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Chicago Suburbs

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Brookfield Vaporwave Card
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Description: Looking at the Chicago suburbs through a lens manufactured in the 1980s.

Tags: 1980s retro, 80s, 80s nostalgia, arcade game, brookfield

Brookfield Vaporwave Card

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Berwyn Vaporwave Card
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Description: Looking at the Chicago suburbs through a lens manufactured in the 1980s.

Tags: 1980s, 1980s retro, 80s nostalgia, berwyn, chicagoland

Berwyn Vaporwave Card

$5.00 $6.00

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Bearly Having A Good Time Card

Description: Everything is expensive and the lettuce causes explosive diarrhea.

Tags: 1960s, bears, choose the bear, mid century, mid century modern

Bearly Having A Good Time Card

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Well Dunn Duck Card
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Description: Tribute to Bassist Donald "Duck" Dunn

Tags: 1960s, bass, bass guitarist, bass player, cartoon animals

Well Dunn Duck Card

$5.00 $6.00

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La Di Da Card
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Description: In memory of Diane Keaton (1946-2025)

Tags: 1970s, 70s, 70s movies, actress, annie hall

La Di Da Card

$5.00 $6.00

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McTallica Card

Description: An odd tribute to a mop top bassist

Tags: 1960s, band logo, band merch, band merchandise, bass guitar

McTallica Card

$5.00 $6.00

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Surfing Plague Doctor Card

Description: Dedicated to the memory of Rick Griffin

Tags: 1960s, 2020, beach, corona virus, covid

Surfing Plague Doctor Card

$5.00 $6.00

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Big Toasty Cinnamon Bun Division (worn design) Card

Description: "Ah, I'm just a big, toasty, cinnamon bun. I never want to leave this bed. Uh-oh... gotta take a whiz..." Please note: The design is meant to look worn

Tags: joy division, joy division unknown pleasures, new wave, old school, punk rock

Big Toasty Cinnamon Bun Division (worn design) Card

$5.00 $6.00

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Big Toasty Cinnamon Bun Division (black linework) Card

Description: Wear this shirt as you start your own religion or as you use the bathroom with the door open.

Tags: homer, joy division, old school, punk rock, retro
Big Toasty Cinnamon Bun Division Card

Description: "Ah, I'm just a big, toasty, cinnamon bun. I never want to leave this bed. Uh-oh... gotta take a whiz." Note: Non-distressed version of this design. A worn look is also available.

Tags: joy division, old school, punk rock, retro, retro vintage aesthetic

Big Toasty Cinnamon Bun Division Card

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Mummy's Curse Card
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Description: Low budget curse

Tags: punk, alternative, goth, retro vintage aesthetic, old school

Mummy's Curse Card

$5.00 $6.00

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Bort (Campy ‘70s Version) Card

Description: Ode to the action sequence in the 1970s Radioactive Man TV show.

Tags: 1970s, bort, comic book, comic book art, fall out boy

Bort (Campy ‘70s Version) Card

$5.00 $6.00

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Killin' It! Card
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Description: Hey. You're doing a real good job today.

Tags: goth, punkrock, metal, pma, skateboarding

Killin' It! Card

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Alligator Alcatraz Swim Team (worn design) Card

Description: Humor to cope with the most ridiculous timeline. (design is intentionally made to look worn)

Tags: 2025, alcatraz, alcatraz swim team, alligator, florida

Alligator Alcatraz Swim Team (worn design) Card

$5.00 $6.00

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Doin' Hot Girl Shit Card

Description: You don't know my life.

Tags: retro vintage aesthetic, attitude, hot girl, hot girlfriend, life quote

Doin' Hot Girl Shit Card

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Cyndi Card
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Description: When the working day is done, oh girls, they want to have fun

Tags: 80s, 80s kid, 80s retro, cyndi lauper, girl power

Cyndi Card

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Skater Duck Card

Description: A play on some early 2000s Pop Music.

Tags: oldschool, fuck, pop art, popculture, swear words

Skater Duck Card

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C U Next Tuesday! Card
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Description: We all know that one.

Tags: skateboarding, surfer, retro vintage aesthetic, old school, punkrock

C U Next Tuesday! Card

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The Places You Can Go with Your Opinion Card
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Description: Childhood books I wish existed.

Tags: books, dr seuss, politics, shut up, paraody

The Places You Can Go with Your Opinion Card

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Go Kick Rocks Card
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Description: Childhood books I wish existed.

Tags: book cover, books, cartoons, comics, fuck off

Go Kick Rocks Card

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Fuck Around Unicorn Card

Description: I guess we are gonna find out.

Tags: book, cheerful, clouds, dr seuss, rainbow

Fuck Around Unicorn Card

$5.00 $6.00

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