moerayme

Description: (Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can't wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me) Call my name and save me from the dark (Wake me up) Bid my blood to run (I can't wake up) Before I come undone (Save me) Save me from the nothing I've become

Description: You snuff em, we stuff em!

Description: you stake em, we bake em!

Description: yippee ki yay

Description: Schrute Farms Bed & Breakfast - Agrotourism is a lot more than a bed and breakfast. It consists of tourists coming to a farm, showing them around, giving them a bed, giving them breakfast. - the office

Description: Michael: Okay, okay, what’s better? A medium amount of good pizza? Or all you can eat of pretty good pizza? All: Medium amount of good pizza. - The Office

Description: Laverne's Pies Tires Fixed Also - Next stop pies! - the office

Description: Laverne's Pies Tires Fixed Also - Next stop pies! - the office

Description: Cafe Disco - It's a magical place, we have talking walls, we're not going to eat you! - the office

Description: Dwight: It is my idea. I’m filled with good ideas. Thousands of good ideas. Michael: You are? Good ideas, huh? Hey, did you come up with toilet buddy? It’s a net, circular net, that you put inside the toilet to catch all of your change and your wallet from falling into the toilet? Formally known as toilet guard? - The Office

Description: The Banshee Pub - Tell the man in black I said hello. - the office

Description: Well actually I can't cook and I am starting a restaurant. Mike's Cereal Shack. I'm thinking we'll have as many varieties as you can buy in a store. - The Office

Description: Scott's Vasectomies - "When I said that I wanted to have kids, and you said, you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? And then when you said that you might want to have kids and I wasn't so sure, Who had the vasectomy reversed? And then when you said you defintely didn't want to have kids, who had it reversed back? Snip snap! Snip snap! Snip snap! I did. You have no idea the physical toll, that three vasectomies have on a person. And I bought this condo to fill with children." - The Office

Description: Knights of the Night - "One of our many recent good deeds. We set out to capture the Scranton Strangler. Mission Accomplished. Not by us." - The Office

Description: Two-Way Petting Zoo - You pet the animals, they pet you back! - the office

Description: Dwight Schrute : Okay, you know what? I would love to join The Fist. Jim Halpert : And we would love to have you, but not today. Unfortunately, it's a bad day, what with Operation Overthrow and everything. - The Office

Description: "I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, driving my daughter to a school that's too expensive and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on pretzel day, well, I like pretzel day." - The Office

Description: You and I are Soup Snakes - Holly, you and I are soup snakes. And the reason is because in terms of the soup, we like to... That doesn't make any sense. We're soul mates. Holly and I are soul mates. - The Office

Description: Croak, croak, croak, bullfrog in love! - The Office

Description: Michael Scott : I am going to be Cupid. And I'm going to shoot my sparrow at unsuspecting victims and they are going to get hit and say, "I'm in love. I was hit by Cupid's sparrow." Funny little bird, but he gets the job done. - The Office

Description: Crentist DDS - We have this new quick-drying bonding! - The Office

Description: Big Tuna Canned Tuna - "I ate a tuna sandwich on my first day, so Andy started calling me Big Tuna. I don't think any of them actually know my real name." - The Office

Description: Origami - It's the Sushi of Paper - The Office

Description: Unleash the power of the pyramid - Your portable connection to everything in space and time - the office

Description: Malone's Cones - Goooood ice cream! Only $10 - the office

Description: let's get some vitamin sea!

Description: you're my soil mate

Description: Dunder Mifflin is a part of Sa-bray! - hopped off the train in scranton, PA / another cloudy gray afternoon / jumped in the cab here you are for the first time / look to the right and you'll see the electric city sign / this is gonna be a good day / with dunder mifflin and sa-bray - the office

Description: Sabre - It's Time to Come Home - The Office

Description: Scranton Welcomes You! - Embracing Our People, Our Traditions & Our Future - the office

Description: If any of you wanna meet me for a drink, I'm going to be at Poor Richard's. And the rest of you can go to hell! - The Office

Description: Serenity by Jan - When I get frustrated, or irritated or... angry, I come up here and I just smell all my candles and it just -poof- goes away. - the office

Description: Goodbyes stink - Jim: Absolutely not. It's just that sometimes... goodbyes are a bitch. Michael: [pulls out a tape recorder and speaks into it] T-shirt idea: "Goodbyes Stink." [puts tape recorder away] Okay, alright. - The Office

Description: I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That's all I ever wanted. - The Office

Description: Pam Beesly: There's nothing better than a beautiful day at the beach filled with sun, surf, and uh, diligent note-taking. - The Office

Description: Dwight: Not because I want to, of all feelings to base a show around, Glee? Thirst, now there's a show I'd watch. - The Office