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Danger Time Displacement Stay Clear Card
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Description: The Time Variance Authority believes in the proper labeling, handling, and removing dangers to the Sacred Timeline(s).

Tags: back to the future, danger, delorean, loki, marvel

Danger Time Displacement Stay Clear Card

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Because I’m The Computer That’s Why Card
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Description: The Computer is your buddy.

Tags: buddy, code, coder, coding, computer nerd
HERE FOR THE SHENANIGANS Card

Description: States your reason for being where you are, states your want and openness to consensual activities of various mischief. Named Best St Patrick’s Day shirt since the wildly successful “Kiss Me I’m Irish” tshirts and buttons. Recreation of a Minneapolis thrift store find.

Tags: alcohol, bar, irish, irish drinking team, irish pride

HERE FOR THE SHENANIGANS Card

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WE COULD DO MUCH BETTER Card
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Description: Does what it says, says what it does.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, antifa, antifascist, be better

WE COULD DO MUCH BETTER Card

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Trans Eternal Railway Card
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Description: Trans Eternal Railway Next Stop The Good Place!

Tags: bad place, eternal, lgbtq, locomotive, pride

Trans Eternal Railway Card

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MINNESOMALIA Card
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Description: As Promised to the Somali over 3000 years ago.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti racism, anti trump, antifa

MINNESOMALIA Card

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KEEP PINBALL SKETCHY Card
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Description: KEEP PINBALL SKETCHY

Tags: 80s, arcade, flipper, game, gamer

KEEP PINBALL SKETCHY Card

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Inhale Exhale Repeat Card
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Description: Basic Instructions For Living

Tags: buddha, buddhism, dance, exhale, gift

Inhale Exhale Repeat Card

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POLYBIUS 1982 World Champion Card
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Description: If you don’t know if you have played POLYBIUS then you have played POLYBIUS in 1982 you were the World Champion! How else would you have this shirt!?

Tags: gaming, videogames, creepy pasta, myth, simpsons

POLYBIUS 1982 World Champion Card

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Shirt Kitty Card
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Description: Shirt Kitty: Based On Actual Events Design By Gemma age 6, upside down on her shirt

Tags: cats, cat, animal, kitten, kindergarten

Shirt Kitty Card

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Have You Seen A Fnord Lately!? Card
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Description: Have you seen the latest models of all electric Fnords?

Tags: hidden message, discordian, eris, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theory

Have You Seen A Fnord Lately!? Card

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Shō Nuff Card
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Description: Who's the baddest MoFo in Video!? Shō Nuff!! Who's kung fu is the Prettiest with it's magical glow!? Shō Nuff! Who's Da Master!? ShōNuff!!

Tags: elvis, last dragon, kung fu master, master, prettiest

Shō Nuff Card

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“Don’t Touch the Door! Don’t Touch the Door! Don’t Touch the Door!” Card
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Description: You were told repeatedly “Don’t Touch the Door! Don’t Touch the Door!” You Touched the hell out of that door. You’ve got the touch, you’ve got the power! Now with a better

Tags: twilightzone, rodserling, rod, black and white, thetwilightlightzone
World Internal Gender Wrestling Champion (Black) Card
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Description: Colorful sintire Star to symbolize what you have been wrestling with for years.

Tags: pro wrestling, gay pride, gay, transgender, rainbow
Ghost Eyes Card
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Description: Choose your color and join the ghosts!

Tags: arcade games, gaming, costume, halloween, blinky

Ghost Eyes Card

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Vulnerable Ghost Card
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Description: A chance to show your vulnerable side. Great undershirts for a group Pac Man Ghost costume. The secret to comfortable costuming is layers! It’s cool to be a Vulnerable Ghost

Tags: game, costume, pixel, retro, pacman

Vulnerable Ghost Card

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We Are Kenough! Card
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Description: Kind enough to Ken!

Tags: as seen on tv, barbie movie, be kind, film, greta gerwig

We Are Kenough! Card

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I AM Kenough Card
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Description: Kind enough to Ken Ken enough to be kind

Tags: barbenheimer, barbie, barbie doll, barbie oppenheimer, cinema

I AM Kenough Card

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We ARE KENOUGH Card
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Description: Kind enough to Ken

Tags: atomic, barbie, enough, ken, love yourself

We ARE KENOUGH Card

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Ai Secret Invasion Card
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Description: An Ai opening credit image that Zander Cannon said "I need this on a shirt"

Tags: ai, alien, aliens, artificial intelligence, black

Ai Secret Invasion Card

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LocaL CreW Card
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Description: #Merch at TheOffensive #AntiFashion Tour Festivals Melt Faces Sell Merch Fight Nazis Save All Children Even the old ones.

Tags: band, concert, crew, fan, instrument

LocaL CreW Card

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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo -Catullus Card
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Description: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo -Catullus I will buttfuck you and then make you suck my dick

Tags: insult, literature, books, vintage, writer
No Nipples Are Free Until All Nipples Are Free! Card
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Description: No Nipples Are Free Until All Nipples Are Free! Says what it does, does what it says. The coincidence that is our lives. TheOffensive.com

Tags: transgender, female, queer, lgbt, boobs make me happy
SAY “PIZZA” TO DRUGS Card
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Description: SAY “PIZZA” TO DRUGS

Tags: food, pizza lover, weed, say no, drugs

SAY “PIZZA” TO DRUGS Card

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Minnesoba Pink Socks Card
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Description: Get behind the local team!

Tags: pink, socks, love, lgbt, wedding gifts

Minnesoba Pink Socks Card

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Fox-E Fox by Gemma Card
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Description: Fox-E Fox likes to find other foxes to frolic with. Created by 6 year old Gemma of the Gemmandada Art Partnership.

Tags: fox funny, love fox, kitty, child artist, fox lover gift ideas

Fox-E Fox by Gemma Card

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Be Gay And Do Crimes! Card
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Description: Be Gay And Do Crimes! Does what it says and with who it pleases.

Tags: be gay and do crimes, lgbtq, queer, rainbow, misfit

Be Gay And Do Crimes! Card

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Punk As Funk Card
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Description: Says what it does Does what it flows

Tags: rock, dj, vintage, retro, soul

Punk As Funk Card

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Artists Interpretation: Card
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Description: Artists Interpretation:

Tags: interpretation, culture, artistic, story, magic

Artists Interpretation: Card

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Greedo Never Shot Card
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Description: Greedo not only did not shoot first, Greedo did not fire at all.

Tags: movie, green lives, original trilogy, jedi, sci fi

Greedo Never Shot Card

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Big Other Is Watching You ICU.ONE Card
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Description: Big Other is Watching You Watching Your Every Move

Tags: orwell, big other, geeky, any, big brother

Big Other Is Watching You ICU.ONE Card

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Pinball Game Of Depth 23 Card
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Description: Pinball The Game Of Depth

Tags: arcade, game, culture, robot, pinball machine

Pinball Game Of Depth 23 Card

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Keep Earth Weird (solid white) Card
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Description: Big bold and keeping Earth weird.

Tags: weird person, weirdos rule the world, weirdo, humor, weirdo friends

Keep Earth Weird (solid white) Card

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KEEP EARTH WEIRD Outline Card
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Description: KEEP EARTH WEIRD It’s where we keep our stuff!

Tags: compassion, kindness, weird, earth day, humor

KEEP EARTH WEIRD Outline Card

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Cat Concert Card
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Description: What a show!

Tags: metal, rock, retro, musician, band

Cat Concert Card

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Rockhounds Upon StoneArch Cardstock Card
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Description: A Postcard of the Rockhounds at StoneArch on the Mississippi in Minneapolis

Tags: geology rocks, rock collecting, vintage, minnesota, retro

Rockhounds Upon StoneArch Cardstock Card

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