Description: Dwight: It is my idea. I’m filled with good ideas. Thousands of good ideas. Michael: You are? Good ideas, huh? Hey, did you come up with toilet buddy? It’s a net, circular net, that you put inside the toilet to catch all of your change and your wallet from falling into the toilet? Formally known as toilet guard? - The Office
Description: Scott's Vasectomies - "When I said that I wanted to have kids, and you said, you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? And then when you said that you might want to have kids and I wasn't so sure, Who had the vasectomy reversed? And then when you said you defintely didn't want to have kids, who had it reversed back? Snip snap! Snip snap! Snip snap! I did. You have no idea the physical toll, that three vasectomies have on a person. And I bought this condo to fill with children." - The Office
Description: Dunder Mifflin is a part of Sa-bray! - hopped off the train in scranton, PA / another cloudy gray afternoon / jumped in the cab here you are for the first time / look to the right and you'll see the electric city sign / this is gonna be a good day / with dunder mifflin and sa-bray - the office
