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Karen would like to speak to the manager of the zombie apocalypse. Tapestry
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Description: Karen is not happy about this apocalypse. Management needs to fix this.

Tags: zombie, zombie apocalypse, stay home stay safe, quarantine, virus
THIS APOCALYPSE IS LAME! I WANT ZOMBIES! Tapestry

Description: I would like to speak to the manager of this apocalypse. I was told there would be zombies and not just hiding in your house from a disease!

Tags: stay home, epidemic, halloween, quarantined, virus
CTFD Calm the fuck down. Tapestry
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Description: Breath deeply and chill. This will all be over soon. Smoke some weed or eat some edibles. Meditate, pray, whatever it takes to calm the fuck down.

Tags: relaxing, stop freaking out, edgy, chill, keep calm

CTFD Calm the fuck down. Tapestry

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Keep Calm And GTFO My Face It's a pandemic yo Tapestry
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Description: Some people just do not get the social distancing thing. This will help you warn them off.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, corona, disease, epidemic
Creepy Halloween Vitruvian Man Skeleton In Spider Web Tapestry

Description: My Halloween version of the Vitruvian Man by Leonardo DaVinci.

Tags: classic art, creepy, davinci, da vinci, halloween
Don't want to argue, so I'm just going to let you be wrong this time. Tapestry
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Description: Ultimately we argue with people to educate them. Sometimes you need to just let people be wrong.

Tags: dating, relationships, family, always right funny, arrogant
Love Yourself More Than The Economy And Stay Home. Tapestry
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Description: Reopening the economy too soon will not save the economy or lives. #keepthedistance #stayhome

Tags: trump sucks, economy collapse, protest, stay at home, democracy
Not Willing To Die For Capitalism Tapestry

Description: Forcing people to sacrifice their health and lives for the economy is a false choice and will not save lives or the economy.

Tags: free healthcare, democratic socialism, republicans, unemployment, social distancing

Not Willing To Die For Capitalism Tapestry

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I'd Rather Be Employed Than Fishing Tapestry
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Description: So many people are out of work now and I am sure none of them are happy about it.

Tags: out of work, no job, unemployed workers, sarcasm, unemployment

I'd Rather Be Employed Than Fishing Tapestry

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Powered By Coffee And Schadenfreude Tapestry
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Description: If you can't delight in other people's misfortune, then what's the point of living?

Tags: introvert, hate people, antisocial, espresso, caffeine

Powered By Coffee And Schadenfreude Tapestry

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If you don't have anything nice to say, let's do coffee. Tapestry
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Description: Everyone loves some gossip over coffee.

Tags: coffee, sarcastic, gay, lgbtq, humor
Death's Sweet Embrace Tapestry
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Description: Everyone loves a hug right? Even skeletons.

Tags: dia de los muertos, dead, day of the dead, dark humor gifts, skull

Death's Sweet Embrace Tapestry

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I cheated death at strip poker. Tapestry

Description: I am not sure what I was expecting to see...

Tags: bones, dead, death metal, dia de los muertos, goth

I cheated death at strip poker. Tapestry

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If capitalism is so great then why does socialism have to bail it out every ten years? Tapestry

Description: I am seeing a pattern of Nanny Capitalism here.

Tags: repression, revolution, capitalism, exploitation, socialism
Never Forget Trump Lied As People Died Tapestry
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Description: Trump's response to the epidemic has been narcissistic and callous. We need to get him out of the White House in 2020. Enough is enough!

Tags: dump trump, donald trump, not my president, protest, impeach trump

Never Forget Trump Lied As People Died Tapestry

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I Stayed The Fuck At Home Tapestry
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Description: It's the best thing you can do.

Tags: virus, social distancing, disease, pandemic, stay the fuck home

I Stayed The Fuck At Home Tapestry

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Trump Lied While People Died Tombstone Tapestry
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Description: Let's never forget this. Not once has he shown any sympathy to the families of people who have lost loved ones to this pandemic. All he cares about is covering his own ass and getting credit for what little he has done.

Tags: disease, epidemic, donald trump, trump is a racist, anyone but trump

Trump Lied While People Died Tombstone Tapestry

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Social Distancing 6 Feet Introvert Warning Tapestry
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Description: It's not because of the virus. I just don't like people. Wearing this saves a lot of unnecessary talking in grocery stores.

Tags: stay back 6 feet, stand back, ocd, compulsive, introverted
Sick of Trickle Down Economics and Nanny Capitalism Tapestry

Description: The one thing we never try is helping the little people.

Tags: reaganomics, trickle down economics, no bailouts for the rich, occupy wall street, financial crash
I heard alcohol kills viruses so I am trying to get my blood alcohol to 70%. Tapestry
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Description: I mean with the state of the world, it couldn't hurt to be drunk anyway.

Tags: drink, alcohol, beer, bar, drunk
Time to party because it's the end of the world. Tapestry

Description: What better way to go out?

Tags: alcohol lover, alcoholic, beer, booze funny, drunk humor
Cough on the rich Tapestry

Description: Don't eat the rich. They might be infected. Cough on them instead. Just like 2008 the rich are lining up for government handouts and the average people are going to have to foot the bill.

Tags: social justice, resist, occupy wall street, protest, equal rights

Cough on the rich Tapestry

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Introverts Practiced Social Distancing Before It was cool. Tapestry

Description: We're experts at it.

Tags: introvert, nerds, introverts, anti social, anxiety
OCD and Social Anxiety Saved My Life Tapestry
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Description: Quarantine sounds like a normal day for me.

Tags: germs, social anxiety, introvert, hand washing, disorder

OCD and Social Anxiety Saved My Life Tapestry

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Live Laugh Love? How About Eat Shit And Die? Tapestry

Description: It's far more realistic.

Tags: nihilistic, intorvert, bitch, negative, introverted
I don't do. I am. Tapestry
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Description: It's my answer when someone asks you "What do you do?".

Tags: empowerment, love yourself, motivational words, unemployed, out of work

I don't do. I am. Tapestry

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Wash Your Hands Biohazard Symbol Tapestry
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Description: It's the most important thing you can do for yours and everyone else's health.

Tags: germs, obsessive compulsive disorder, hazard, germophobic, nurses

Wash Your Hands Biohazard Symbol Tapestry

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If You Have Multiple Personality Disorder  Is Masturbating Considered An Orgy? Tapestry
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Description: I guess it depends on how many personalities you have?

Tags: crazy, mental disorder, wackiness, quotes, multiple personality disorder
Bernie Or Anyone But Trump Tapestry

Description: Let everyone know you support Bernie Sanders for President, but also, you aren't crazy.

Tags: never trumper, feel the bern, politics, election, bernie sanders for president

Bernie Or Anyone But Trump Tapestry

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Pathetic Humans With Your Pathetic Little Lives Tapestry
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Description: The ultimate misanthropic introvert slogan. Let all humanity know how little respect you have for them.

Tags: introverts unite, disdain for humanity, introverts, people suck, misanthropy
Support Your Local Artists Tapestry
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Description: It's hard to make a living creating art, so please support those who are making an effort.

Tags: artist, fans, supporters, sculptors, designers

Support Your Local Artists Tapestry

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Think Outside The Box Because Who Knows What's In There Anyway? Tapestry
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Description: Memory is highly overrated.

Tags: retro, birthday, sarcasm, creativity, memory
Sarcastic Motivational Inspirational Self Improvement Slogan Tapestry
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Description: Maybe they need to be more specific about what they mean by "difficult"?

Tags: lazy, slacker, tired af, sleepy, sarcastic saying
Bitch Don't Care Tapestry
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Description: Well at least this bitch don't care.

Tags: attitude, sarcasm, quotes, lgbt, humor

Bitch Don't Care Tapestry

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You Can't Have Saturday Without Turd Tapestry
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Description: It's literally true. There is a turd in the word Saturday. Hey. I rhymed.

Tags: pooping, toilet, saturday, smile, poopy

You Can't Have Saturday Without Turd Tapestry

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The Universe Must Be Simulation Because My Life Keeps Glitching Tapestry
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Description: I mean what else could explain all these bugs?

Tags: black humor, pessimist, atheist, existentialism, pessimism

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