Magnets
Description: Molotov Leif in alternate universe L2-9241936. The puppet universe. 🤣 Midnight Burger podcast inspired fan art. It's going to happen. I SWEAR IT.
Molotov Leif Magnet
$4.75
Description: Podcast-inspired fan illustration of Midnight Burger character. He's a talking goat. He says, "Hi there." That's it so far. Goat!
Talking Goat Magnet
$4.75
Description: Podcast-inspired fan illustration of Midnight Burger alternate universe character Catspar Scott. If there’s a universe where Caspar’s a lionfish, there’s a universe where everyone are cats. 🤪
Catspar Scott Magnet
$4.75
Description: Don't be suckered into a sense of safety by this pygmy hippopotamus' cute chonky face. The little bastard would gleefully kick you in the eye for no reason.
Moo DANG Magnet
$4.75
Dead Pigeon Magnet
$4.75
I'm a Sandwich Magnet
$4.75
Description: Some say, in other galaxies, Earth is a popular source of reality television entertainment. Extraterrestrial peoples have Earth conventions to gather and celebrate the spectacle that is Earth. There are even aliens that cosplay as Earthlings at such events. Here's one cosplaying as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
Description: Medieval birb. Rockhopper Penguins (Eudyptes chrysocome) are among the more gallant species of penguin. They are renowned for their martial prowess in battle. There were many a seasoned Saracen warrior hesitant to engage with a brigade known to field Rockhopper units in the First Crusade. “They fight like crazed demons!” was an oft-repeated notion in regards to the fighting expertise of the Rockhoppers.
Description: Executive penguin is an international jet-setting business bird. He is pleased to make your acquaintance.
Executive Penguin Magnet
$4.75
Description: Boombox Bot 3000 is your best friend. He talks by parsing lyrics from Beastie Boys songs.
Boombox Bot 3000 Magnet
$4.75
Description: "Good cycle autonomous entity, I'm Inspector Nova Beaumont with Space Interpol. Thank you for speaking with me today. We're investigating a serious matter involving the illegal impersonation of a baker across multiple sectors. I need your cooperation to apprehend this heinous criminal."
Description: Never lend your newly restored Winchester Boys Axe to the neighborhood raccoon. They will use it to extort hotdogs from you. 🤪
Axe Raccoon Magnet
$4.75
Description: Would crispr chicken dinosaur hybrids really be that bad? Wouldn’t they just be the real life pocket monsters we all want so badly? Go Chickensaurus Rex! I choose you!
Chickensaurus Rex Magnet
$4.75