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I Just Want To Watch Socks
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Description: Some people are doers and some people are happy just to watch.

Tags: anti social, humor, introversion, introverted, introverts

I Just Want To Watch Socks

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I'm Only Disagreeable Because You Keep Disagreeing With Me. Socks
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Description: Yeah, so seriously, just stop disagreeing with me we'll get along fine.

Tags: disagree with me, disagree, ironic, disagreement, text
Cybersexuals Turn Me On Socks
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Description: Perfect shirt for people who like people, but also like their space.

Tags: anti social, cyberpunk, cybersexual, introvert, introverted

Cybersexuals Turn Me On Socks

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Pumpkin Spice Girl Socks
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Description: I know I am getting old, but I don't remember a Spice Girl named Pumpkin?

Tags: spice girls, starbucks, pumpkin pie, pumpkin coffee, coffee

Pumpkin Spice Girl Socks

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One Man's Junk Is Another Man's Pleasure Socks
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Description: Show your LGBTQ Pride with this naughty but true shirt.

Tags: gay, lgbt, bisexual
Purple Impressionist Skull Dia De Los Muertos Socks

Description: Just a cool purple zombie skull design I made.

Tags: purple, sugar skull, jolly roger, pirates, halloween gifts
Too Nerdy To Pass The Turing Test Socks
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Description: It's true sometimes we lack the people skills to convince people that we are human, but at least we know who Alan Turing was.

Tags: humor, nerdystuff, nerdy gifts, artificial intelligence, geeky
Bag of Dicks T-shirt Socks
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Description: Say it with style.

Tags: popular

Bag of Dicks T-shirt Socks

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Sargasm Socks
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Description: You know what I mean? Such a sublime feeling of self pleasure.

Tags: irony, sarcasm, sarcasm lover, sarcasm sayings, sarcastic comment

Sargasm Socks

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Stars Socks
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Description: Abstract star design inspired by living in the USA.

Tags: impressionism, star, artistic design, impressionist, red white and blue

Stars Socks

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NMP Not My Problem Socks
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Description: Sometimes things are just so messed up that if you take responsibility for fixing every problem, you will lose your mind. This is the mantra that will keep you sane.

Tags: responsibility, humor, dont care, sarcastic, nmplol

NMP Not My Problem Socks

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Crazy Is Just A Word Socks
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Description: Am I right? If everyone was a little crazy the world would be a much more interesting place to live!

Tags: authentic, authenticity, crazy aunt, everyone warned you about, humor

Crazy Is Just A Word Socks

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Too Many People Not Enough Alcohol Socks

Description: You know that feeling when you walk into a party and that wave of humanity hits you. Don't even talk to me before I find the bar.

Tags: alcohol, booze funny, humor, introversion, introvert
Addicted To Like Socks
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Description: The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

Tags: instagram, geek, nerdy gifts, addiction funny, like

Addicted To Like Socks

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Don't Fear The Singe White Male Socks
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Description: Sadly it seems like most of the violence these days is coming from one demographic.

Tags: irony, humor, sarcasm, gun control, political satire
Digital Friends Socks
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Description: Perfect shirt when most of your social interaction is over the internet or gaming online!

Tags: geeks, social media, nerds, gaming, nerdcore

Digital Friends Socks

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Binary People Socks
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Description: Who needs to know binary when you can Google what 10 in binary means?

Tags: google, nerds, geeks, geek humour, nerd humour

Binary People Socks

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Arrogant Socks
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Description: Sometimes you just need to let people know the truth.

Tags: pride, fitness, smug, exercise, work out humor

Arrogant Socks

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Judgemental People Are The The Worst Socks
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Description: It's true. I never judge people.

Tags: judgemental, donut judge me, humor, sarcastic, sarcastic saying
Sometimes Alcohol Is The Answer Socks
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Description: Especially when playing Scrabble!

Tags: bar humor, drunk humor, drink, drinking funny, partying
Dig Bick Socks
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Description: I aslo have trouble spellnig.

Tags: bros, bruh, dude, dyslexia, dyslexic

Dig Bick Socks

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Baby Instructions Socks
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Description: Who says that babies don't come with instructions?

Tags: pregnant, mom, babies, baby, new mother

Baby Instructions Socks

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Pray For Trump To Be Impeached Socks
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Description: When you hate Trump buy still want to go to Cracker Barrel.

Tags: anti trump, trump sucks, impeach trump, treason summit, fuck trump
Leviticus Socks
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Description: There's very few people who can make it though Leviticus without pissing God off about something.

Tags: bible verse, lgbt pride

Leviticus Socks

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I Told You So Socks
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Description: If you are a Democrat/Progressive/Liberal, be sure you buy yours now, because one day soon there will be a run on these shirts.

Tags: popular

I Told You So Socks

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Dog Bathroom Sign Socks
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Description: If you are a dog parent you can relate to this.

Tags: popular

Dog Bathroom Sign Socks

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Cat Bathroom Sign Socks
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Description: You should know if you are a cat parent you will never have privacy again.

Tags: cat, bathroom humor

Cat Bathroom Sign Socks

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Bullshit Opinion Socks
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Description: It's true even a crap opinion can be fertilizer for good ideas...

Tags: popular, humor, bullshit, bullshit detector, funny

Bullshit Opinion Socks

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Father's Day Socks
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Description: Perfect snarky gift for the guy who has been telling you Dad jokes your whole life.

Tags: dad, daddy, papa, fathers day gift, father day

Father's Day Socks

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Love Trumps Hate T-shirt Socks
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Description: This design pretty much speaks for its self.

Tags: gay pride, anti trump, trump, resist

Love Trumps Hate T-shirt Socks

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Laugh Like There's No Tomorrow Socks
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Description: Nihilism is awesome! So are skulls!

Tags: dude, nihilism, nihilistic, pessimism, skull
Homosectional T-shirt Socks
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Description: Some gays are not party gays, they are sofa gays.

Tags: funny, furniture, lgbtqia, sarcasm, sarcastic

Homosectional T-shirt Socks

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Blue Star Socks
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Description: It's a star in varying shades of blue that look really cool on a blue t-shirt.

Tags: abstract, blue, stars, fantasy, sci fi

Blue Star Socks

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Virgo  Zodiac Symbol in Rainbow Color Socks
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Description: Virgo symbol in LGBTQ Pride colors!

Tags: zodiac, rainbow, gay, pride, lgbtq
Scorpio Zodiac Symbol in Rainbow Color Socks

Description: Scorpio symbol in LGBTQ Pride colors!

Tags: prismatic, lgbtq, rainbow, lesbian, gay
Taurus Zodiac Symbol in Rainbow Color Socks

Description: Taurus symbol in LGBTQ Pride colors!

Tags: lgbtq, lesbian, astrology, lgbt, prismatic

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