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I Heart Chonky Cats! Phone Case
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Description: Don't we all?

Tags: fat kitty, kitten, cat lovers clothing, fat cat, chonky

I Heart Chonky Cats! Phone Case

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Dog Is Love Phone Case

Description: Great shirt for every dog lover!

Tags: pet, puppy, love dogs, pets, pet lover

Dog Is Love Phone Case

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Rainbow Pet Paws Dogs Are The Best People I Know Phone Case

Description: The more I get to know people the more I like my dog.

Tags: queer, lgbt pride, lgbtq, gay pride, pet lovers
Trump Is A Malignant Narcissist Phone Case
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Description: Finally he says a truthful statement.

Tags: donald trump, narcissistic, trump, illegitimate, president

Trump Is A Malignant Narcissist Phone Case

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Betsy Ross Flag Gun Control Now Phone Case

Description: I doubt the founding fathers would have supported every citizen having enough fire power to single handedly defeat the British.

Tags: ak47, ar15, gun control reform, background checks, gun control

Betsy Ross Flag Gun Control Now Phone Case

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Does Virginity Grow Back After A While? Phone Case

Description: I mean do you have to renew it annually or something?

Tags: self deprecating, silly, awesome, humor, viginity is for lovers
The GOP Is A Shit Show And Trump Is The Ringmaster Phone Case
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Description: It's literally true. The grand old party is a joke and it's all because of Trump.

Tags: anti conservative, anti republican, anti trump, democrat, donald trump
GOP Shit Show And Trump Is The Ringmaster Phone Case

Description: Great shirt for anyone that misses the days when the Republican party wasn't a bunch of sycophants.

Tags: trump sucks, trump 2020, dump trump, republican, fuck trump
Not My Circus Not My Monkeys But I'm The Ringmaster Of This Shit Show Phone Case

Description: Sometimes we have responsibility that we did not choose and have to clean up other people's messes.

Tags: carnival, circus, freak show, life sucks, monkey
If I Were Noah I Would Have Left The Roaches Phone Case
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Description: Just sayin. We don't really need them do we?

Tags: roaches, humour, bugs, cockroaches, religion
How Many More Need To Die Gun Control Now Phone Case
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Description: Aren't we all just getting sick and tired of these shootings? Yet all the gun nuts can do is talk about "their rights". What about our rights to living without fear?

Tags: nra blood money, nra sucks, mass shootings, nra is a terrorist organization, repeal and replace the second amendment
Technicolor Techno Music Lover Phone Case

Description: Should do interesting effects under club strobe lights.

Tags: chicago, deadmau5, detroit, digweed, dj

Technicolor Techno Music Lover Phone Case

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House Music Lover Phone Case

Description: Perfect gift for the House Music Lover in your life.

Tags: house music symbol, felix da house cat, disc jockey, dj, edm

House Music Lover Phone Case

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Trump Space Force Emblem Phone Case
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Description: Anything he does is a joke.

Tags: trump sucks, science, maga, fuck trump, shuttle

Trump Space Force Emblem Phone Case

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Devious Skull And Crossbones Phone Case
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Description: If you got it. flaunt it.

Tags: halloween, scary, creepy, horror, skeleton

Devious Skull And Crossbones Phone Case

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I Wish The Robots Would Hurry Up And Take My Damn Job! Phone Case
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Description: Sometime having your job automated is a blessing.

Tags: roboticized, robotics technician, robotics, technology, robots
Merch Upload "Original" Artwork Phone Case
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Description: Only t-shirt designers will get this joke..

Tags: amazon, designer, graphic designer, humor, illustrator

Merch Upload "Original" Artwork Phone Case

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Texas State Rainbow Gay Pride Phone Case

Description: Outline of the state of Texas cutout of vintage looking LGBTQ Pride colors.

Tags: gay pride, gay, texas, colorful, lgbt

Texas State Rainbow Gay Pride Phone Case

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Gay Pride Dinosaurs Phone Case

Description: Because everyone loves dinosaurs and LGBTQ Pride!

Tags: dinosaurs, pterodactyl, t rex, tyrannosaurus rex, trex

Gay Pride Dinosaurs Phone Case

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Coffee & Wine Besties 4 Life Phone Case

Description: For those of us who can't get through life without these two.

Tags: alcohol, besties, besties forever, booze, caffeine

Coffee & Wine Besties 4 Life Phone Case

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Don't Poke The Resting Bitch Phone Case
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Description: You won't like the face you see after that.

Tags: bitch, dont mess with me, humor, meme, mom gift idea

Don't Poke The Resting Bitch Phone Case

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Tax The Churches Phone Case

Description: Tax the churches to pay for universal healthcare. It's what Jesus would have done!

Tags: anti theist, secularist, dawkins, secular, rationalist

Tax The Churches Phone Case

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Aliens Lock Their Doors When They Fly By Earth Phone Case
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Description: When humans move into your neighborhood property values plummet.

Tags: x files, trust no one, xfiles, sci fi, ufo
Cash Money Jesus Phone Case

Description: Jesus has bills too.

Tags: tax the churches, freethinker, rationalist, christopher hitchens, non religious

Cash Money Jesus Phone Case

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YOLO Jesus Phone Case
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Description: Is this blasphemy or heresy? I am fuzzy on the difference.

Tags: atheist, atheism humor, atheism, there is no god, anti religion

YOLO Jesus Phone Case

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Stares In Judgement Kitty Phone Case

Description: You know what you did and your cat knows also.

Tags: kitten, analytical, cute cats, analyzing, cats

Stares In Judgement Kitty Phone Case

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I Scream You Scream The Ice Cream Screams Phone Case

Description: I should not have licked that last toad.

Tags: goth, emo, black humor, shout into the void, kill me
Strong Coffee Gives Me Hope Phone Case
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Description: Amazing how caffeine can change your outlook on life for a short time...

Tags: latte, caffeine, pessimism, nihilist, coffee drinks

Strong Coffee Gives Me Hope Phone Case

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Touch My Balls Phone Case

Description: Turns out some men don't mind unsolicited groping.

Tags: testicular cancer, balls, testicles, ball, lgbt

Touch My Balls Phone Case

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Weiner Lover Dachsund Lover Phone Case

Description: Maybe you love your weiner dog, maybe you're gay. It has many meanings.

Tags: dachshund, dachshunds, dachsund, dog, dogs

Weiner Lover Dachsund Lover Phone Case

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She Shed Bitch Barn Phone Case
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Description: If the shoe fits Sheryl.

Tags: bitch, meme, humor, memes, nasty

She Shed Bitch Barn Phone Case

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Wake Me Up When Monday Is Over Phone Case

Description: If I could sleep through Monday like my cat does life would he awesome!

Tags: i hate my job, monday, kittens, kitty, cat

Wake Me Up When Monday Is Over Phone Case

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Climate Change Not Nice Phone Case

Description: Just to make it clear for everyone regardless of intelligence or political affiliation. If the seals could talk this is what they'd say, because they're seals and lack language complexity.

Tags: global warming, seals, earth day, recycling, animals

Climate Change Not Nice Phone Case

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I Scream You Scream We All Scream For Nihilism Phone Case
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Description: Even the ice cream knows.

Tags: emo, someone kill me, pessimist, scream into the void, nihilistic
Heard You Wanted To See My Nudes So Here's An Aspic Phone Case
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Description: I really don't know why people ate this stuff.

Tags: 50s, dad, dad joke, fathers day, funnytee
POTUS Pile Of Totally Useless Shit Phone Case
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Description: Trump is and we all know it.

Tags: trumpbusters, republican, nevertrump, donald j trump, trump fascist

POTUS Pile Of Totally Useless Shit Phone Case

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