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I Don't Need To Exorcise My Demons Card
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Description: Why do people think I need a priest as a workout partner?

Tags: bodybuilding, demons, devil, exercise, fitness

I Don't Need To Exorcise My Demons Card

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Atheist Christmas Card

Description: Seriously. It's not even your birthday.

Tags: atheism, atheist, xmas, humour, christmas

Atheist Christmas Card

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I Don't Have Personality Flaws Card
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Description: You should always try to be honest about yourself.

Tags: humorous, awesome, superior, sarcasm, witty

I Don't Have Personality Flaws Card

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I'm Not Complicated, I'm Full-Featured Card

Description: It's very true, the more features something has to offer the more complicated it is.

Tags: high maintenance tank, high maintenance clothing, complicated, complex, sexy women

I'm Not Complicated, I'm Full-Featured Card

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Holly Jolly Mofo Card
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Description: Great shirt for holiday parties!

Tags: chistmas, christmas sweater, holiday clothing, holidays, merry christmas

Holly Jolly Mofo Card

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Sex Is Like Chess Card
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Description: There are so many pieces and I can never remember which one moves in which direction.

Tags: asexual, awkward is my specialty, awkwardness, clumsy, funny saying

Sex Is Like Chess Card

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Like + Share Card
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Description: Some people have a so much love to give that it takes more than one person to make them happy.

Tags: open relationships, polyamory, flirtateous, sexy, naughty

Like + Share Card

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Can't Diet Because Lettuce Recalled Card

Description: Seriously, they never recall chocolate cake for contamination. Is it a sign?

Tags: diet, diet humor, dieting joke, fitness, funny diet

Can't Diet Because Lettuce Recalled Card

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A Bitch Card
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Description: And I will cut you and steal your man.

Tags: a and f, abercrombie, abercrombie and fitch, af, applecrumble and fish

A Bitch Card

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Winter Snowflake Card
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Description: My version of the ubiquitous snowflake design.

Tags: snow, santa claus, holiday clothing, winter, merry christmas

Winter Snowflake Card

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Meditate Don't Medicate Card
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Description: It's a very simple and natural way to take care of yourself, that's been tried and proven for thousands of years and has no negative side effects.

Tags: spirituality, meditation lover, meditation gifts, secure and peaceful, natural healing

Meditate Don't Medicate Card

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Screaming Inside Card
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Description: Sometimes a smile looks a lot like a silent scream.

Tags: horror, halloween, dark humour, goth, edvard munch

Screaming Inside Card

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Aliens Lock Their Doors Card

Description: We aren't exactly a good neighborhood. When homo sapiens move in, your home values usually drop.

Tags: believes, grey aliens, area 51, aliens are real, green martian

Aliens Lock Their Doors Card

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Asperger's Is A Superpower Card
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Description: I think that people with Asperger's have found a far better use for their brain power than just obsessing about what other people are thinking and doing. That gives them tremendous observational and analytical skills that the rest of us are lacking.

Tags: autistic hero, autism spectrum, asd, asperger, autism support

Asperger's Is A Superpower Card

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Spend More Time With My Kids Card
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Description: Who wouldn't rather spend time with their fur babies that with Linda from accounting?

Tags: dog, puppy, cats, pet, kitty

Spend More Time With My Kids Card

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State Of Denial Card
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Description: Great shirt for depraved individuals who are no longer in a state of denial.

Tags: atheism, atheist, gay, gay pride, lesbian

State Of Denial Card

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Love Machine Card
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Description: T-shirt that was designed in colors that will interact with the strobe lights in dance clubs. Colors shift from red to blue to green in response to the flashing lights. Great shirt for getting your groove on.

Tags: edm, party, raver, clubber, hallucinogen

Love Machine Card

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Techno Lasers Card
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Description: Cool shirt for fans of Techno music. Great for parties, raves, EDM Festivals, clubs and just hanging out.

Tags: dubstep, electro, electronic, trance, techno music

Techno Lasers Card

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Techno Techyaaaas! Card
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Description: The gay community originated dance music, so this is a natural.

Tags: rave, electronica, trance, house, gay

Techno Techyaaaas! Card

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You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Love Me Card

Description: Some people can be difficult, but loving them is worth the effort.

Tags: autistic child, self deprecating, awareness, self deprecation, autistic

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Love Me Card

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Awkward Drunk Card
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Description: Except when I am drunk I don't feel awkward until I sober up and remember.

Tags: alcohol, awkward, beer, booze, drinking

Awkward Drunk Card

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I'm Weird Get Over It Card
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Description: Seriously. Embrace my weirdness.

Tags: weird, weird stuff, introvert, odd, strange

I'm Weird Get Over It Card

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Don't Feed The Crocodiles Your Leftover Tide Pods Card
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Description: If you eat enough of them, this shirt will make sense to you.

Tags: adulting, crazy millenials, humor, meme, memes
I'm Over It Card
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Description: I just can't deal with it anymore!!!!

Tags: over it already, over it slim fit, nihilism, metal, humor

I'm Over It Card

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Drunk Ass Bitch Card
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Description: Great shirt for drunk ass bitches everywhere! Be proud of who you are!

Tags: bitch, drunk, eat sleep rave repeat, sarcasm, booze funny

Drunk Ass Bitch Card

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Work Eat Sleep Card
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Description: I hate it when people ask me what I've been up to because my life is really boring.

Tags: nihilism, sarcasm, sarcastic, all work and no play, nihilist

Work Eat Sleep Card

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Donald Trump Undoing Progress Card
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Description: It's true. He wants to take us back to the 1850s days of stock market crashes and robber barons.

Tags: nevertrump, dump trump, fuck trump, trump fascist, donald trump

Donald Trump Undoing Progress Card

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Democratic Socialism Is Not Communism Card

Description: It's true. Uncle Vlad would laugh his ass off at the suggestion.

Tags: democrat, resist, politics, democratic socialism, democrats

Democratic Socialism Is Not Communism Card

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I Just Want To Hug You From The Inside Card
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Description: Everybody likes hugs. What could be better?

Tags: love, hugs not drugs, humour, offensive adult humor, adult

I Just Want To Hug You From The Inside Card

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I'm The Future Liberals Want Card

Description: Instead of other people telling you what liberals want, just show them. Great shirt for your kids!

Tags: gay, lesbian, feminists, progressive, feminism

I'm The Future Liberals Want Card

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I Work From Home So I Can Day Drink Card

Description: It's the best perk about being your own boss. Great shirt you can wear at work all day and no one can say a damn thing about it.

Tags: alcohol, booze, day drinker funny, drinking, funny

I Work From Home So I Can Day Drink Card

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Feelin Groovy Rainbow Card

Description: Just a cool 70s retro t-shirt updated with rainbow colors.

Tags: retro, weed, marijuana, lesbian, gay

Feelin Groovy Rainbow Card

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This Game Sucks Card
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Description: I don't know why I shut off my console and left the house because this game really sucks. Great shirt for people who are not used to reality or the real world.

Tags: cheap video game, games, gamers clothing, game, clothing for gamers

This Game Sucks Card

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Don't Poke Me Bro Card

Description: Seriously, this isn't Myspace. Everyone hates pokes.

Tags: dont tread on me, gadsden flag, facebook, poke, dont poke

Don't Poke Me Bro Card

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He Who Is Without Sin Is No Fun At All Card
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Description: So I guess that's why they think throwing rocks is fun.

Tags: antireligion, atheism, atheist, christian, humor

He Who Is Without Sin Is No Fun At All Card

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What Part Of No Don't You Understand? Card
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Description: It's only two letters, but the meaning seems to escape some people.

Tags: funny saying, sarcasm, humor, children, what part of no dont you understand

What Part Of No Don't You Understand? Card

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