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Is he a man with the body of a dog, or a dog with the head of a man? Why is he green? Shhhh, just go with it.

Part tiger, part unicorn

Pickle man.

The adorable offspring of an owl and a cat. Who will buy it? Who? Hoo!

Beetles are nature's jewels. I mean, so are jewels, but you know what I mean.

This black and white kitty doesn't have time for nonsense.

She won Best of Breed at the Monster Show!

Twin tragedy.

This apple? No, it's fine. It's organic. You're just not used to the stuff that nature leaves behind when you don't use pesticides.

Egberton could use a hug! Yes, he needs a shave. And he doesn't brush his teeth much. And he's a bit...yolky. But don't let that stop you!

Sea creature. What? Ummm, strawberry jam? I don't know. You could always go in for a closer look.

Sweet Thing is a nice monster. She'll snuggle all your cares away before she eats you.

He doesn't have much, but he's got a good attitude.

It's like a cyclops, but with two eyes.

It always feels like somebody's watching me. Now they can feel it back.

Reappropriation or simply a good description of where you stand on the spectrum? Either way, you'll be looking sweet.

Fun fact: Due to an amazing feat of parallel evolution, the Rocky Mountain Werewolf is actually an insect! Its top two fangs are actually vestigial fifth and sixth legs.

Of course there is a gay agenda! You should have gotten a copy before the last meeting. Seriously, check your spam filter, it probably got put in the wrong folder.

Peach! A synonym for sweetie, cutie, nice person, ideal specimen. Also, a yummy stone fruit.

Lattice-top blueberry pie

By the way, this cake is great! It's so delicious and moist. For the people who are still alive.

What a feeling!

Hip chick smokin' a ciggie and just bein' cool.

Two koi gracefully swim together

I don't know the difference. Do you?

Express your complex feelings about whitewashing.

Notorious RBG in the house! Well, in the court.

Four insects formed a band. Their names were Johan, Paulina, Georgia, and Rhino.

Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders.

All this rain grew a rainbow.