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Cat Smoking A Pipe Socks
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Description: Just a cat smoking a pipe. A pipe cat. Doesn't mean anything.

Tags: cats, logo, minimalism, pipe, retro
Tell Me About Your Cat Socks
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Description: just the text, letting people know the topics you'd like to discuss

Tags: cat love, cats, hand lettering, handlettering, kitty
Black Cat Reading Socks
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Description: Black Cat, Yellow Book

Tags: black cat, book, book club, book lover, books
Get Out of Our City - ICE FUCK OFF with Cute Penguin Socks
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Description: Chinga La Migra

Tags: abolish ice, anti ice, anti trump, cities, penguin
SANDWICHES  (Distressed Texture) Socks
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Description: You love sandwiches but you're also aged, weathered... you're tough enough to appreciate the taste and feel of a classic sandwich. (No-texture version of this graphic posted elsewhere)

Tags: 1940s, 1950s, cooking, dinner, eating
Hard Boiled Eggs (Distressed Texture) Socks
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Description: Are you a tough guy who don't take no guff? Cartoon from a genuine vintage diner sign of a tough anthropomorphic egg with a cigar and a jaunty bowler hat Graphic has an aged and distressed texture (Clean graphic posted elsewhere)

Tags: 1940s, 1950s, cartoon, cigar, diner
"You'll Like Our Tasty Hamburgers" Vintage Diner Sign  (Distressed Texture) Socks
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Description: a vintage diner display sign assuring you that you will like their burgers and that they are tasty. with a distressed/aged texture added

Tags: 1940s, 1950s, americana, burger, cheeseburger
It's a Great Time to be A Moron in America Socks
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Description: Sucks for the rest of us.

Tags: america, american, idiot, stupid, stupidity
Crypto is for Assholes Socks
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Description: Great for starting fights

Tags: aggro, anti crypto, asshole, bitcoin, blockchain
Billionaires Shouldn't Exist Socks
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Description: they shouldn't

Tags: anti billionaire, anti capitalism, anti capitalist, billionaire, lettering
What is a "TACO?" Vintage 1970s Taco Bell Sign Socks
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Description: Vintage Taco Bell Sign educates the public about "TAH-CO"

Tags: 1970s, educational, fast food, mexican, mexican food
Lou Reads The Internet For You Socks
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Description: beloved podcast

Tags: glasses, lou reads, podcaster, podcasting
Hire Me! Socks
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Description: Are you unemployed? It's a tough job market. Maybe walking around with this shirt on will help you get hired

Tags: hire me, hired, job, job hunt, job market
Well... We're All Going to Die - Black Text Socks
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Description: The motto that captures the feeling of life in 2025, as said by Joni Ernst to a concerned constituent. Gothic and Republican

Tags: dead, die, gop, horror, joni ernst
Can Someone PLEASE Agree With Me?! Socks
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Description: Searching for consensus.

Tags: agreement, lettering, please, statement, text
STRIKE! Socks
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Description: Good for any union with a beef. Just says STRIKE! so you know.

Tags: actors, guild, picket, picketline, protest
Gamify your Anxiety Socks
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Description: Crippling mental illness? Maximize productivity by implementing a reward mechanic!

Tags: advice, anxiety disorder, anxious, bad advice, grindset
Work in Progress on A Cloud Socks
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Description: Declare your state of not-quite-finished-ness on your body.

Tags: artist, cloud, growth mindset, hand lettering, lettering
That's Misogyny, Baby! Socks
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Description: Welcome to the era of openly hating women. You're soaking in it!

Tags: feminism, feminist, hate, lettering, typography
Diane Rehm/Dead Kennedys Mash-Up Socks
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Description: Diane is Hardcore

Tags: all things considered, dead kennedys, hardcore, mash up, mashup
I care about novels. Socks
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Description: I care about novels, do you?

Tags: book lover, bookish, books, bookstore, lettering
I'm KOO-KOO over YOU Socks
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Description: an illustration of Koo-Koo the Bird Girl, as seen in classic horror film Tod Browning's FREAKS, flaps her arms in affection for YOU.

Tags: birdgirl, classic horror, cuckoo, freakshow, heart
Sandi Toksvig Prevents Ragnarök Socks
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Description: British/Danish comedian and presenter Sandi Toksvig (Great British Baking Show, QI) takes up the spear to slay Sköll the Wolf Who Eats the Sun and prevent the Twilight of the Gods and the end of the world — RAGNARÖK Illustrated by me in 2014. Very silly and stupid.

Tags: bbc, british comedy, comedian, comedy, humor
Microplastics Socks
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Description: they're in everything

Tags: plastic
Strike is Over! F You Pay Me Unofficial WGA-EAST Socks
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Description: (WGA-East Version) Strike is over. Now you just wanna get paid. Unofficial UNION! Has an uncensored F-bomb on it. FYPM

Tags: east coast, fuck you pay me, new york, pay, pay me
Strike is Over! F You Pay Me Unofficial WGA-WEST Socks
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Description: (WGA-Wast Version) Strike is over. Now you just wanna get paid. Unofficial UNION! Has an uncensored F-bomb on it. FYPM

Tags: east coast, fuck you pay me, new york, pay, pay me
SHOCK CORRIDOR Socks
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Description: show your fandom for Samuel Fuller's very weird 1963 asylum-sploitation psychological thrilled SHOCK CORRIDOR An ambitious journalist has himself declared insane and committed to an asylum to solve a murder committed there and witnessed only by three inmates.

Tags: 1960s, cinema, cult film, cult movies, film snob
BAD SEED (mono) Socks
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Description: Line art from the original Broadway production of BAD SEED, a play about a child who commits murder later made into a classic horror movie and remake multiple times

Tags: 1960s, bad girl, bad seed, broadway, child
Nerd Thighs End Lives Socks
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Description: There's a man out there... a nerd man who strangles people with his thighs. One or possibly more weirdos keep posting about it on Reddit. Hand-lettered warning to watch out!

Tags: fplus, funny, geek, hand lettering, internet
Suicide Jesus the Hedgehog Socks

Description: He breaks all forum rules

Tags: 1990s, forum rules, grunge, hedgehog, jesus
Egg Raw Blood Butt Socks
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Description: If you know, you know.

Tags: blood, butt, egg raw blood butt, raw, text
Bitches Love Ants-on-a-Log Socks
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Description: It's Their Favorite Snack

Tags: ants on a log, celery, nonsense, snack, typography
I Was Cured by The Kadir Buxton Method Socks
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Description: Do not ask. You will be punched in the head.

Tags: ask me how, kadir buxton, lunatic, punched in the head, weird
The Edward Snowden of Car-Masturbation Socks
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Description: What are you most proud of?

Tags: car, edward snowden, humblebrag, nonsense, self abuse
The Catholic Church Socks
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Description: a fact from online personality Sir John Kitchin's website

Tags: all i got was this lousy, catholic church, crazy, delusion, typography
That Stupid Hot Dog Thing Socks
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Description: You know the one

Tags: hotdog, stupid, thing

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