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Description: Laverne's Pies Tires Fixed Also - Next stop pies! - the office

Description: Laverne's Pies Tires Fixed Also - Next stop pies! - the office

Description: Cafe Disco - It's a magical place, we have talking walls, we're not going to eat you! - the office

Description: Scott's Vasectomies - "When I said that I wanted to have kids, and you said, you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? And then when you said that you might want to have kids and I wasn't so sure, Who had the vasectomy reversed? And then when you said you defintely didn't want to have kids, who had it reversed back? Snip snap! Snip snap! Snip snap! I did. You have no idea the physical toll, that three vasectomies have on a person. And I bought this condo to fill with children." - The Office

Description: Two-Way Petting Zoo - You pet the animals, they pet you back! - the office

Description: You and I are Soup Snakes - Holly, you and I are soup snakes. And the reason is because in terms of the soup, we like to... That doesn't make any sense. We're soul mates. Holly and I are soul mates. - The Office

Description: Crentist DDS - We have this new quick-drying bonding! - The Office

Description: Unleash the power of the pyramid - Your portable connection to everything in space and time - the office

Description: Malone's Cones - Goooood ice cream! Only $10 - the office

Description: Scranton Welcomes You! - Embracing Our People, Our Traditions & Our Future - the office

Description: Serenity by Jan - When I get frustrated, or irritated or... angry, I come up here and I just smell all my candles and it just -poof- goes away. - the office

Description: Goodbyes stink - Jim: Absolutely not. It's just that sometimes... goodbyes are a bitch. Michael: [pulls out a tape recorder and speaks into it] T-shirt idea: "Goodbyes Stink." [puts tape recorder away] Okay, alright. - The Office

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