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Description: Personnel are permitted to purchase and wear this shirt with the understanding that wearing or carrying any merchandise bearing this design is believed to increase the odds of being targeted by SCP-106 while he hunts. Susceptible individuals in the 10-25 age bracket should be extremely cautious before purchasing.

Description: Personnel are permitted to purchase and wear this shirt as long as they are not stationed at site [REDACTED]. SCP-682 has called the design on the shirt "disgusting" and has acted hostile to any merchandise with this design printed on it. Individuals at site [REDACTED] with any merchandise bearing this design risk a containment breach

Description: Personnel are permitted to purchase and wear this shirt. Personnel caught wearing or distributing shirts at site 19 or making SCP-049 aware of the merchandise featuring his likeness will be disciplined accordingly. Please only purchase if you have level 3 security clearance or higher or express permission from an 05 Council Member.

Description: Personnel are permitted to purchase and wear this shirt on the condition that they do not look at the shirt they are wearing. Please only purchase if you have level 3 security clearance or higher or express permission from an 05 Council Member.

Description: A portrait of H.P Lovecraft and his mythos characters.

Description: No another peep Time to go to sleep

Description: Cthulhu in Edvard Munch's The Scream

Description: Wear a mask and wear it properly!

Description: A parody mashup between Cap'n Crunch and Captain Spaulding. Cap'n Spaulding's fried chicken is a part of this complete breakfast.

Description: The many shades of Ramona Flowers. Happy 10th Anniversary!

Description: Abstract Design

Description: Eyes

Description: Eyes

Description: Space Butterfly

Description: Warning: Dr. Rockz-O's have no nutritional value and are not to be given to children. Legally they can't even call it cereal.

Description: This is metal for fish This one's called Murmaid-er It's about mermaid murder MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER

Description: Nathan’s vision of the whale. (Transparent)

Description: Nathan’s vision of the whale.

Description: Stranger from Courage the Cowardly Dog asking to use the phone. He's definitely not an alien wearing a hat and a trench coat

Description: I loves the way your furs felts on my face You made me happy.

Description: A parody of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly poster with the Romero Zombie Trilogy

Description: Warning: Do not use to summon Finnish Lake Trolls

Description: RETURN THE SLAB, OR SUFFER MY CURSE!

Description: We'll do the zombie resurrection scene here.

Description: Hello new friend, my name is Fred the words you hear are in my head. I say, I said my name is Fred, and I've been... very naughty.

Description: A Jay and Silent Bob/ Infinity War mashup. Snoochie Boochies!

Description: ia ia let the eldritch rumpus start

Description: A tribute to the master H.P. Lovecraft

Description: A perfect part of a balanced breakfast

Description: Some of us need that coffee to wake up in the morning

Description: BRAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!! Start your zombie costume with this t-shirt! Or just wear it to a Halloween party. Or a Christmas party!

Description: Happy Halloween!

Description: Gotta love scary clowns! Joker, Pennywise, Twisty...

Description: Write Drunk, edit sober...wise words

Description: A crossover between The Rocky Horror Picture Show and Cabaret.