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Capitalist Greed Kills Skull and Biohazard Phone Case

Description: Capitalism may be the most efficient and profitable economic system there is but unrestrained greed makes it deadly.

Tags: anti wall street, anti capitalism, stay home, pandemic, socialism
8bit Heart Gold Token Phone Case
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Description: Great design for lovers of old school 8bit gaming.

Tags: pixel art, pixel 8bit, 8bit, gold, gamer

8bit Heart Gold Token Phone Case

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There's More To Life Than Just Maximizing Shareholder Value Phone Case

Description: Capitalism only values people by what profits they generate for Wall Street. Human life has more value than that.

Tags: stock market crash, anarchist, guyfawkes, socialism, communist
8 Bit Heart Old School Gamer Phone Case
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Description: Great design for people who still remember and love when gaming graphics were only 8 bits.

Tags: mario bros, game, pixelart, gaming, 8 bit

8 Bit Heart Old School Gamer Phone Case

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Nothing Is Ever Donald Trump's Fault Phone Case
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Description: It would be so nice if you were like Donald Trump and had a scapegoat for every occasion. Trump supporters can find no fault with him and usually blame the media or Obama. Unfortunately the rest of us are just common human beings.

Tags: resist, republican, donald trump, political, politics

Nothing Is Ever Donald Trump's Fault Phone Case

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I Baby Talk To My Pets Phone Case
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Description: They is so fuzzy wuzzy and sweeeet widdle pweshus babies!

Tags: pet lovers, dog lover, cat, cat lover gifts, dog

I Baby Talk To My Pets Phone Case

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Let's Get Fucked Up Phone Case
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Description: It's what you do when you have had a really tough week and need to let loose.

Tags: alcohol, anthem, beer, booze, clubbing

Let's Get Fucked Up Phone Case

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Heart Skull MetalAF Halloween Phone Case
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Description: Cool heart and skull distressed design because you are MetalAF.

Tags: grunge, skull, metal, biker, pirate

Heart Skull MetalAF Halloween Phone Case

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I Heart Bukkake. Or is it Karaoke? I always confuse those two. Phone Case
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Description: Makes like interesting when you are always confusing bukkake with karaoke.

Tags: karaoke, pornhub, xhamster, raunchy, gamer
Karen would like to speak to the manager of the zombie apocalypse. Phone Case
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Description: Karen is not happy about this apocalypse. Management needs to fix this.

Tags: zombie, zombie apocalypse, stay home stay safe, quarantine, virus
THIS APOCALYPSE IS LAME! I WANT ZOMBIES! Phone Case

Description: I would like to speak to the manager of this apocalypse. I was told there would be zombies and not just hiding in your house from a disease!

Tags: stay home, epidemic, halloween, quarantined, virus
CTFD Calm the fuck down. Phone Case
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Description: Breath deeply and chill. This will all be over soon. Smoke some weed or eat some edibles. Meditate, pray, whatever it takes to calm the fuck down.

Tags: relaxing, stop freaking out, edgy, chill, keep calm

CTFD Calm the fuck down. Phone Case

$17 $23

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Keep Calm And GTFO My Face It's a pandemic yo Phone Case
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Description: Some people just do not get the social distancing thing. This will help you warn them off.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, corona, disease, epidemic
Creepy Halloween Vitruvian Man Skeleton In Spider Web Phone Case

Description: My Halloween version of the Vitruvian Man by Leonardo DaVinci.

Tags: classic art, creepy, davinci, da vinci, halloween
Don't want to argue, so I'm just going to let you be wrong this time. Phone Case
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Description: Ultimately we argue with people to educate them. Sometimes you need to just let people be wrong.

Tags: dating, relationships, family, always right funny, arrogant
Love Yourself More Than The Economy And Stay Home. Phone Case
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Description: Reopening the economy too soon will not save the economy or lives. #keepthedistance #stayhome

Tags: trump sucks, economy collapse, protest, stay at home, democracy
Not Willing To Die For Capitalism Phone Case

Description: Forcing people to sacrifice their health and lives for the economy is a false choice and will not save lives or the economy.

Tags: free healthcare, democratic socialism, republicans, unemployment, social distancing

Not Willing To Die For Capitalism Phone Case

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I'd Rather Be Employed Than Fishing Phone Case
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Description: So many people are out of work now and I am sure none of them are happy about it.

Tags: out of work, no job, unemployed workers, sarcasm, unemployment

I'd Rather Be Employed Than Fishing Phone Case

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Powered By Coffee And Schadenfreude Phone Case

Description: If you can't delight in other people's misfortune, then what's the point of living?

Tags: introvert, hate people, antisocial, espresso, caffeine

Powered By Coffee And Schadenfreude Phone Case

$17 $23

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If you don't have anything nice to say, let's do coffee. Phone Case
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Description: Everyone loves some gossip over coffee.

Tags: coffee, sarcastic, gay, lgbtq, humor
Death's Sweet Embrace Phone Case
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Description: Everyone loves a hug right? Even skeletons.

Tags: dia de los muertos, dead, day of the dead, dark humor gifts, skull

Death's Sweet Embrace Phone Case

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I cheated death at strip poker. Phone Case

Description: I am not sure what I was expecting to see...

Tags: bones, dead, death metal, dia de los muertos, goth

I cheated death at strip poker. Phone Case

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If capitalism is so great then why does socialism have to bail it out every ten years? Phone Case

Description: I am seeing a pattern of Nanny Capitalism here.

Tags: repression, revolution, capitalism, exploitation, socialism
Never Forget Trump Lied As People Died Phone Case
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Description: Trump's response to the epidemic has been narcissistic and callous. We need to get him out of the White House in 2020. Enough is enough!

Tags: dump trump, donald trump, not my president, protest, impeach trump
I Stayed The Fuck At Home Phone Case

Description: It's the best thing you can do.

Tags: virus, social distancing, disease, pandemic, stay the fuck home

I Stayed The Fuck At Home Phone Case

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Trump Lied While People Died Tombstone Phone Case
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Description: Let's never forget this. Not once has he shown any sympathy to the families of people who have lost loved ones to this pandemic. All he cares about is covering his own ass and getting credit for what little he has done.

Tags: disease, epidemic, donald trump, trump is a racist, anyone but trump
Social Distancing 6 Feet Introvert Warning Phone Case
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Description: It's not because of the virus. I just don't like people. Wearing this saves a lot of unnecessary talking in grocery stores.

Tags: stay back 6 feet, stand back, ocd, compulsive, introverted
Sick of Trickle Down Economics and Nanny Capitalism Phone Case

Description: The one thing we never try is helping the little people.

Tags: reaganomics, trickle down economics, no bailouts for the rich, occupy wall street, financial crash
I heard alcohol kills viruses so I am trying to get my blood alcohol to 70%. Phone Case
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Description: I mean with the state of the world, it couldn't hurt to be drunk anyway.

Tags: drink, alcohol, beer, bar, drunk
Time to party because it's the end of the world. Phone Case

Description: What better way to go out?

Tags: alcohol lover, alcoholic, beer, booze funny, drunk humor
Cough on the rich Phone Case

Description: Don't eat the rich. They might be infected. Cough on them instead. Just like 2008 the rich are lining up for government handouts and the average people are going to have to foot the bill.

Tags: social justice, resist, occupy wall street, protest, equal rights

Cough on the rich Phone Case

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Introverts Practiced Social Distancing Before It was cool. Phone Case

Description: We're experts at it.

Tags: introvert, nerds, introverts, anti social, anxiety
OCD and Social Anxiety Saved My Life Phone Case
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Description: Quarantine sounds like a normal day for me.

Tags: germs, social anxiety, introvert, hand washing, disorder

OCD and Social Anxiety Saved My Life Phone Case

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Live Laugh Love? How About Eat Shit And Die? Phone Case

Description: It's far more realistic.

Tags: nihilistic, intorvert, bitch, negative, introverted
I don't do. I am. Phone Case
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Description: It's my answer when someone asks you "What do you do?".

Tags: empowerment, love yourself, motivational words, unemployed, out of work

I don't do. I am. Phone Case

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Wash Your Hands Biohazard Symbol Phone Case
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Description: It's the most important thing you can do for yours and everyone else's health.

Tags: germs, obsessive compulsive disorder, hazard, germophobic, nurses

Wash Your Hands Biohazard Symbol Phone Case

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