robotfrog

Description: This winged purple pup wants to know if you're going to throw that ball, already.

Description: More like, sailor bait!

Description: We love it when you come on vacation, but please don't move here.

Description: This poor, sad candy has been recently beaten into a sugary pulp by some crystalized sodium bullies.

Description: An elegant portrait of the prettiest rhinoceros on the plains of the Serengeti.

Description: A cuddly shark invites you to show him some affection.

Description: This tee is the perfect way to advertise your loyalties to Goop, crystal magick, and professional cuddling.

Description: A mermaid floats lifeless underwater with the plastic six pack ring that killed her. Yay humanity!

Description: Pro reparations declaration that will turn even your most racist old uncle into an ally.

Description: An armored elephant parades to show off her golden sparkle.

Description: A cute and cheery young elephant squashes a watermelon and the patriarchy, er, pachyarchy.

Description: A road sign declaring that the left is in the right.

Description: A cat carries a pro-choice sign in a women's march to protest the recent attacks on women's rights.

Description: A colorful unicorn has overindulged, and sits drinking from a bottle in a paper bag beside a pile of his own chunky rainbow vomit.