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The team for the project was Project Mayflower, The organization's ultimate goal was to send a group of explorers or "pilgrims" on a long journey to a new world.

Some way down Knockturn Alley at number 13B lies Borgin and Burkes, the most notorious of the alley’s shops, which specialized in “objects with unusual and powerful properties”, and particularly items that were both “unusual and ancient”. Many of the wizarding communities' children were instructed by their parents not to venture inside.

Crab Key is an island located thirty miles north of Jamaica and sixty miles south of Cuba. The locals steer clear of the island for fear of a dragon.

Ludacris Speed? What's a matta colonel sanders? Chicken?

Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to hear you say that. Quite frankly, watching Donny beat nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies. We got a German here who wants to die for his country! Oblige him!

They say a man is never fully dressed without two important accessories. His special lady and his Strucker. Strucker, he'll make time for you. For the really obscure, the Struker logo is based off an actual watch brand Tutima which is based in Germany. Compare the logos and you'll instantly see where they got their idea.

The Golden Age of Piracy was 1717 till around 1720, a relatively short time and yet still captures our imagination. This t-shirt is based loosely around the Pirates of the Caribbean paying homage to the real roots of Calico Jack or rather Jack Rackham who spent his time around the Caribbean and in the Bahamas. Jack Sparrow's character is based partly on him.

Celebrate 1997 Pioneer Days in an explosive way with this vintage Dante's Peak t-shirt direct from our time capsule in style.

The AURYN is a symbol of the Empress. The AURYN is an uroboros, which is a fancy way of describing a snake that’s biting its own tail, only with the AURYN there are two snakes, each swallowing the other’s tail. There are several layers to this symbolism. First, the snake represents rejuvenation and rebirth since the reptile routinely sloughs off its skin . Next, there is an element of duality to this uroboros that is further highlighted by the two metals.

Shall we play a game? Joshua is alive and well in the 1980s. Check out this great shirt that harkens back to the 80's when the only way to win the game is not to play.

Canned in Druidia, fresh air from the high mountains, perfect for your spaceballs ship.

Thousand Fathoms Brand , anchor, and rope sunken deep over a mile underwater. A fathom was originally the span of a man's outstretched arms or about 6 feet.

Mustache Rideshares are where it's at.

The only rideshare worth riding

Did you know the deepest dive to date has been 2,300 ft or about 383 fathoms? Dive into the deep to a thousand fathoms with this shirt sporting the old fashioned diving helmet of generations ago. This version is aged for your pleasure.

Did you know the deepest dive to date has been 2,300 ft or about 383 fathoms? Dive into the deep to a thousand fathoms with this shirt sporting the old fashioned diving helmet of generations ago.

The Inaugural Flight of the Pan Universe Mayflower is moon-bound. Think back to horrible sequals of the 80s and you'll find flight 42 that is the movie Airplane II.

Roughly translated to "In the year of our horse lord" Celebrate your horse mask with this great t-shirt.

Hugo Stiglitz was a German sergeant, well known for killing at least 13 Gestapo officers. Stiglitz, Aldo Raine, and Archie Hicox were the only non-Jewish members of The Basterds. "I think you show great talent. And I pride myself on having an eye for that kind of talent. But your status as a Nazi killer is still amateur. We all come here to see if you wanna go pro." - Lt. Aldo Raine to Hugo

From Rescue Squad Mater - The Old Gasoline and Match Factory has gone up in smoke!

MA - inspired by 2001 A Space Oddesey HAL 9000 screens. The Font is a very close representation from the movie with our own flair or spin for todays t-shirt wearer. Sport modern messages from a 1965 vision of the future with flat screen monitors in a world that was just enjoying color TVs with round non-flat displays.

A cult classic began on this date.

DMG GDS - Damaged Goods - inspired by 2001 A Space Oddesey HAL 9000 screens. The Font is a very close representation from the movie with our own flair or spin for todays t-shirt wearer. Sport modern messages from a 1965 vision of the future with flat screen monitors in a world that was just enjoying color TVs with round non-flat displays.

WRK HRD or Work Hard - inspired by 2001 A Space Oddesey HAL 9000 screens. The Font is a very close representation from the movie with our own flair or spin for todays t-shirt wearer. Sport modern messages from a 1965 vision of the future with flat screen monitors in a world that was just enjoying color TVs with round non-flat displays.

CHL LIF - The Chill Life - inspired by 2001 A Space Oddesey HAL 9000 screens. The Font is a very close representation from the movie with our own flair or spin for todays t-shirt wearer. Sport modern messages from a 1965 vision of the future with flat screen monitors in a world that was just enjoying color TVs with round non-flat displays.

Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass. Mul-ti-pass.

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For passengers journeying to Mars, there is a limit of 18 Earth credits per checked bag. Northern Bloc's approval of passengers to Mars must be furnished to your shuttle carrier. Please note: due to recent unrest on Mars, all passengers traveling to that planet are warned of personal safety hazards. All passengers traveling to the Mars Federal Colony must clear the immigration Hall/ Confederation of Norther Nations.

And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!

This is the way with "The Mandolorian" in the actual Mandolrian written language.

Santa is getting drunk this Christmas. Grin through the pain with this great holiday t-shirt

"The ties that bind you together make you stronger than you are alone." - Sir Reginald Hargreeves.

Thousand Fathoms Deep, the captain searches for the sea monster he saw with his own eyes. He paces the deck with his lit pipe looking, searching, will he find the creature of the deep?