Meta Cortex

Description: For all those elites, jocks, phreaks, cowboys, slashers and hackers - Hack the Planet!

Description: If you're silky smooth and love dubious fizzy drinks, then this is the design for you!

Description: Are you a collector of minerals that arn't rocks then this is the design for you.

Description: Do you speak fluent japanese? Then you should know that Katana is Japanese for sword.

Description: If its the final countdown and you need to make the yacht disappear then look no further than GOB Bluth.

Description: If you're afraid of being nude and like to hide your shame under a pair of denim cutoffs, then you might be one of the dozens of members of the Nevernude Association.

Description: Do you find yourself falling asleep around midnight and that daytime never comes?

Description: For all your Chicago justice and Canadian politeness needs

Description: If you're a fan of the first blind wolf on TV then this is the design for you.

Description: A design conceived for all the wierdos obsessed with witchcraft.

Description: From the same brain that brought you the Slick Shoes, comes the Pinchers of Peril. Guaranteed to stop you falling to your death.

Description: If you're hunting raptors in the dense jungle, we all know how clever those raptors become.

Description: The perfect high school chemistry department does not exist.

Description: Do you love chicken? do you also love chicken that happens to be a front for a more illicit business?

Description: Do you love magnets? Do you love using magnets to break into police evidence lockers?

Description: Got a power loader and need to express your requirements to the alien queen?

Description: If you have a long way to go and a short time to get there, look no further than Bandit Logistics

Description: If you want to vote for the new statesman, then vote for Alan B'stard.

Description: Would you like a smoke and a pancake, a flapjack and a cigarette, a cigar and a waffle, a pipe and a crepe or a bong and a blintz?

Description: We'll have no shouting here, this is a local shop for local people.

Description: It's a shit business really

Description: In a world where the aliens are attacking in the rain, its time to call in the number one action star Kit Ramsey to not star in the film until he notices.

Description: He did kick me up the arse!

Description: Okey Dokey Pig in a Pokey... do you like pens?

Description: Skewed beef, have any body got any bokkle av aran doove?

Description: The best place to go for fine dining and Royal Doulton with the hand painted periwinkles

Description: If you are british and remember Ghost Watch and how much it scared people, then this is the design for you.

Description: All the energy of a Rat trapped in a can.

Description: The best leisure centre to grace Whitbury Newtown. As ran by the best manager Gordon Brittas.

Description: If you're an impending threat according to the machine then this design is for you.

Description: The everyday people, the ones who are an irrelevant threat according to the machine.

Description: If you fall asleep, you know who will come for you.

Description: When you don't roll on Shabbos, you got to remember to mark it zero, otherwise you're in a world of pain.

Description: What will the cats do when the aliens come to try and take them away.

Description: Everyone is welcome at the Summerisle May Day Celebrations especially if there are bees involved.

Description: It's Christmas, which means its time to look forward to Jolly old Saint Nic.