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Someday I Hope To Visit Uranus Tapestry
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Description: Anyone else aspire to be an asstronaut?

Tags: puns, anus, adult, sex joke, space funny
I'm Having Trouble Understanding Alexa Funny Quote Tapestry
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Description: Whenever the wifi is down Amazon Echo\Alexa responds with this comment. I thought it would make a funny t-shirt.

Tags: coffee, brainfart, smart speakers, alexa, funny sayings
Why Your Cat Won't Come When You Call Their Name Tapestry
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Description: It's well knows that the best way to get your cat to come to you is to not use their actual name.

Tags: cat, funny cats, kitty cats, kitty, catholic
Why Does Your Cat Ignore You When You Call Their Name? Tapestry
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Description: I am pretty sure that when you call their name they just think "What now Karen?".

Tags: cats, cat lover gifts, kitten, funny cats, cute cats
Religion Is Proof That Reading The Same Book Over and Over Doesn't Make You Smarter. Tapestry
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Description: Reading is the best way to learn new things, but you have to read new books to learn new things. Just reading your holy book over and over doesn't help.

Tags: rational, hitchens, humanist, non religious, free thinker
Whatever Sweetie Tapestry

Description: Sometimes you just can't stand to hear any more words come out of someone's mouth, but you don't want to be rude either.

Tags: sarcastic, political, mom gift idea, stfu, mom saying

Whatever Sweetie Tapestry

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You Can't Handle This Much Ginger Tapestry
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Description: Everyone loves a ginger, but only a few can handle them at full power.

Tags: redheads rule, redheads do it better, girl with red hair, ginger, red hair
Everyone's An Atheist To Someone's God Tapestry
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Description: Everyone is an unbeliever to all the gods except the one they choose to believe in, so just drop one more and embrace atheism!

Tags: atheist, anti religion, religion, science, atheism
Fort Worth Area Codes In Distressed Gay Pride Colors Tapestry

Description: Distressed vintage look cutouts of the area codes 817 and 682 for Fort Worth Texas in gay pride colors.

Tags: lgbtqia, gay pride, lgbt, texas christian university, 817
Fort Worth Texas Area Codes Tapestry
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Description: Distressed vintage look cutouts of the area codes 817 and 682 for Fort Worth Texas.

Tags: vintage, texas, tx, retro, 817
Houston Area Codes Gay Pride Flag Tapestry

Description: Cool gay pride themed design for anyone from the Houston area!

Tags: area codes, houston, houston astros, houston rockets, houston texans
How About Tomorrow Satan? Tapestry

Description: Satan really hates it when you keep putting him off without rescheduling. How rude.

Tags: irreligious, atheist, dawkins, humanism, hitchens

How About Tomorrow Satan? Tapestry

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Poor Choices R Us Tapestry
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Description: Sometimes they're the only option.

Tags: party, crazy, booze, drink, alcohol

Poor Choices R Us Tapestry

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Screw Democratic Socialism and give me Fully Automated Luxury Communism instead. Tapestry

Description: Wall-E was a great movie.

Tags: bernie, bernie sanders, communism, communist, democrat
Sheryl's She Shed Was a Meth Lab Tapestry
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Description: Why else would it spontaneously combust?

Tags: breaking bad, dark humor gifts, methamphetamine, meth, drugs are bad
Vintage Distressed Look Fuck You And The Horse You Road In On Tapestry

Description: Sometimes it's best to be subtle in polite company.

Tags: horses, farming, ranching, equestrian, farm
Sarcasm Overload Tapestry

Description: Sometimes it's hard to swallow.

Tags: bitchiness, sarcasm, humor, funny quote, lgbt

Sarcasm Overload Tapestry

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Thankful That People Understand My Sarcasm Tapestry
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Description: It's such a blessing that so many people are intelligent enough to not take my words literally...

Tags: mockery, bitch, sarcastic phrases, humor, lgbtq
Always Bee Yourself Tapestry
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Description: Just like beeeeeeeeees.

Tags: bee puns, bees, humor, cute animals, bee

Always Bee Yourself Tapestry

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Gay Dating Tapestry
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Description: Sometimes it seems like you are either recycling old lovers or digging through someone else's cast offs.

Tags: bisexual, colorful, equality, gay, gay pride

Gay Dating Tapestry

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Fuckedbook Tapestry
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Description: Fake news central. Allowing politicians to run ads with false information is just the latest way Facebook has damaged Democracy worldwide.

Tags: collusion, donald trump, dump trump, facebook sucks, fake news

Fuckedbook Tapestry

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Eat Sleep Poop Repeat Dog Lover Tapestry

Description: Dogs have it made. I wish this was all I had to do.

Tags: beagle, best dogs, best rescue dogs, dog lover, funny dogs
Eat Sleep Poop Repeat Cat Lover Tapestry

Description: What a great life our cats lead! Great gift for cat lovers!

Tags: crazy cat lady, cat, kitten, i love my cat, cat lovers clothing
Most. Corrupt. President. Ever.  Anti-Trump Impeach Donald Trump Tapestry
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Description: History will not be kind to him or his supporters. Cool pop art design with the words most corrupt President ever.

Tags: fuck trump, impeach trump, trump sucks, impeach 45, protest
I'm Fine Ouroboros Happy Face Tapestry
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Description: Nice contrast of dark and happy elements.

Tags: ironic, humor, snake, dark, halloween
Rainbow Gay Pride Snowflakes Tapestry
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Description: Just because it's winter doesn't mean pride season is over!

Tags: christmas, queer, snow, merry christmas, winter
Distressed Rainbow Gay Pride Happy Face Tapestry
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Description: There's a reason gay and happy are synonymous.

Tags: smiley face, smile, emoticon, transgender, lesbian
Distressed Rainbow Gay Pride Unicorn Medallion Tapestry
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Description: Everyone loves unicorns and this one has wings too like Pegasus.

Tags: horse lover, lesbian, bisexual, horse, pegasus unicorn
Rainbow Tongzhi Chinese Gay Pride Horizon Tapestry
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Description: Chinese characters for tongzhi which is commonly used by LGBTQ+ communities in Macau, Hong Kong, Taiwan and mainland China.

Tags: gay, lgbt, lesbian, queer, lgbtq
Tongzhi Chinese Gay Pride Characters Tapestry
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Description: Rainbow distressed tongzhi characters commonly used by LGBTQ+ communities in China, Macau, Hong Kong and Taiwan.

Tags: asian culture, asian pride, gay marriage, gay rights, lgbtq
Ok Boomer? I'm a fucking awesome Boomer! Tapestry
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Description: Own your Boomer Pride.

Tags: aged to perfection, birthday, boomer, dad, family
Gay Pride Airline Airplanes Tapestry
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Description: For fans of air travel or people who work in the industry.

Tags: queer, aircraft, aviation, pilot, airliner
Homophobia Get Over It Gay Pride Rainbow Tapestry

Description: Seriously people we are not going away or back into the closet, so just get over yourselves.

Tags: transgender pride, equality, homophobia, gay, human rights
All I Want For Christmas Is Trump Impeached And Removed From Office Tapestry
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Description: Please Santa...

Tags: not my president, happy holidays, democrat, xmas, merry christmas
Distressed Earthy Rainbow Gay Pride 3 Headed Dragons Tapestry
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Description: Just a cool way to show your pride for fans of medieval mythology.

Tags: bisexual, lgbtq, d20, queer, rpg
Rainbow Gay Pride Christmas Lights Tapestry

Description: Gay Pride themed distressed Christmas light bulb designs.

Tags: lgbt, jingle bells, christmas, lesbian, gay pride

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