Bags
Description: Molotov Leif in alternate universe L2-9241936. The puppet universe. 🤣 Midnight Burger podcast inspired fan art. It's going to happen. I SWEAR IT.
Molotov Leif Bag
$24
Description: Podcast-inspired fan illustration of Midnight Burger character. He's a talking goat. He says, "Hi there." That's it so far. Goat!
Talking Goat Bag
$24
Description: Don't be suckered into a sense of safety by this pygmy hippopotamus' cute chonky face. The little bastard would gleefully kick you in the eye for no reason.
Moo DANG Bag
$24
Dead Pigeon Bag
$24
Description: Some say, in other galaxies, Earth is a popular source of reality television entertainment. Extraterrestrial peoples have Earth conventions to gather and celebrate the spectacle that is Earth. There are even aliens that cosplay as Earthlings at such events. Here's one cosplaying as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
Description: Medieval birb. Rockhopper Penguins (Eudyptes chrysocome) are among the more gallant species of penguin. They are renowned for their martial prowess in battle. There were many a seasoned Saracen warrior hesitant to engage with a brigade known to field Rockhopper units in the First Crusade. “They fight like crazed demons!” was an oft-repeated notion in regards to the fighting expertise of the Rockhoppers.
Description: "Good cycle autonomous entity, I'm Inspector Nova Beaumont with Space Interpol. Thank you for speaking with me today. We're investigating a serious matter involving the illegal impersonation of a baker across multiple sectors. I need your cooperation to apprehend this heinous criminal."
Description: Never lend your newly restored Winchester Boys Axe to the neighborhood raccoon. They will use it to extort hotdogs from you. 🤪
Axe Raccoon Bag
$24
Description: Japanese American internment, the forced relocation by the U.S. government of thousands of Japanese Americans to detention camps during World War II. That action was the culmination of the federal government’s long history of racist and discriminatory treatment of Asian immigrants and their descendants that had begun with restrictive immigration policies in the late 1800s.
Description: Granada War Relocation Center, known to the internees as Camp Amache (/ɑːmɑːtʃi/ ah-mah-chee) and later designated the Amache National Historic Site, was a concentration camp for Japanese Americans in Prowers County, Colorado. Following the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941, Japanese Americans on the West Coast were rounded up and sent to remote camps.