Hoodies
Description: “Here, on a hellishly ancient table-land fully twenty thousand feet high, and in a climate deadly to habitation since a pre-human age not less than five hundred thousand years ago, there stretched nearly to the vision’s limit a tangle of orderly stone which only the desperation of mental self-defense could possibly attribute to any but a conscious and artificial cause.”
Description: Purchasing a product featuring SCP-3008-2 should not encourage personnel to attempt entering SCP-3008. I didn't think we would have to say that, but officials at site [REDACTED] have reported an increase in curious personnel attempting access since the release of SCP-3008 apparel.
Description: When wearing this shirt, you can only move when nobody is looking, otherwise you're not cool. Note: The design of SCP-173 was changed to respect the original artist Izumi Kato's "Untitled 2004" which served as the original inspiration for SCP-173 and is featured on the SCP site.
Description: Personnel are permitted to purchase and wear this shirt with the understanding that wearing or carrying any merchandise bearing this design is believed to increase the odds of being targeted by SCP-106 while he hunts. Susceptible individuals in the 10-25 age bracket should be extremely cautious before purchasing.
