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Assaulted Caramel Tapestry
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Description: This poor, sad candy has been recently beaten into a sugary pulp by some crystalized sodium bullies.

Tags: puns, sweet, sweet tooth, sweet dreams, sugar

Assaulted Caramel Tapestry

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Rhinoplasty Tapestry

Description: An elegant portrait of the prettiest rhinoceros on the plains of the Serengeti.

Tags: groaner, puns, dad, plastic surgery, save the animals

Rhinoplasty Tapestry

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Boop My Snoot Tapestry
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Description: A cuddly shark invites you to show him some affection.

Tags: shark bite, humor, sea, aquatic life, ocean life

Boop My Snoot Tapestry

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Some White Nonsense Tapestry
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Description: This tee is the perfect way to advertise your loyalties to Goop, crystal magick, and professional cuddling.

Tags: humor, equality, nice white woman, jokeshirt, jokes

Some White Nonsense Tapestry

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Under the Sea Tapestry

Description: A mermaid floats lifeless underwater with the plastic six pack ring that killed her. Yay humanity!

Tags: environment, recycle reduce reuse, global warming, environmental, go going green

Under the Sea Tapestry

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Reparations Now Tapestry
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Description: Pro reparations declaration that will turn even your most racist old uncle into an ally.

Tags: ally, activists, stop racism, black power, african

Reparations Now Tapestry

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Left Has The Right of Way Tapestry
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Description: A road sign declaring that the left is in the right.

Tags: political, antifa, equality, equal rights, liberal

Left Has The Right of Way Tapestry

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Keep Your Paws Off My P*ssy Tapestry
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Description: A cat carries a pro-choice sign in a women's march to protest the recent attacks on women's rights.

Tags: liberals, social justice, reproductive rights, protest, keep your rosaries off my ovaries
Drunk Unicorn Tapestry
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Description: A colorful unicorn has overindulged, and sits drinking from a bottle in a paper bag beside a pile of his own chunky rainbow vomit.

Tags: drink, funny, drunk, rainbow, colorful

Drunk Unicorn Tapestry

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Pork tha Police Tapestry
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Description: An adorable pig prancing along thinking about police brutality and coming to the only possible conclusion; Pork tha Police!

Tags: black lives matter, protest, police brutality, anti police, police

Pork tha Police Tapestry

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Never Kiss a Cat Person Tapestry
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Description: A delightful image of a feline contentedly cleaning her derriere using the only means available.

Tags: cat, kitty, pets, funny, butt jokes

Never Kiss a Cat Person Tapestry

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America the Dumpster Fire Tapestry
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Description: America is a dumpster fire

Tags: nation, antifa, flags, usa, fire

America the Dumpster Fire Tapestry

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