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Don't ask me to act my age I don't know how I've never been this old before. Socks
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Description: Every new above ground is an opportunity to learn something new!

Tags: 50th birthday, funny quote, 60th birthday, young at heart, milestone birthday
Not my circus not my monkeys I am the ringmaster of the shitshow Socks
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Description: Some of us make our living cleaning up other people's messes.

Tags: mom gift idea, business, funny work gift, career, customer service
America needs more Americans and less American'ts Socks
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Description: Regardless of your political beliefs or immigration status, there is one thing this country has always needed. People who believe we can do better.

Tags: usa, american, patriotic, united states, democrat
I'm an American not an American't Socks
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Description: Regardless of your political affiliation, it seems like too many people have stopped believing in what America can do, we need more.

Tags: american, america, political, bipartisan, immigration

I'm an American not an American't Socks

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SSDD Same Shit Different Day Socks
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Description: Don't ask me what I've been up to. You will be bored with the answer.

Tags: sarcastic, cynical, nihilism, communism, life sucks

SSDD Same Shit Different Day Socks

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Don't Blame Me, I Didn't Vote For Biden Socks
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Description: I didn't vote for Clinton either, but I would vote for either over Trump again.

Tags: impeach 45, impeach trump, democrat, biden, election

Don't Blame Me, I Didn't Vote For Biden Socks

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Manslaughter mans laughter. Space matters. Socks
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Description: Grammar and punctuation are very important. So is space exploration.

Tags: dark humour, english, english teacher, grammar, grammar police
Trump's GOP The Grift that keeps on grifting. Socks

Description: I guess when the threat to Democracy will end when they get the last dime out of their supporters.

Tags: anti republican, anti trump, anti trump gifts, anti trumpism, anti trumps
Don't Mind Me, I'm Just Awkward. Socks
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Description: Nothing to fear. Not being rude. Just not socially relaxed.

Tags: awkward is my specialty, weird, self deprecating humour, awkward, weirdo

Don't Mind Me, I'm Just Awkward. Socks

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Relax. It's just a virtue signal. Socks
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Description: It's not like virtue signals actually make a difference to the world. I mean why do people overreact to them like they are public policy or something.

Tags: politics, virtue, virtues, signals, culture

Relax. It's just a virtue signal. Socks

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Walk a mile in their shoes, but disinfect them first Socks
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Description: Good hygiene is every bit as important as empathy.

Tags: ocd awareness, obsessive compulsive disorder, nihilism, ocd, funny saying
If the second amendment is meant to protect us from tyranny then I want my own nukes. Socks
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Description: The government has nukes, therefor I need nukes also to protect me from tyranny.

Tags: 2nd amendment, anti gun, gun control, gun rights, guns
People are like onions, best when sauteed in garlic. Socks
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Description: Add some garlic and crushed red pepper for a little extra kick.

Tags: cannibal, hannibal, hannibal lecter, introverted, anti social
If I Keep Moving, They Can't Bury Me. Socks

Description: Keeping active keeps you young!

Tags: senior citizen, old people, exercise, senior citizen gift, workout

If I Keep Moving, They Can't Bury Me. Socks

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What the fork? Get your shirt together. This is a kerfuffle. Socks
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Description: It makes sense if you are drunk.

Tags: silly sayings, funny saying, funny quote, funny sayings, kerfuffle
Am I being facetious or sarcastic? Socks
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Description: It's such a fine blurry line anymore.

Tags: witticism, cynical, amusing, jest, jerk

Am I being facetious or sarcastic? Socks

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Weathered Vintage Social Media React Emojis Socks
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Description: I felt like I needed to make this, so people can react to what you say in person. I left out "care" emoji because no one really cares what you are saying. Lol.

Tags: emoji, face, facebook, facebook like, happy
Let's Go Brandon 2024 ANYONE BUT TRUMP. Socks
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Description: If the GOP insists on nominating Trump in 2024, then I have no choice but to vote against him again.

Tags: anti trump, dump trump, stop trump, lock him up, trump sucks

Let's Go Brandon 2024 ANYONE BUT TRUMP. Socks

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Sarchasm Definition Socks
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Description: It's a wide gap that usually can't be bridged.

Tags: sarcastic saying, sarcastic gift, definition, funny quote, sarcasm funny

Sarchasm Definition Socks

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TGIF Thank God I'm Flawless Socks
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Description: It's a fact.

Tags: funny humor, atheist humor, tgif, joke, flawless

TGIF Thank God I'm Flawless Socks

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Green Techie Circuit Board Gear Socks
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Description: Just a cool circuit board design in the shape of a lime green machine gear.

Tags: developer, technology, video game, programmer, it

Green Techie Circuit Board Gear Socks

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Meditation Because If You Can't Think Something Nice, Don't Think Anything At All Socks
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Description: Nothing like resetting your mood with a good brain reboot.

Tags: zen, anxiety, spirituality, depression, yoga
Jesus Turned Water Into Wine, Not Kool-Aide Socks

Description: So many Christians believe so much that is not remotely Christian these days.

Tags: anti republican, anti trump, anti vaccine, anti vax, catholic
I'm Not Retired I'm Just A Lazy Capitalist Socks
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Description: Sometimes you just decide that giving 100% to the economy is not in your best interests. There's more to life than maximizing your income potential.

Tags: retirement, work sucks, capitalism sucks, capitalist, socialism
Lazy Capitalist Anti Capitalist Socks
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Description: Sometimes you are not actually a socialist as much as just a lazy capitalist. You know, not producing to 100% of your economic potential because money is not the most important thing to you.

Tags: america, anti capitalism, anti government, capitalism kills, communism

Lazy Capitalist Anti Capitalist Socks

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Control the population of irresponsible pet owners. Socks
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Description: Ultimately unwanted pets is a human problem isn't it?

Tags: animal lovers, breeders, cat lovers, democrats, dog lovers
SAVE THE PLANET DON'T BREED Socks
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Description: It's a simple and cost effective way for us to all do our part to insure future generations don't exist.

Tags: environmental protection, earth, lgbtq, pride, gay

SAVE THE PLANET DON'T BREED Socks

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Bernie Sanders Inaugural Represent Socks
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Description: Bernie is the original gangsta.

Tags: democratic socialism, democrats, political, democratic party, biden

Bernie Sanders Inaugural Represent Socks

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Can't fix stupid? Try duct tape and expanding foam. Socks
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Description: Duct tape and expanding foam can fix anything, including our broken political system. Just kidding, nothing can fix that.

Tags: dad jokes, idiots, dumb people, introvert, humor
LOCK MAGA UP HILLARY WAS RIGHT Socks
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Description: Everything happening since the capitol riot just vindicates everything we have said about Trump and his supporters.

Tags: anti trump, republican, make america great again, capitol hill riots, democrat

LOCK MAGA UP HILLARY WAS RIGHT Socks

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I've had all my shots pro vaccination Socks
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Description: Make a point of encouraging people to get vaccinated.

Tags: vaccines cause adults, pro vax, science, vaccinate, coronavirus

I've had all my shots pro vaccination Socks

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2sexy 2b str8 Socks
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Description: It's true gay people tend to be a lot more attractive than heteros.

Tags: str8, attractive women, attractive male, bromance, lgbtq

2sexy 2b str8 Socks

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Dong, where is my automobile? Socks
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Description: Just seemed like this needed to be a tshirt.

Tags: breakfast club, movie quotes 80s, 80s, vintage, 80s retro

Dong, where is my automobile? Socks

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I'm not fat. I'm a hippopotamus Socks
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Description: This is a normal size for hippopotamuses. Just being silly.

Tags: animal, hippo lover, hippo lover gift, hippos, awesome gift

I'm not fat. I'm a hippopotamus Socks

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This is my gay shirt isn't it fabulous? Socks
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Description: Sometime you just feel like being as gay as you can be.

Tags: bisexual, equality, gay pride, lesbian, lgbt

This is my gay shirt isn't it fabulous? Socks

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Merry Fucking Christmas and a Happy Fucking New Year Socks
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Description: I think this captures my Xmas spirit just fine.

Tags: adult humour, bad santa, christmas humor, christmas sucks, christmas sweater

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