Shorts
Description: Warning from the 05 Council: Merchandise featuring the entity from SCP 1730 is not to be viewed without SCRAMBLE filters.
SCP-1730 Shorts
$27
Description: "Why is this happening?! Why am I here? Why am I doing this? Why am I … why am I going to die?" - JOURNAL ENTRY 0001-17, SCP-5000
SCP-5000 Shorts
$27
Beef Shorts
$27
Description: Any Personnel caught wearing SCP 035 merchandise at Site [REDACTED] must undergo a mandatory psychiatric evaluation.
SCP 035 Shorts
$27
Description: “Here, on a hellishly ancient table-land fully twenty thousand feet high, and in a climate deadly to habitation since a pre-human age not less than five hundred thousand years ago, there stretched nearly to the vision’s limit a tangle of orderly stone which only the desperation of mental self-defense could possibly attribute to any but a conscious and artificial cause.”
Shy Guy Shorts
$27
Cthulhu Shorts
$27
Description: If you're buying this, I assume you aren't stationed at Site 114. Those things are a nightmare. Fortunately none of these products make the same sounds as SCP-3199
SCP-3199 Shorts
$27
Description: Purchasing a product featuring SCP-3008-2 should not encourage personnel to attempt entering SCP-3008. I didn't think we would have to say that, but officials at site [REDACTED] have reported an increase in curious personnel attempting access since the release of SCP-3008 apparel.
SCP-3008 Shorts
$27
SCP-3000 Shorts
$27
Description: Why would they put ●●|●●●●●|●●|● on merchandise? This clearly violates SCP protocols for containment. Purchase of any of this merchandise will likely result in confiscation or abduction by ●●|●●●●●|●●|●.
SCP-2521 Shorts
$27
Description: Apparel featuring SCP-1678 entities should not be brought into SCP-1678 as it is unknown how they would react, though it is believed they would not respond positively.
SCP-1678 Shorts
$27
Description: Apparel featuring SCP-1471-A should not be worn in the presence of anybody who has had contact with SCP-1471
SCP-1471 Shorts
$27
SCP-999 Shorts
$27
Description: If printed on a phone case, personnel are assured they can trust the voices coming from their phone are probably not from SCP-939
SCP-939 Shorts
$27
Description: If located at site [REDACTED], personnel may obtain authorization to use SCP-914 to improve the quality of any apparel they purchase.
SCP-914 Shorts
$27
Description: Merchandise is printed despite protest from SCP-682, who said he found products featuring his likeness "disgusting." Personnel located at site [REDACTED] are advised not to bring any products featuring SCP-682 to work.
SCP-682 Shorts
$27
Description: Apparel does not contain any samples of SCP-610, do not contact the SCP foundation about any rashes.
SCP-610 Shorts
$27
Description: Merchandise featuring this design must be purchased online and cannot be purchased from SCP-294 directly as merchandise cannot be rendered in a liquid form.
SCP-294 Shorts
$27
Description: When wearing this shirt, you can only move when nobody is looking, otherwise you're not cool. Note: The design of SCP-173 was changed to respect the original artist Izumi Kato's "Untitled 2004" which served as the original inspiration for SCP-173 and is featured on the SCP site.
SCP-173 Shorts
$27
Description: Initial studies suggest that personnel owning merchandise featuring SCP-106 are not more likely to be targeted by SCP-106 but results are inconclusive.
SCP-106 Shorts
$27
Description: The rendering of SCP-096 is considered safe. However, it is recommended that personnel who own 096 warn people not to look at the design.
SCP-096 Shorts
$27
Description: SCP 093 merchandise has no anomalous properties when placed against a mirror or otherwise. Any change in this should be reported immediately.
SCP-093 Shorts
$27
Description: SCP-079 apparel may be purchased online as long as the order placed through your personal device and not SCP-079.
SCP-079 Shorts
$27
SCP-049 Shorts
$27
Description: SCP-035 cannot be worn as a mask, but has been approved to be worn on various apparel.
SCP-035 Shorts
$27
Description: Personnel are permitted to purchase and wear this shirt with the understanding that wearing or carrying any merchandise bearing this design is believed to increase the odds of being targeted by SCP-106 while he hunts. Susceptible individuals in the 10-25 age bracket should be extremely cautious before purchasing.
SCP 106 Shorts
$27