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Bassist dabbling in retro looks and pop culture references.
Chicago Suburbs

Shorts

Brookfield Vaporwave Shorts
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Description: Looking at the Chicago suburbs through a lens manufactured in the 1980s.

Tags: 1980s retro, 80s, 80s nostalgia, arcade game, brookfield

Brookfield Vaporwave Shorts

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Berwyn Vaporwave Shorts
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Description: Looking at the Chicago suburbs through a lens manufactured in the 1980s.

Tags: 1980s, 1980s retro, 80s nostalgia, berwyn, chicagoland

Berwyn Vaporwave Shorts

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Bearly Having A Good Time Shorts

Description: Everything is expensive and the lettuce causes explosive diarrhea.

Tags: 1960s, bears, choose the bear, mid century, mid century modern

Bearly Having A Good Time Shorts

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Well Dunn Duck Shorts
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Description: Tribute to Bassist Donald "Duck" Dunn

Tags: 1960s, bass, bass guitarist, bass player, cartoon animals

Well Dunn Duck Shorts

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Oh The Places You Can Go with Your Opinions! (version 2) Shorts
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Description: Childhood books I wish existed (Author's note: Hello! This is an older design that I wanted to revamp. Thanks for stopping by!)

Tags: book lover, book lovers, bookish, dr seuss, library
McTallica Shorts
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Description: An odd tribute to a mop top bassist

Tags: 1960s, band logo, band merch, band merchandise, bass guitar

McTallica Shorts

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Surfing Plague Doctor Shorts
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Description: Dedicated to the memory of Rick Griffin

Tags: 1960s, 2020, beach, corona virus, covid

Surfing Plague Doctor Shorts

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Big Toasty Cinnamon Bun Division Shorts
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Description: "Ah, I'm just a big, toasty, cinnamon bun. I never want to leave this bed. Uh-oh... gotta take a whiz." Note: Non-distressed version of this design. A worn look is also available.

Tags: joy division, old school, punk rock, retro, retro vintage aesthetic

Big Toasty Cinnamon Bun Division Shorts

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Mummy's Curse Shorts
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Description: Low budget curse

Tags: punk, alternative, goth, retro vintage aesthetic, old school

Mummy's Curse Shorts

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Killin' It! Shorts
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Description: Hey. You're doing a real good job today.

Tags: goth, punkrock, metal, pma, skateboarding

Killin' It! Shorts

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Alligator Alcatraz Swim Team (worn design) Shorts

Description: Humor to cope with the most ridiculous timeline. (design is intentionally made to look worn)

Tags: 2025, alcatraz, alcatraz swim team, alligator, florida
Skater Duck Shorts
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Description: A play on some early 2000s Pop Music.

Tags: oldschool, fuck, pop art, popculture, swear words

Skater Duck Shorts

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C U Next Tuesday! Shorts
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Description: We all know that one.

Tags: skateboarding, surfer, retro vintage aesthetic, old school, punkrock

C U Next Tuesday! Shorts

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The Places You Can Go with Your Opinion Shorts
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Description: Childhood books I wish existed.

Tags: books, dr seuss, politics, shut up, paraody

The Places You Can Go with Your Opinion Shorts

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Go Kick Rocks Shorts
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Description: Childhood books I wish existed.

Tags: book cover, books, cartoons, comics, fuck off

Go Kick Rocks Shorts

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Fuck Around Unicorn Shorts

Description: I guess we are gonna find out.

Tags: book, cheerful, clouds, dr seuss, rainbow

Fuck Around Unicorn Shorts

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