robotfrog

Description: The Bakersfield city arch.

Description: Bad breakup got you down? Not ready for your next romance? Keep potential partners away with the implication that you're covered in feces!

Description: Getting unwanted attention from every Tom, Dick, and Philip that comes along? Send them packing with a few choice words!

Description: Are you just trying to make it through the day without someone trying to get your digits? Is that cat pee in the air?

Description: Hoping to enjoy a night out on the town with your girlfriends without being constantly interrupted by men hoping to get lucky? Now you can send them packing without saying a word!

Description: This winged purple pup wants to know if you're going to throw that ball, already.

Description: More like, sailor bait!

Description: We love it when you come on vacation, but please don't move here.

Description: This poor, sad candy has been recently beaten into a sugary pulp by some crystalized sodium bullies.

Description: A cuddly shark invites you to show him some affection.

Description: This tee is the perfect way to advertise your loyalties to Goop, crystal magick, and professional cuddling.

Description: A mermaid floats lifeless underwater with the plastic six pack ring that killed her. Yay humanity!

Description: Pro reparations declaration that will turn even your most racist old uncle into an ally.

Description: A cute and cheery young elephant squashes a watermelon and the patriarchy, er, pachyarchy.

Description: A road sign declaring that the left is in the right.

Description: A cat carries a pro-choice sign in a women's march to protest the recent attacks on women's rights.

Description: Insert your interpretation here.

Description: A colorful unicorn has overindulged, and sits drinking from a bottle in a paper bag beside a pile of his own chunky rainbow vomit.

Description: An adorable pig prancing along thinking about police brutality and coming to the only possible conclusion; Pork tha Police!

Description: A delightful image of a feline contentedly cleaning her derriere using the only means available.

Description: America is a dumpster fire