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I SURVIVED 2020 Tapestry
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Description: Just in case anyone actually does make it to 2021.

Tags: apocalypse, election 2020, apocalypse 2020, end of the world, trump 2020

I SURVIVED 2020 Tapestry

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I Can Breathe Police Should Be Held Accountable Tapestry

Description: This brutality needs to stop and anyone guilty needs to be held accountable for their actions regardless of their race or profession.

Tags: african american, black power, civil rights, protest, i cant breathe
An Empty Wine Glass Is A Sad Wine Glass Tapestry
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Description: And technically if the glass never gets empty, it's still just one glass of wine.

Tags: wine lover, wine, alcohol, home is where the wine is, wine fans
Gay Pride Columbus Ohio Area Code 614 Tapestry

Description: The Columbus Ohio Area Code in distressed rainbow colors.

Tags: columbus, 614 ohio, 614, ohio pride, gay pride
Dirty Nerd Gay Pride Rainbow Tapestry
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Description: Just because you like reading about Science or playing video games doesn't mean you don't know how to get messy when you want to.

Tags: lgbtq, lgbtqia, geeks, sexy, gay
Meditation is like ctl-alt-delete for your brain. Tapestry
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Description: Sometimes you have too many tabs open and too many programs and you just need to ctl-alt-delete and restart.

Tags: spiritual, buddhist, geeky humor, humor, zen
This person supports those people generic social justice Tapestry
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Description: This person supports all those people that people keep referring to as "those people".

Tags: sjw, black power, gay pride, african american, lgbt
Weekend Worrier Tapestry
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Description: Just having fun with the weekend warrior theme.

Tags: ocd awareness, shy, sarcastic, introverts, depression

Weekend Worrier Tapestry

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Don't Be A Dick, Be Like Saint Nick Tapestry
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Description: A lot of people need to learn this.

Tags: adult humour, christmas gifts, funny quote, holiday, holidays
Boookakeeee Funny Ghost Bukakke Tapestry
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Description: Ghosts like watching it too.

Tags: bukkake, bukake, xxx, scary, humor
Legalize Marijuana Weed Pot Tapestry
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Description: Why waste billions fighting something that people want that has not been proven to be destructive.

Tags: 420 weed, herbal, legalize, legalize weed, marijuana leaves
I'm So Happy It Should Be Illegal Smiley Face Tapestry
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Description: Sometimes it feels like your life is going so well that you must be doing something illegal. Enjoy your happiness and ignore your doubts!

Tags: happiness, inspirational, happy face, sarcasm, emoji
Karening Intensifies Meme Tapestry
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Description: A lot of that happening across the United States right now.

Tags: karen hair, speak with the manager, halloween, horror, humor

Karening Intensifies Meme Tapestry

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Laughing Emoji Tapestry

Description: It's the laughing emoji.

Tags: laughing, emoji art, joy emoji, best emoji, emojis

Laughing Emoji Tapestry

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Weiner Lover Hot Dog Lover Sexual Innuendo Tapestry
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Description: Summer cookouts are coming and this is a great way to share your love of weiners with your friends and family.

Tags: memorial day, bbq, summer cookout, grill, 4th of july
If God didn't want me to be an atheist, he shouldn't have made me so rational. Tapestry
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Description: Everyone should find something to chuckle about with this design. Am I making fun of atheists by secretly admitting they believe in god or am I making fun of believers because they are so irrational?

Tags: free thought, secular, anti theist, hitchens, secularist
Prone To Violent Mood Swings Tapestry
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Description: A lot of actors have this problem.

Tags: theater masks, actor, humor, film, student
You're Bacon Me Crazy Tapestry
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Description: Mmmmmm crispy salty savory bacon!

Tags: pig, funny bacon, bacon lovers, bacon strips, bacon

You're Bacon Me Crazy Tapestry

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2020 Give Congress And The White House The D Tapestry

Description: If you think the Republicans have made a mess of America, this is the only solution.

Tags: trump, social justice, liberals, president, feminist
FUCK THE ECONOMY. My health is more important to me than your business!! Tapestry

Description: I am sick of people putting their business ahead of my health. It will not be business as usual until we have extensive testing and mandatory isolation, or a vaccine!

Tags: anti capitalism, anti capitalist, anti gop, anti trump, anti wall street
Flame Mandala Tapestry
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Description: Just cool mandala design made of flames,

Tags: fire, meditation, mandala design, zen, geometric

Flame Mandala Tapestry

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The Stock Market Is A Ponzi Scheme Tapestry
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Description: Prices keep going up as long as you can find another sucker to buy your lies.

Tags: occupy wall street, eat the rich, money, socialism, economics
End Corporate Socialism Tapestry
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Description: The free market is no longer free when assets are not allowed to decline because the Fed is buying them all in order to preserve the wealth of the elite.

Tags: socialism, communism, corporate socialism, worker, capitalism kills

End Corporate Socialism Tapestry

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Frontline Worker's Lives Matter Tapestry

Description: People who have no choice but to have close contact and risk infection with Covid-19 in order to do their jobs need paid sick time and proper PPE to protect themselves and the public.

Tags: workers, democratic socialist, anti republican, bernie sanders, covid 19
Apparently You Don't Realize Just How Fucking Fabulous I Am Tapestry
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Description: I'm sorry but I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Tags: amazing, attitude, awesome, funny quote, funnytee
2020 Give The D To The GOP Tapestry

Description: Even I don't know what this means, but it rhymes.

Tags: america, american, anti republican, anti trump, democrat

2020 Give The D To The GOP Tapestry

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I'm Voting Against Trump In November Tapestry
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Description: I don't care who I have to vote for as long as it is AGAINST Trump.

Tags: fuck trump, trump sucks, donald trump, vote blue, democrats
Capitalist Greed Kills Skull and Biohazard Tapestry

Description: Capitalism may be the most efficient and profitable economic system there is but unrestrained greed makes it deadly.

Tags: anti wall street, anti capitalism, stay home, pandemic, socialism
8bit Heart Gold Token Tapestry
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Description: Great design for lovers of old school 8bit gaming.

Tags: pixel art, pixel 8bit, 8bit, gold, gamer

8bit Heart Gold Token Tapestry

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There's More To Life Than Just Maximizing Shareholder Value Tapestry

Description: Capitalism only values people by what profits they generate for Wall Street. Human life has more value than that.

Tags: stock market crash, anarchist, guyfawkes, socialism, communist
8 Bit Heart Old School Gamer Tapestry
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Description: Great design for people who still remember and love when gaming graphics were only 8 bits.

Tags: mario bros, game, pixelart, gaming, 8 bit
Nothing Is Ever Donald Trump's Fault Tapestry
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Description: It would be so nice if you were like Donald Trump and had a scapegoat for every occasion. Trump supporters can find no fault with him and usually blame the media or Obama. Unfortunately the rest of us are just common human beings.

Tags: resist, republican, donald trump, political, politics
I Baby Talk To My Pets Tapestry
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Description: They is so fuzzy wuzzy and sweeeet widdle pweshus babies!

Tags: pet lovers, dog lover, cat, cat lover gifts, dog

I Baby Talk To My Pets Tapestry

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Let's Get Fucked Up Tapestry
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Description: It's what you do when you have had a really tough week and need to let loose.

Tags: alcohol, anthem, beer, booze, clubbing

Let's Get Fucked Up Tapestry

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Heart Skull MetalAF Halloween Tapestry
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Description: Cool heart and skull distressed design because you are MetalAF.

Tags: grunge, skull, metal, biker, pirate
I Heart Bukkake. Or is it Karaoke? I always confuse those two. Tapestry
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Description: Makes like interesting when you are always confusing bukkake with karaoke.

Tags: karaoke, pornhub, xhamster, raunchy, gamer

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