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pastanaut

Denver, Colorado, USA, Earp
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Iceman done in the style of an ukiyo-e woodblock print.

Tags: comics, superheroes, marvel, ice, ukiyo-e

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Beetles are nature's jewels. I mean, so are jewels, but you know what I mean.

Tags: beetle, iridescent, colorful, shiny, chromatic

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This black and white kitty doesn't have time for nonsense.

Tags: grumpy, annoyed, grouchy, angry, kitty-cats

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She won Best of Breed at the Monster Show!

Tags: spooky, horror, halloween, cute, creepy

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Twin tragedy.

Tags: death, horror, undead, heart, twins

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This apple? No, it's fine. It's organic. You're just not used to the stuff that nature leaves behind when you don't use pesticides.

Tags: witchy, woman, gross, person, slimy

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Egberton could use a hug! Yes, he needs a shave. And he doesn't brush his teeth much. And he's a bit...yolky. But don't let that stop you!

Tags: happy, smile, monster, creature, halloween

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Sea creature. What? Ummm, strawberry jam? I don't know. You could always go in for a closer look.

Tags: spooky, monsters, creepy, dark, creature

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Sweet Thing is a nice monster. She'll snuggle all your cares away before she eats you.

Tags: blue, girl, smiling, monster, creature

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He doesn't have much, but he's got a good attitude.

Tags: mouth-breather, teeth, jelly, jello, gelatinous-cube

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It's like a cyclops, but with two eyes.

Tags: fun, ghost, scary, monster, creature

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It always feels like somebody's watching me. Now they can feel it back.

Tags: evil-eye, halloween, eyeballs, spoopy, round

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Reappropriation or simply a good description of where you stand on the spectrum? Either way, you'll be looking sweet.

Tags: genderqueer, gay, rainbow, gay-pride, colorful

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Fun fact: Due to an amazing feat of parallel evolution, the Rocky Mountain Werewolf is actually an insect! Its top two fangs are actually vestigial fifth and sixth legs.

Tags: retro, vintage, werewolves, halloween, wolfman

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Of course there is a gay agenda! You should have gotten a copy before the last meeting. Seriously, check your spam filter, it probably got put in the wrong folder.

Tags: homosexual, bisexual, queer, illuminati, rainbow

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A carrot, an eggplant, and a zucchini walk into a bar. Ouch!

Tags: vegetarian, food, vegetables, penis, emojis

Tags: peach, pie, lattice, lattice-top, delicious

Tags: girl, love, party, birthday-cake, celebration

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Lattice top cherry pie! Cool dessert such a sweet surprise. Tastes so good brings a tear to your eye, sweet cherry pie.

Tags: lattice, treat, virgin, warrant, cake-vs-pie

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Peach! A synonym for sweetie, cutie, nice person, ideal specimen. Also, a yummy stone fruit.

Tags: food, ideal, apricot, princess, nectarine

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Lattice-top blueberry pie

Tags: dessert, slice-of-pie, crumble, blueberry, blue

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Painting of a shiny purple eggplant. Do you want one? Or do you have one to share?

Tags: nature, emoji, purple, painting, vegetarian

Tags: birthday, rainbow-birthday, cake, celebration, lgbt

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By the way, this cake is great! It's so delicious and moist. For the people who are still alive.

Tags: geek, gamer, videogames, gaming, cake

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Tags: lucky, cerise, stem, winning, slots

Tags: lemon-frosting, frosting, birthday, birthday-cake, the-cake-is-a-lie

Tags: cake, celebrate, strawberry, sweet, delicious

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Tags: birthday, chocolate, delicious, sweet-tooth, sweet

Tags: leopard, white, animal, cats, cute

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A daikaiju fights off helicopters.

Tags: lizard, dinosaur, dragon, reptile, creature

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What a feeling!

Tags: woman, person, connection, clouds, work

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Hip chick smokin' a ciggie and just bein' cool.

Tags: noodle-gorillaz, jetgirl, tankgirl, chick, cool

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Two koi gracefully swim together

Tags: koi-pond, cool, koi-fish, swimming, carp

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I don't know the difference. Do you?

Tags: danger, big-cat, jaguar, jungle-cat, panther

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You don't need all of that pizza, do you? Do you? Do you?

Tags: sweet, puppy-dog-eyes, adorable, dog-lover, animal

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Express your complex feelings about whitewashing.

Tags: vignette, social-justice, urban, colorful, hipster

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