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Tell Me About Your Cat Pillow
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Description: just the text, letting people know the topics you'd like to discuss

Tags: cat love, cats, hand lettering, handlettering, kitty

Tell Me About Your Cat Pillow

$23 $28

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SANDWICHES  (Distressed Texture) Pillow
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Description: You love sandwiches but you're also aged, weathered... you're tough enough to appreciate the taste and feel of a classic sandwich. (No-texture version of this graphic posted elsewhere)

Tags: 1940s, 1950s, cooking, dinner, eating
Hard Boiled Eggs (Distressed Texture) Pillow
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Description: Are you a tough guy who don't take no guff? Cartoon from a genuine vintage diner sign of a tough anthropomorphic egg with a cigar and a jaunty bowler hat Graphic has an aged and distressed texture (Clean graphic posted elsewhere)

Tags: 1940s, 1950s, cartoon, cigar, diner
"You'll Like Our Tasty Hamburgers" Vintage Diner Sign  (Distressed Texture) Pillow
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Description: a vintage diner display sign assuring you that you will like their burgers and that they are tasty. with a distressed/aged texture added

Tags: 1940s, 1950s, americana, burger, cheeseburger
Gamify your Anxiety Pillow
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Description: Crippling mental illness? Maximize productivity by implementing a reward mechanic!

Tags: advice, anxiety disorder, anxious, bad advice, grindset

Gamify your Anxiety Pillow

$23 $28

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Work in Progress on A Cloud Pillow

Description: Declare your state of not-quite-finished-ness on your body.

Tags: artist, cloud, growth mindset, hand lettering, lettering

Work in Progress on A Cloud Pillow

$23 $28

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I'm KOO-KOO over YOU Pillow
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Description: an illustration of Koo-Koo the Bird Girl, as seen in classic horror film Tod Browning's FREAKS, flaps her arms in affection for YOU.

Tags: birdgirl, classic horror, cuckoo, freakshow, heart

I'm KOO-KOO over YOU Pillow

$23 $28

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Sandi Toksvig Prevents Ragnarök Pillow
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Description: British/Danish comedian and presenter Sandi Toksvig (Great British Baking Show, QI) takes up the spear to slay Sköll the Wolf Who Eats the Sun and prevent the Twilight of the Gods and the end of the world — RAGNARÖK Illustrated by me in 2014. Very silly and stupid.

Tags: bbc, british comedy, comedian, comedy, humor
Strike is Over! F You Pay Me Unofficial WGA-EAST Pillow
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Description: (WGA-East Version) Strike is over. Now you just wanna get paid. Unofficial UNION! Has an uncensored F-bomb on it. FYPM

Tags: east coast, fuck you pay me, new york, pay, pay me
Strike is Over! F You Pay Me Unofficial WGA-WEST Pillow
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Description: (WGA-Wast Version) Strike is over. Now you just wanna get paid. Unofficial UNION! Has an uncensored F-bomb on it. FYPM

Tags: east coast, fuck you pay me, new york, pay, pay me
The Catholic Church Pillow
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Description: a fact from online personality Sir John Kitchin's website

Tags: all i got was this lousy, catholic church, crazy, delusion, typography

The Catholic Church Pillow

$23 $28

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That Stupid Hot Dog Thing Pillow
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Description: You know the one

Tags: hotdog, stupid, thing

That Stupid Hot Dog Thing Pillow

$23 $28

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STOP and eat CHICKEN! Pillow
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Description: a vintage diner/restaurant sign with hand-lettering, urging you to drop everything and put chicken (fried, probably) in your mouth. With added aged texture.

Tags: americana, diner, diner food, fast food, fried chicken

STOP and eat CHICKEN! Pillow

$23 $28

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