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Scumbag College for The Young Ones Card
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Description: Show your Scumbag Pride?

Tags: the young ones, bbc, tv, vyvyan baster, perfect gifts for men

Scumbag College for The Young Ones Card

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Happy True Plants Joke! Card
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Description: Happy True Plants Joke!

Tags: cult, joke, plants, true, month

Happy True Plants Joke! Card

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Insert Smile Here Card
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Description: Under this mask, I’m Smiling ...probably

Tags: smiling, love, doctor, medicine, healthy

Insert Smile Here Card

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Duck Duck Gray Goose Card
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Description: Duck Duck Goose or Duck Duck Gray Duck? The best answer is both! From Minnesoba Canada’s Deep South

Tags: retro, games, duck hunting, gray, duck duck gray duck

Duck Duck Gray Goose Card

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GENDER ALCHEMIST Card
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Description: We are of many worlds in many ways.

Tags: gender, transgender, nonbinary, gay, alchemist

GENDER ALCHEMIST Card

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Master of the Multiverse Card
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Description: Power beyond the Universe. Master of your multiple destinies!

Tags: he man, 80s, rick and morty, eternia, masters of the universe

Master of the Multiverse Card

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Will Cult For Food Or Fun Card
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Description: Let everyone know you are open to new possibilities and that you could use a sandwich and some company

Tags: will, cult, belonging, company, fun

Will Cult For Food Or Fun Card

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World Internal Gender Wrestling Champion Card
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Description: Have you wrestled with your inner self trying to fight to see who comes out on top

Tags: transgender, pride, lgbtq, lesbian, rainbow

World Internal Gender Wrestling Champion Card

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Thank You Five Card
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Description: A moment of appreciation for the art makers

Tags: tech, manager, stage, theater nerd, drama

Thank You Five Card

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No Moose Stay Card
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Description: Identify that the moose in me will trample the moose in you.

Tags: discordianism, hinduism, anti trump, canada, buddhism

No Moose Stay Card

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Baphomet Goat Chili Get Your Goat Card
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Description: It’s not the heat, it’s the humanity.

Tags: chili, goats, goat, demon, food

Baphomet Goat Chili Get Your Goat Card

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Free Shrugs Card
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Description: Appreciate the acknowledgment, but I got things to do...

Tags: america, star, free, shrugs, hugs

Free Shrugs Card

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Pincombo 8fold pinball path Card
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Description: Eliminate your suffering with Lord of the Rings Pinball

Tags: lotr, lord of the rings, lotrshirt, bruce lee, buddhism

Pincombo 8fold pinball path Card

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Hitchhikers Code To The Galaxy Card

Description: The first 23 lines of code to the Infocom text adventure.

Tags: hitchhikers guide, douglas adams, douglasadams, so long and thanks for all the fish, dont panic

Hitchhikers Code To The Galaxy Card

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Zork Dork Card
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Description: The Text Adventure Begins

Tags: adventure, humor, retro, computer, code

Zork Dork Card

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Woka Meatball Card
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Description: Wokaway Blessed be their prophets Fozzie and The Pac.

Tags: wokanda, fozzie bear, comedy, philosophy, cult

Woka Meatball Card

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Minnesobaseball Card
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Description: Baseball Love for the Minnesoba Buddies. Minnesoba Southern Canada’s Spring Training Camp!

Tags: canada, buddies, twins, minnesota, st paul

Minnesobaseball Card

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Race & Gender Traitor Card
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Description: Their scorn is your badge of honor!

Tags: feminist, feminism, democrats, lgbt, social justice

Race & Gender Traitor Card

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Flat Asgard Society Card
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Description: The Flat Asgard Society needs you! Will makes the 9 worlds and we have proof that Asgard is flat! Where the shirt and spread the illumination! Original graphic from Jack Kirby.

Tags: comics, travel, norse, viking, flat earth society

Flat Asgard Society Card

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Henchmom Card
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Description: Helps identify the most preferred of minions, the all powerful Henchmom

Tags: family, love, mama, mothers day, bond villains

Henchmom Card

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Pinball Comic Books PINCOMBO.com Card
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Description: PINCOMBO, pinball comic books

Tags: pinball wizard, retro, comics, comic books, williams

Pinball Comic Books PINCOMBO.com Card

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PINCOMBO label Station Card
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Description: Elvira Canaveral Pinball Comic Books ピン漫画本

Tags: transgender, parody design, fantasy, comics, retro

PINCOMBO label Station Card

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Berder King Card
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Description: Home of some Whoppers.

Tags: hamburger, food, hamburgers, fast food, burgerking

Berder King Card

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Station Card
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Description: station station

Tags: popular

Station Card

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Station Card
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Description: Station

Tags: popular

Station Card

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PINCOMBO #MPLS Card
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Description: Pincombo Pinball Pilgramages in MPLS Minnesota Canada

Tags: bally, stern, pincombo, arcade, williams

PINCOMBO #MPLS Card

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Pinball Comic Books Card
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Description: Pinball and comic books, your cult of the month

Tags: humor, comics, gaming, retro, book

Pinball Comic Books Card

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Larry Kline Mayor of Hawkins Indiana Card

Description: When the world is upside down trust Larry Kline to turn things right side up.

Tags: larry, mayor, netflix, kline, parody

Larry Kline Mayor of Hawkins Indiana Card

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Cult of the Month Plutolado Card
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Description: Go beyond worshipping money, (Plutolatry) have wealth work for you with Plutolado!

Tags: cash, cult, religion, fun, pluto

Cult of the Month Plutolado Card

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FNORD Card
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Description: Fnord fnord fnord sexy.

Tags: conspiracy theories, robert anton wilson, all seeing eye, conspiracy theory, new world order

FNORD Card

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Not Going To Murder You Card
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Description: This clothing will totally communicate that you do not want to murder anyone, just like you want them to think.

Tags: crime, psychology, warning, trigger, colbert

Not Going To Murder You Card

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The Baxter Building Was An Inside Job Card
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Description: The Government wants you to think it was Latvarian attack, but who put the rockets in the Baxter Building. This was not an attack, it was a planned launch

Tags: fantastic four, superheroes, truther, baxter, doom

The Baxter Building Was An Inside Job Card

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PINCOMBO PAGODA Card
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Description: Elvis Canaveral Invites You To The Pinball Dojo: A Game Of Depth

Tags: humor, bruce lee, elvis, pinball wizard, canaveral

PINCOMBO PAGODA Card

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Fall Of America Card
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Description: Narrating the wind up and burial of the great American experiment.

Tags: antifascist, cult of the month, minnesota, mall, retail

Fall Of America Card

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BYOBS Card
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Description: Bring Your Own Belief System

Tags: of, cult, month, the, own

BYOBS Card

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1st Amendment Motherfuckers Card

Description: First Amendment with a subtle motherfucking

Tags: freedom of speech, freedom, freedom of religion, freedom of expression, free speech

1st Amendment Motherfuckers Card

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