Meta Cortex

Description: For all those elites, jocks, phreaks, cowboys, slashers and hackers - Hack the Planet!

Description: If you're silky smooth and love dubious fizzy drinks, then this is the design for you!

Description: Are you a collector of minerals that arn't rocks then this is the design for you.

Description: Do you speak fluent japanese? Then you should know that Katana is Japanese for sword.

Description: Are you really angry and terrible at acting and Lisa has caused you to to feel like you're being torn apart?

Description: If you're a splitter and proud then look no further than this design.

Description: If its the final countdown and you need to make the yacht disappear then look no further than GOB Bluth.

Description: Watch out for those Loose Seals in the area they will take off your arm if you give them half a chance.

Description: If you're afraid of being nude and like to hide your shame under a pair of denim cutoffs, then you might be one of the dozens of members of the Nevernude Association.

Description: Do you know the way to Shell Beach?

Description: Do you find yourself falling asleep around midnight and that daytime never comes?

Description: For all your Chicago justice and Canadian politeness needs

Description: If you're a fan of the first blind wolf on TV then this is the design for you.

Description: A design conceived for all the wierdos obsessed with witchcraft.

Description: From the same brain that brought you the Slick Shoes, comes the Pinchers of Peril. Guaranteed to stop you falling to your death.

Description: If you're hunting raptors in the dense jungle, we all know how clever those raptors become.

Description: The lost last surviving member of the Nostromo.

Description: The perfect high school chemistry department does not exist.

Description: The perfect front for all your illicit activities within the New Mexico area.

Description: Do you love chicken? do you also love chicken that happens to be a front for a more illicit business?

Description: Do you love magnets? Do you love using magnets to break into police evidence lockers?

Description: Mr White, we have to cook!

Description: Stuck in your RV/Domicile and you don't want to be harassed? Then this is the design for you.

Description: Its really moreish and will cause you to turn up at your friends flat with a large piece of wood.

Description: Got a power loader and need to express your requirements to the alien queen?

Description: If you need a loved one found dead or alive then look no further than Brian Butterfield and his detective agency.

Description: If you have a long way to go and a short time to get there, look no further than Bandit Logistics

Description: If you want to vote for the new statesman, then vote for Alan B'stard.

Description: We are the same you and I, we're tight like tigers.

Description: Would you like a smoke and a pancake, a flapjack and a cigarette, a cigar and a waffle, a pipe and a crepe or a bong and a blintz?

Description: We'll have no shouting here, this is a local shop for local people.

Description: It's a shit business really

Description: In a world where the aliens are attacking in the rain, its time to call in the number one action star Kit Ramsey to not star in the film until he notices.

Description: He did kick me up the arse!

Description: Okey Dokey Pig in a Pokey... do you like pens?

Description: Skewed beef, have any body got any bokkle av aran doove?