Hats
Description: Podcast-inspired fan illustration of Midnight Burger character. He's a talking goat. He says, "Hi there." That's it so far. Goat!
Talking Goat Hat
$19
Description: Don't be suckered into a sense of safety by this pygmy hippopotamus' cute chonky face. The little bastard would gleefully kick you in the eye for no reason.
Moo DANG Hat
$19
Dead Pigeon Hat
$19
Description: Some say, in other galaxies, Earth is a popular source of reality television entertainment. Extraterrestrial peoples have Earth conventions to gather and celebrate the spectacle that is Earth. There are even aliens that cosplay as Earthlings at such events. Here's one cosplaying as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
Description: "Good cycle autonomous entity, I'm Inspector Nova Beaumont with Space Interpol. Thank you for speaking with me today. We're investigating a serious matter involving the illegal impersonation of a baker across multiple sectors. I need your cooperation to apprehend this heinous criminal."
Description: Never lend your newly restored Winchester Boys Axe to the neighborhood raccoon. They will use it to extort hotdogs from you. 🤪
Axe Raccoon Hat
$19
Description: Japanese American internment, the forced relocation by the U.S. government of thousands of Japanese Americans to detention camps during World War II. That action was the culmination of the federal government’s long history of racist and discriminatory treatment of Asian immigrants and their descendants that had begun with restrictive immigration policies in the late 1800s.
Description: During World War II, the United States forcibly relocated and incarcerated about 120,000 people of Japanese descent in ten concentration camps operated by the War Relocation Authority (WRA), mostly in the western interior of the country. About two-thirds were U.S. citizens. These actions were initiated by Executive Order 9066, issued by President Franklin D. Roosevelt on February 19, 1942, following the outbreak of war with the Empire of Japan in December 1941.
Description: Granada War Relocation Center, known to the internees as Camp Amache (/ɑːmɑːtʃi/ ah-mah-chee) and later designated the Amache National Historic Site, was a concentration camp for Japanese Americans in Prowers County, Colorado. Following the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941, Japanese Americans on the West Coast were rounded up and sent to remote camps.
Description: The Gila River War Relocation Center was an American concentration camp in Arizona, one of several built by the War Relocation Authority (WRA) during the Second World War for the incarceration of Japanese Americans from the West Coast. It was located within the Gila River Indian Reservation (over their objections) near the town of Sacaton, about 30 mi (48.3 km) southeast of Phoenix. With a peak population of 13,348, it became the fourth-largest city in the state, operating from May 1942 to November 16, 1945.
