pastanaut

Description: Is he a man with the body of a dog, or a dog with the head of a man? Why is he green? Shhhh, just go with it.

Description: Part tiger, part unicorn

Description: Pickle man.

Description: The adorable offspring of an owl and a cat. Who will buy it? Who? Hoo!

Description: Beetles are nature's jewels. I mean, so are jewels, but you know what I mean.

Description: This black and white kitty doesn't have time for nonsense.

Description: She won Best of Breed at the Monster Show!

Description: Twin tragedy.

Description: This apple? No, it's fine. It's organic. You're just not used to the stuff that nature leaves behind when you don't use pesticides.

Description: Egberton could use a hug! Yes, he needs a shave. And he doesn't brush his teeth much. And he's a bit...yolky. But don't let that stop you!

Description: Sea creature. What? Ummm, strawberry jam? I don't know. You could always go in for a closer look.

Description: Sweet Thing is a nice monster. She'll snuggle all your cares away before she eats you.

Description: He doesn't have much, but he's got a good attitude.

Description: It's like a cyclops, but with two eyes.

Description: It always feels like somebody's watching me. Now they can feel it back.

Description: Reappropriation or simply a good description of where you stand on the spectrum? Either way, you'll be looking sweet.

Description: Fun fact: Due to an amazing feat of parallel evolution, the Rocky Mountain Werewolf is actually an insect! Its top two fangs are actually vestigial fifth and sixth legs.

Description: Of course there is a gay agenda! You should have gotten a copy before the last meeting. Seriously, check your spam filter, it probably got put in the wrong folder.

Description: A carrot, an eggplant, and a zucchini walk into a bar. Ouch!

Description: Peach! A synonym for sweetie, cutie, nice person, ideal specimen. Also, a yummy stone fruit.

Description: Lattice-top blueberry pie

Description: Painting of a shiny purple eggplant. Do you want one? Or do you have one to share?

Description: By the way, this cake is great! It's so delicious and moist. For the people who are still alive.

Description: What a feeling!

Description: Hip chick smokin' a ciggie and just bein' cool.

Description: Two koi gracefully swim together

Description: I don't know the difference. Do you?

Description: You don't need all of that pizza, do you? Do you? Do you?

Description: Express your complex feelings about whitewashing.

Description: Notorious RBG in the house! Well, in the court.