Facetious Goods

Description: I had started out with legit art about "Know Thyself". But that led me down a weird tangent with AI playing off "Do what thou wilt" which led me to Cartman saying "I do what I wilt", with a hilarious aside by Gemini telling me that Cartman stands for everything Thelema does not. So I had to share this and put it on here so I could have a t-shirt saying this. Even if you don't buy this slop... look closely at Baphomet.

Description: The best fart is an old fart.

Description: A sloppy old man sits on his armchair sleeping. The text, "The best fart is an old fart" hovers over him in a gas cloud.

Description: Quoting Trump is a past time of everyone's. Whether you want to stick it to the man, or stick it to the people who stick it to him, or just confuse everyone, this is a great shirt for you.

Description: Enhance your holiday décor with our exquisite Art Nouveau Christmas tree design, featuring intricate swirls and elegant details that capture the essence of this timeless style. Perfect for adding a touch of festive charm to any space, this unique design makes a stunning focal point for your holiday celebrations.

Description: Enhance your holiday décor with our exquisite vintage Art Nouveau Christmas tree design just like Mucha might draw it, featuring intricate swirls and elegant details that capture the essence of this timeless style. Perfect for adding a touch of sophistication and festive charm to any space, this unique design makes a stunning focal point for your holiday celebrations.

Description: Enhance your holiday décor with our exquisite Art Nouveau Christmas tree design, featuring intricate swirls and elegant details that capture the essence of this timeless style. Perfect for adding a touch of sophistication and festive charm to any space, this unique design makes a stunning focal point for your holiday celebrations.

Description: This Believe in Gulag, Gulag Believe in You is a great way to remind everyone about who Stalin is and what he stands for (and what you don't stand for, because you're in gulag!). Great gift for your Eastern Euro-loving friends who still have their documents (and are therefore, still chelovek!).

Description: Not every Christmas is a merry Christmas. Back in the USSR, Stalin Santa would check his list twice for who's naughty or nice. Whoever was on the naughty list went to the Gulag.

Description: Deck the halls with boughs of holly, la la la la la la la la llama! Christmas doesn't have that cheer without turning up the cheese to max. Make it a merry Christmas with a merry llama.

Description: A heartwarming scene that captures the essence of Christmas. At the center, a beautifully decorated Christmas tree stands tall, adorned with twinkling lights, shimmering ornaments, and a sparkling star at the top. The tree is surrounded by neatly wrapped presents in festive paper, adding to the anticipation and excitement of the holiday season.

Description: A serene winter landscape, blanketed in a thick layer of pristine white snow. A trainn leaving a village, setting off for winter adventure.

Description: Step into a world of elegance and allure with our stunning Art Nouveau picture of a road winding innto the mountains.

Description: The baguette is a national symbol of France, and there's no day that goes by in Paris without a Frenchman chomping down on the end of one. Paris is not only the city of love, but the city of baguettes (or as we in Belgium call it, le pain française).

Description: A cosmic skull floating in space.

Description: Imagining Tom Waits in a corn field dancing like a scarecrow, with other wandering bluesmen in the background.

Description: A retro Eiffel Tower in superimposed over a large moon. Ready to be the centerpiece of your French synthwave party.

Description: Sketch of a blue clematis flower.

Description: A loose sketch of a pink clematis flower

Description: Smiley with a bullet to the head. How many of us feel during a lockdown.

Description: Georgian painter Pirosmani's piece, "The Fisherman". You can find the original hanging at the Fine Art Museum in Tbilisi, Georgia.

Description: Stylized photo of everybody's favorite mass murdering dictator in his hipster youth. I first ran across this photo in the Stalin Museum in Gori, Georgia about 10 years ago and remarked on how much of a hipster young Dzugashvili looked, and ever since Montefiorre's book, it seems like everybody's got the same opinion.

Description: A section of the famous astronomical clock in Prague. Original photograph by myself.