NOBODY'S SWEETHEART

Description: Are you unemployed? It's a tough job market. Maybe walking around with this shirt on will help you get hired

Description: tax all them rich fuckers.

Description: Were you there? No. (A recreation of vintage type from 1962)

Description: tuxedo cat licking up some java in a blue circle

Description: Just a cat smoking a pipe. A pipe cat. Doesn't mean anything.

Description: just the text, letting people know the topics you'd like to discuss

Description: Stomp out cigarettes with your precious toe-beans. Text reads "туши окурок!" (tushi okurok!) = "stub out butts!" Looks best on a light-colored shirt.

Description: Black cat holding a pink umbrella. Limited color minimalist illustration. Falling? Flying? Raining?

Description: Black Cat, Yellow Book

Description: Censored. With the f-word turned into asterisks— "STOP FORCING AI INTO F*ING EVERYTHING"— wear it to work, especially if you work in AI.

Description: I designed this— me, a human. Get stickers from https://nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com/

Description: I designed this— me, a human. *Get stickers from https://nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com*

Description: STOP FORCING AI INTO EVERY FUCKING THING en Español: "Nadie la pidio"/ "Todos la odian" **Get stickers from https://nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com**

Description: STOP FORCING AI INTO EVERY FUCKING THING! in German **Get stickers from https://nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com**

Description: "Stop Forcing AI into Fucking Everything" En Français/French **Get stickers from https://nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com**

Description: translated version of STOP FORCING AI INTO F'ING EVERYTHING because this is an international problem. ватит блять использовать везде ИИ! Никто об этом не просил Все его ненавидят *Get stickers from https://nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com*

Description: Nobody asked for it; Everyone hates it I designed this— me, a human. Get stickers from https://nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com/

Description: If you don't want slop, hire a human **Get stickers from https://nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com**

Description: Chinga La Migra

Description: You love sandwiches but you're also aged, weathered... you're tough enough to appreciate the taste and feel of a classic sandwich. (No-texture version of this graphic posted elsewhere)

Description: Are you a tough guy who don't take no guff? Cartoon from a genuine vintage diner sign of a tough anthropomorphic egg with a cigar and a jaunty bowler hat Graphic has an aged and distressed texture (Clean graphic posted elsewhere)

Description: vintage illustration of the continental United States smoking a HUUUUUGE cigarette

Description: a vintage diner display sign assuring you that you will like their burgers and that they are tasty. with a distressed/aged texture added

Description: vampires, but French

Description: root for the home team

Description: BOILING POINT!

Description: wear what you write

Description: my shirt answers questions

Description: label yourself

Description: among their many crimes, they're also boring

Description: you're insulted

Description: bad advice, nice lettering

Description: Sucks for the rest of us.

Description: They shouldn't exist

Description: based on a YahooAnswers screed

Description: Great for starting fights