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Description: If you don't remember buying this, the Class B Amnestics are working.

Description: You're never too old to trick or treat!

Description: Warning from the 05 Council: Merchandise featuring the entity from SCP 1730 is not to be viewed without SCRAMBLE filters.

Description: "Why is this happening?! Why am I here? Why am I doing this? Why am I … why am I going to die?" - JOURNAL ENTRY 0001-17, SCP-5000

Description: Getting brunch with your arch nemesis? Try bonding over Cristal Connors's Doggy Chow! Best paired with holy water (champagne).

Description: Get it right, Frankenstein is the Doctor!

Description: A poster for Phantom of the Paradise parodying its inspiration Phantom of the Opera

Description: Coffee to go crazy for

Description: bbboooOOOOYYYYYY!

Description: LIFE AT LAST!

Description: Any Personnel caught wearing SCP 035 merchandise at Site [REDACTED] must undergo a mandatory psychiatric evaluation.

Description: “Here, on a hellishly ancient table-land fully twenty thousand feet high, and in a climate deadly to habitation since a pre-human age not less than five hundred thousand years ago, there stretched nearly to the vision’s limit a tangle of orderly stone which only the desperation of mental self-defense could possibly attribute to any but a conscious and artificial cause.”

Description: The most brutal lead singer

Description: He's just a shy little guy who likes his privacy :P

Description: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Description: SCP Pattern/Stick pack featuring some of the best SCPs.

Description: If you're buying this, I assume you aren't stationed at Site 114. Those things are a nightmare. Fortunately none of these products make the same sounds as SCP-3199

Description: Purchasing a product featuring SCP-3008-2 should not encourage personnel to attempt entering SCP-3008. I didn't think we would have to say that, but officials at site [REDACTED] have reported an increase in curious personnel attempting access since the release of SCP-3008 apparel.

Description: Merchandise featuring SCP-3000 has no amnestic properties

Description: Why would they put ●●|●●●●●|●●|● on merchandise? This clearly violates SCP protocols for containment. Purchase of any of this merchandise will likely result in confiscation or abduction by ●●|●●●●●|●●|●.

Description: Apparel featuring SCP-1678 entities should not be brought into SCP-1678 as it is unknown how they would react, though it is believed they would not respond positively.

Description: Apparel featuring SCP-1471-A should not be worn in the presence of anybody who has had contact with SCP-1471

Description: SCP-999 is too cute for words, how was it not getting its own merchandise.

Description: If printed on a phone case, personnel are assured they can trust the voices coming from their phone are probably not from SCP-939

Description: If located at site [REDACTED], personnel may obtain authorization to use SCP-914 to improve the quality of any apparel they purchase.

Description: Merchandise is printed despite protest from SCP-682, who said he found products featuring his likeness "disgusting." Personnel located at site [REDACTED] are advised not to bring any products featuring SCP-682 to work.

Description: Apparel does not contain any samples of SCP-610, do not contact the SCP foundation about any rashes.

Description: Merchandise featuring this design must be purchased online and cannot be purchased from SCP-294 directly as merchandise cannot be rendered in a liquid form.

Description: When wearing this shirt, you can only move when nobody is looking, otherwise you're not cool. Note: The design of SCP-173 was changed to respect the original artist Izumi Kato's "Untitled 2004" which served as the original inspiration for SCP-173 and is featured on the SCP site.

Description: Initial studies suggest that personnel owning merchandise featuring SCP-106 are not more likely to be targeted by SCP-106 but results are inconclusive.

Description: The rendering of SCP-096 is considered safe. However, it is recommended that personnel who own 096 warn people not to look at the design.

Description: SCP 093 merchandise has no anomalous properties when placed against a mirror or otherwise. Any change in this should be reported immediately.

Description: SCP-079 apparel may be purchased online as long as the order placed through your personal device and not SCP-079.

Description: Purchasing SCP-049 merchandise does not cure the pestilence.

Description: SCP-035 cannot be worn as a mask, but has been approved to be worn on various apparel.