card

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Jhonny Crumlethumbs Died For Your Sins Card
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Description: Jhonny Crumlethumbs! He Shredded His Way to your SalvationTaught Dave Hill How To Shred when they were having a five way with the devil.

Tags: crumblethumbs, rockrock, dave, rock gods, shredder

Jhonny Crumlethumbs Died For Your Sins Card

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Vaccinated & Available For Hugs Card
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Description: Vaccinated & Available For Hugs We Made It Through a 13 Month March

Tags: available, hugs, health, vaccine, pro vax

Vaccinated & Available For Hugs Card

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Unlimited Lives Card
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Description: We’re All Gonna Die... Laughing

Tags: game, games, gamer, video game, inspiration

Unlimited Lives Card

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We Survived A 13 Month March Card
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Description: We Survived A 13 Month March Hey, you stayed alive, get the shirt! The perfect gift for the living

Tags: month, march, virus, 13, healthcare

We Survived A 13 Month March Card

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Vaxed & Loving It Card
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Description: Don’t just keep it on a card, celebrate with clothing and gear that says you appreciate the medical miracle of vaccination.

Tags: vaccines, daddy, vaccination, fathers day, vaccinate

Vaxed & Loving It Card

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For All Times Always Card
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Description: Time is a tricky thing Value your Ability to see.

Tags: authority, time travel, time, superheroes, avengers

For All Times Always Card

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MetroidvaniA Card

Description: Allow yourself to change and explore.

Tags: games, music, castlevania, logo, metroid

MetroidvaniA Card

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HoT MoM Card
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Description: For Mom’s that are HoT!

Tags: pregnancy, mother to be, wife, mothers day, most recent

HoT MoM Card

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Keeping Socially Distant Card

Description: It’ll be nice to get together again, but stay over there.

Tags: vaccine, coronavirus, vaccination, quarantine, equal rights

Keeping Socially Distant Card

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This Instrument Births Folk Singers Card
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Description: This Instrument Births Folk Singers

Tags: antifa, machine gun, guthrie, woody, folk metal

This Instrument Births Folk Singers Card

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Jagnostic Fron Jagnostic Back Card
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Description: Jagnostic Fron Jagnostic Back They will see you coming and going

Tags: game, punks not dead, punkrock, punk rocker, punk band

Jagnostic Fron Jagnostic Back Card

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I Was Broken Before I Got Here Card
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Description: I Was Broken Before I Got Here I mean... It... It Was Broken Before I Got Here

Tags: motivation, depression, inspirational, motivational, anxiety

I Was Broken Before I Got Here Card

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Breaking What You Call Science! 🧬 Card

Description: It’s not breaking Science It’s just twisting it in NEW DIMENSIONS

Tags: author, progressive, sci fi, space, science

Breaking What You Call Science! 🧬 Card

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"Fuck You I'm Sleeping” Sleep Gear Card

Description: "Fuck You I'm Sleeping” Sleepshirt, Pillows, Onesies and Masks T-Shirt Printed Only On The Front So you can get the Triblend Softness For A Shirt That Is Going To Be Worn More Nights In A Row Than You Will Be Comfortable With, But You Will Be Comfortable And Go Up A Size Or Two So It Is Roomy Like A Shirt From A Long Missed Lover

Tags: sloth, sleep, thing, nap, do not disturb

"Fuck You I'm Sleeping” Sleep Gear Card

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Lay Low & Cool It Card
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Description: Lay Low & Keep Cool Dr Fauci gonna take you old skool We’re all in this together So we gotta stay apart I say this from my masked heart Lay Low and Keep Cool That’s us Doing our part.

Tags: 2021, covid 19, america, covid, dr

Lay Low & Cool It Card

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Erection Insurrection Card

Description: Erection Insurrection On The Senate Floor Screaming Chuck Punk!

Tags: anti trump, politics, insurrection, treason, humor

Erection Insurrection Card

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Turn Some Sadness Into Badass Card
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Description: Turn Some Sadness Into Badass Does what it says, says what you do.

Tags: optimism, secret s, recovery, super s, sad

Turn Some Sadness Into Badass Card

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Super S Card
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Description: Secret Sigil Seen! Super S Stencil

Tags: stencil, nostalgia, super s stussy, superman, superheroes

Super S Card

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Worlds Greatest Goddess Card
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Description: They can’t print it if it’s not true.

Tags: people, worlds greatest, elvira, girl power, pamper

Worlds Greatest Goddess Card

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Type 1 Diabetic Motherfucker Card

Description: Type 1 for life! Not that poser type 2 diabetes

Tags: diabetes, diabetes awareness, type one, type 1, type 1 diabetes

Type 1 Diabetic Motherfucker Card

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