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Rainbow 45 Adapters Socks
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Description: If you are old like me, you know what these are for.

Tags: vinyl record, 45 rpm, 45rpm, records, retro

Rainbow 45 Adapters Socks

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Don't Worry Socks
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Description: I stared into the void and this shirt stared back.

Tags: pessimism, nihilism, nihilist, happy face, sarcastic

Don't Worry Socks

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Donald's Angels Socks
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Description: Just saw this graphic online and had to ad captions because it fit so well.

Tags: republican, democrat, funny, politics, donald trump

Donald's Angels Socks

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One Day Someone Will Hug You Hard Enough Socks
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Description: Someday. Not today. Perfect for people who are tired of others vagueposting about all their emotional heartache.

Tags: motivational words, inspirational, broken heart, emo, sarcasm
But Her Emails Socks
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Description: A new take on the don't tread on me shirt.

Tags: clinton 2016, trump sucks, hillarys email, gadsen snake, anti trump gifts

But Her Emails Socks

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Rainbow Truck Fump Gay Pride Socks
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Description: Perfect shirt for Pride Parades, the gym or family dinners

Tags: trump sucks, presidential campaign, gay, fuck trump, impeach 45

Rainbow Truck Fump Gay Pride Socks

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This Side Up Socks
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Description: Sure to turn heads and get people laughing. Featuring a bold arrow pointing up and the words "This Side Up" in big, bold letters, this tee is perfect for anyone with a sense of humor. Whether you're feeling a little upside down yourself or just want to make people smile, this shirt is sure to do the trick. It's made from soft, comfortable fabric that feels great against your skin, and the bright, eye-catching design is sure to get you noticed. Wear it to a party, out with friends, or just lounging around the house - wherever you go, this t-shirt is sure to be a hit. So why wait? Get your "This Side Up" t-shirt today and start spreading the laughter!

Tags: alcohol, beer, booze, drinking, drunk

This Side Up Socks

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Happy Camper Socks
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Description: Something for the people who love camping like me.

Tags: camp, black, hiking, outdoor, camper

Happy Camper Socks

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Trumpster Fire Socks
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Description: We need to put it out before it burns the country down.

Tags: trump sucks, trump, impeach trump, politics

Trumpster Fire Socks

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Grandma Twitter Socks
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Description: I mean how else do you read all those tweets?

Tags: facebook, funny quote, grandma funny, hipster, instagram

Grandma Twitter Socks

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What Doesn't Kill Me Socks

Description: It's true, there is no try there is only do or run like hell.

Tags: strong man, bad tempered, what doesnt kill you makes you stronger, what doesnt kill you gives you xp, what doesnt kill you disappoints me

What Doesn't Kill Me Socks

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Weirdo Your Mother Warned You About Socks
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Description: Tell the world that you are weird and not ashamed of it!

Tags: geeky, strange, weird, weirdos, weirdos rule
I Have A Big Heart Socks
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Description: I take my compliments where I can get them.

Tags: silly, funnytee, sarcasm, big heart, enlarged aorta

I Have A Big Heart Socks

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Heart of EDM Socks

Description: Show what a fan you are of Electronic Dance Music with this design. The major genres are listed chronologically starting with Disco in clockwise order.

Tags: electro, clubbing, disco, dubstep, rave

Heart of EDM Socks

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I'm Not Gay But $19.95 Is $19.95 Socks
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Description: Let everyone know what a frugal shopper you are!

Tags: lesbian, lgbt, gay pride, queer, bisexual
I Got Nun And I Liked It Socks
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Description: Just don't make it a habit!

Tags: catholic, nun with gun, nunnery, nuns, sexy nun

I Got Nun And I Liked It Socks

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Zombie Starvation Socks
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Description: Perfect shirt for the zombie apocalypse fan in your life! Halloween is right around the corner.

Tags: day of the dead, halloween, horror, humor, i love zombies

Zombie Starvation Socks

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But Why? Socks
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Description: Something I ask myself everytime I watch the news these days.

Tags: quotes, funny, why, funny saying, funny quote

But Why? Socks

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Non Offensive Halloween Costume Socks
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Description: Trust me, I can think of some really offensive costumes, it's better this way.

Tags: halloweenshirt, halloweentee, politically correct, cultural appropriation, halloween gifts
We Are Tired Of Winning in Mandarin Socks
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Description: Trade wars are easy to win, when you are a dictatorship and people will just suck up the losses rather than complain.

Tags: not my president, protest, political, impeach trump, resistance
Sriracha Socks
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Description: A different take on the tasty Sriracha Sauce design. Sriracha is a generic term for the sauce and there's lots of different versions. Also, shows phonetically how to pronounce the name correctly.

Tags: chili, sriracha, spicy, chili sauce, text

Sriracha Socks

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My Dog Gets Me Socks
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Description: Seriously? I thought that humans were supposed to be the smart ones?

Tags: pet lovers, i love dogs, introverted, introvert, i love dog

My Dog Gets Me Socks

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I Sold My Soul For Cookies!! Socks
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Description: Who wouldn't? I mean seriously, if the choice was to have cookies or a soul and you could only choose one? Perfect t-shirt for the cookie lover!

Tags: cookiemonster, atheist, cookie monster, atheism, cookie

I Sold My Soul For Cookies!! Socks

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Netflix and Chill Socks

Description: Perfect shirt for those of us who are slowing down with age. Lol.

Tags: 30th birthday gift, 40th birthday gift, 50th birthday, aged to perfection, getting old

Netflix and Chill Socks

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Well That's Enough Adulting For Today Socks
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Description: Just an retro vintage looking old time photo of people having a good time.

Tags: alcohol, drink, drinking, drunk, fun
#OldAF Socks
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Description: Be proud of your age! You've earned it!

Tags: 40th birthday gift, 50th birthday, age, getting old, hashtag old

#OldAF Socks

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BITCH OWN IT! Socks
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Description: If they are going to call you that name anyway, then own it and give it your own definition.

Tags: feminists, equal rights, womens rights, women, bitches

BITCH OWN IT! Socks

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Slash Sarcasm Socks
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Description: Just use this closing tag behind everything you say on the Internet and people will know you are being sarcastic and not get their panties in a bunch.

Tags: sarcastic, joke, slash sarcasm, sarcasm quotes, i love sarcasm

Slash Sarcasm Socks

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READ THE DAMN MANUAL Socks
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Description: If you hate answering questions for people that are in the damn manual, you need this t-shirt.

Tags: manual, instructions, coworkers, manuals, read

READ THE DAMN MANUAL Socks

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Time For The Nursing Home Socks
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Description: Most kids these days wouldn't even know how to use a rotary phone.

Tags: 50th birthday, birthday, humor, oldschool, old timer

Time For The Nursing Home Socks

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But Did You Google It? Socks
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Description: Just Google it. We have Google now, no one has an excuse for being ignorant.

Tags: internet, google, googlenow, funny, dumb people

But Did You Google It? Socks

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I Got Nothing Socks
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Description: It's true. I got nothing.

Tags: geeky humor, geek, geeks, shrugs, shrug

I Got Nothing Socks

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Calamity Jane Austen Socks

Description: You can be both, and at just the right times.

Tags: calamity jane, deadwood, empowerment, feminist, gamergirl

Calamity Jane Austen Socks

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CALAMITY JANE IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL Socks
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Description: If you love the foul mouthed character Calamity Jane on Deadwood, you need this f*cking shirt.

Tags: bullock, cussing, deadwood, history, old west
Neon Skull and Crossbones Socks

Description: Just an artistic take of the good old Jolly Roger.

Tags: skulls, pirate, skull, crossbones, halloween

Neon Skull and Crossbones Socks

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My Cat Gets Me Socks
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Description: Seriously? And humans are supposed to be the intelligent ones?

Tags: pet lovers, pet lover, i love my cat, kitty, crazy cat lady

My Cat Gets Me Socks

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