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Comments Have Been Disabled Card

Description: Don’t want to hear it, turn off the comments.

Tags: saying, have been, wheelchair, memes, disabled

Comments Have Been Disabled Card

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Nonvagina Babies Card
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Description: Well not your vagina but some vagina. As head about on that podcast

Tags: disco, punk, elvira, party, hill

Nonvagina Babies Card

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T.C. The T-Rex from Beautiful Weirdos Card
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Description: T.C. The T Rex wants to play games with you or eat you? We don’t know either! Art by 6 yo Gemma

Tags: red, teeshirt, weird, weirdos, t rex

T.C. The T-Rex from Beautiful Weirdos Card

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Pinball Disco Dancer Back Jimmy Front Card

Description: Jimmy, Blessed be thy Dancer, Angel Witch and TheOffensive.com Genuine Bootlegs

Tags: dance, humor, dave, hill, silhouette

Pinball Disco Dancer Back Jimmy Front Card

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Pinball Disco Dancer Card
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Description: Dance Pinball Dancer

Tags: music, love, evolution, seventies, retro

Pinball Disco Dancer Card

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Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy! Card
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Description: Find the power to snap into the discordian dance.

Tags: dance, disco, party, dancer, dancing

Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy! Card

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Proanoia.com Everything’s Out To HELP us Card
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Description: Program yourself to see all the Helpers

Tags: funny quarantine quotes, inclusion, antifa, essential employee meme, proanoia

Proanoia.com Everything’s Out To HELP us Card

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This Weapon Is Known To Us & We Are Trained In Its Use Card
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Description: Perfect for operating the tools of your trade.

Tags: veteran, skilled, training, weapon x, weapon of choice
Don’t talk to me until I've had my norepinephrine-dopamine reuptake inhibitor Card
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Description: Don’t talk to me until I've had my norepinephrine-dopamine reuptake inhibitor

Tags: serotonin, chemistry, coffee, science, chemist
We’re Smiling Under Our Masks Card

Description: We’re Smiling Under Our Masks & Breathe Easier

Tags: it, biden, joe biden 2020, vote, biden 2020

We’re Smiling Under Our Masks Card

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Fantasy Island Adult Book Store Card

Description: Fantasy Island Adult Book Store Famous since 2020

Tags: four seasons, adult, satire, bookshop, fuck trump

Fantasy Island Adult Book Store Card

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OnThe.One Card
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Description: The Funkiest Disco rd from The lowest of the low Cult of the Month

Tags: water, parliament, type, bass, bootsy collins

OnThe.One Card

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A Picard Maneuver Card

Description: Show that you know how to move it around in special ways.

Tags: hot, masterbate, masterbation, dirty joke, jerking off

A Picard Maneuver Card

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Dopamine Card
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Description: Dopamine it’s why for dinner.

Tags: chemist, scientist, serotonin, laboratory, molecule

Dopamine Card

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ANTIFA SHION TheOffensive.com Card
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Description: Official ANTIFA SHION from TheOffensive and Cult Of The Month Religious Wear. Even the logo leans left.

Tags: offensive, witch, halloween, cult, angel

ANTIFA SHION TheOffensive.com Card

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ANTIFAshion Card
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Description: As a leader, in fashion, of ANTIFA wear your label well.

Tags: anti, fashion, anti trump, antifashion, antifascism

ANTIFAshion Card

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Art Imp Card
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Description: What Does It Mean To You?

Tags: art imp, art impressions, imp, cult, vintage

Art Imp Card

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Face Melting Card
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Description: Stand Back the shredding will melt your face

Tags: rock, melting, face, bass, amp

Face Melting Card

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Future Cop Deleted For Our Holes Card
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Description: Ernest Was our future.

Tags: cop, future, borgnine, ernest, vintage tv

Future Cop Deleted For Our Holes Card

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Borgnine’s Dutch Oven Card
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Description: We’ll feed Em at Borgnine’s Dutch Oven Hot & Fresh Tell them Dave Hill and the Mads sent yah!

Tags: mermon, ethyl, divorce, farts, oven

Borgnine’s Dutch Oven Card

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Save Ferris Card
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Description: He’s a righteous dude...

Tags: bueller, 80s movies, john hughes, ferris buellers day off, matthew broderick

Save Ferris Card

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This Machine Kills Fascism Card
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Description: Says what it does Does what it said

Tags: be kind, gaming, be water, bruce lee, kindness

This Machine Kills Fascism Card

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AIRR BASS SKEWED Card
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Description: AIRR BASS at a bit of an angle

Tags: air bass, air guitar, rock, bass, electric guitar

AIRR BASS SKEWED Card

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AIRR BASS Card
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Description: Game of Depth’s latest tool to explore the land below sound with the Official Sintire AIRR BASS

Tags: play, retro, humor, fantasy, rock

AIRR BASS Card

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Tear Gas Makes Me Horny Card
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Description: Let them know how they make you feel!

Tags: submissive, horny, riot, protest, satire

Tear Gas Makes Me Horny Card

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All Your Bass R Belong 2US Card
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Description: They have slapped us with the bomb!

Tags: humor, joke, all your base, zero wing, guitar

All Your Bass R Belong 2US Card

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Play Pinball Party People Card
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Description: Elvira Canaveral’s Game Of Depth play with your PPPP

Tags: retro, vintage, party, wizard, arcade game

Play Pinball Party People Card

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Wide Awakes 2020 Card
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Description: Wide Awake in 2020 No sleep for slavers!

Tags: resist, election, political, black lives matter, minneapolis

Wide Awakes 2020 Card

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Elvira Canaveral’s Game Of Depth Card
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Description: Elvira Canaveral’s Game Of Depth A Sintire.com Production

Tags: inclusion, equality, canaveral, rainbow, bass

Elvira Canaveral’s Game Of Depth Card

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Shields Up Card
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Description: Defend Yourself And Others!

Tags: shield, stars, galaxy, shields up, space

Shields Up Card

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Legalize Marinara Card
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Description: It’s a Pastafarian Religious Rite

Tags: kitchen, eating, stoner, smoke, pot

Legalize Marinara Card

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This Machine Kills Fascists (no brand) Card
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Description: Make it clear how you feel about fascists when you put this in your favorite anti fascism machine including bodies and faces.

Tags: satire, sincere, pride, transgender, rainbow

This Machine Kills Fascists (no brand) Card

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This Machine Kills Fascists Card
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Description: Says what it does, does what it says! Put it on the device of choice from phone to body! Sincere Satire from Sintire.com

Tags: anti trump, black lives matter, antifascism, anti fascist, lgbt

This Machine Kills Fascists Card

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Pac Man Mouth Card
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Description: Pac man Coming At You, Simple Subtle, comfortable costume.

Tags: minimalism, humor, minimal, arcade games, vintage

Pac Man Mouth Card

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Warning Will Talk Pinball Card
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Description: Warn others that you have opinions about pinball and have them help you find those who also chase the silver ball.

Tags: arcade, warning, pinball machine, retro, pinball wizard

Warning Will Talk Pinball Card

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I Miss You Too Card
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Description: Express your love, from a social distance.

Tags: social distancing, quarantined, covid 19, coronavirus, covid19

I Miss You Too Card

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