Current offer expires in
-- H
-- M
-- S
Up to 35% Off Sitewide
Shop Now
Cover image
Profile image
Bassist dabbling in retro looks and pop culture references.
Chicago Suburbs

Hoodies

Oh The Places You Can Go with Your Opinions! (version 2) Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: Childhood books I wish existed (Author's note: Hello! This is an older design that I wanted to revamp. Thanks for stopping by!)

Tags: book lover, book lovers, bookish, dr seuss, library
McTallica Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: An odd tribute to a mop top bassist

Tags: 1960s, band logo, band merch, band merchandise, bass guitar

McTallica Hoodie

$32 $42

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Surfing Plague Doctor Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: Dedicated to the memory of Rick Griffin

Tags: 1960s, 2020, beach, corona virus, covid

Surfing Plague Doctor Hoodie

$32 $42

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Big Toasty Cinnamon Bun Division Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: "Ah, I'm just a big, toasty, cinnamon bun. I never want to leave this bed. Uh-oh... gotta take a whiz." Note: Non-distressed version of this design. A worn look is also available.

Tags: joy division, old school, punk rock, retro, retro vintage aesthetic

Big Toasty Cinnamon Bun Division Hoodie

$32 $42

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Mummy's Curse Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: Low budget curse

Tags: punk, alternative, goth, retro vintage aesthetic, old school

Mummy's Curse Hoodie

$32 $42

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Killin' It! Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: Hey. You're doing a real good job today.

Tags: goth, punkrock, metal, pma, skateboarding

Killin' It! Hoodie

$32 $42

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Alligator Alcatraz Swim Team (worn design) Hoodie

Description: Humor to cope with the most ridiculous timeline. (design is intentionally made to look worn)

Tags: 2025, alcatraz, alcatraz swim team, alligator, florida
Elon is a Junkie Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: For legal reasons, I must insist this in regards to a character in a book and is not about any particular person who you may see in the White House.

Tags: 1960s, 2025, counterculture, doge department of government, elon

Elon is a Junkie Hoodie

$32 $42

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Doin' Hot Girl Shit Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: You don't know my life.

Tags: retro vintage aesthetic, attitude, hot girl, hot girlfriend, life quote

Doin' Hot Girl Shit Hoodie

$32 $42

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Cyndi Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: When the working day is done, oh girls, they want to have fun

Tags: 80s, 80s kid, 80s retro, cyndi lauper, girl power

Cyndi Hoodie

$32 $42

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Mutiny on the Bounty Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: Takin' out MCs with a big side gun!

Tags: low brow art, pop art, hip hop, song lyrics, vintage

Mutiny on the Bounty Hoodie

$32 $42

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Skater Duck Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: A play on some early 2000s Pop Music.

Tags: oldschool, fuck, pop art, popculture, swear words

Skater Duck Hoodie

$32 $42

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

C U Next Tuesday! Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: We all know that one.

Tags: skateboarding, surfer, retro vintage aesthetic, old school, punkrock

C U Next Tuesday! Hoodie

$32 $42

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

The Places You Can Go with Your Opinion Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: Childhood books I wish existed.

Tags: books, dr seuss, politics, shut up, paraody

The Places You Can Go with Your Opinion Hoodie

$32 $42

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Go Kick Rocks Hoodie
Main Tag:  

Description: Childhood books I wish existed.

Tags: book cover, books, cartoons, comics, fuck off

Go Kick Rocks Hoodie

$32 $42

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Fuck Around Unicorn Hoodie

Description: I guess we are gonna find out.

Tags: book, cheerful, clouds, dr seuss, rainbow

Fuck Around Unicorn Hoodie

$32 $42

for
-- days
--
:
--
:
--

Cart Preview (0)

Kids Apparel

Accessories

Home Goods

Sort & Filter