Facetious Goods

Description: The Delphic maxim on the Temple of Apollo quoted to us for prosperity first by Heraclitus, then reinterpreted later by Plato and then made into an (anti)religion by Aleister Crowley. Here in the style of Crowley, with Greek keys in a box, in a circle, and the Eye of Ra below the text. I made this design for my personal use (as a picture on my shelf) but then decided to put it on a tee because I do what I wilt.

Description: The best fart is an old fart.

Description: A sloppy old man sits on his armchair sleeping. The text, "The best fart is an old fart" hovers over him in a gas cloud.

Description: Quoting Trump is a past time of everyone's. Whether you want to stick it to the man, or stick it to the people who stick it to him, or just confuse everyone, this is a great shirt for you.

Description: This Believe in Gulag, Gulag Believe in You is a great way to remind everyone about who Stalin is and what he stands for (and what you don't stand for, because you're in gulag!). Great gift for your Eastern Euro-loving friends who still have their documents (and are therefore, still chelovek!).

Description: Not every Christmas is a merry Christmas. Back in the USSR, Stalin Santa would check his list twice for who's naughty or nice. Whoever was on the naughty list went to the Gulag.

Description: The baguette is a national symbol of France, and there's no day that goes by in Paris without a Frenchman chomping down on the end of one. Paris is not only the city of love, but the city of baguettes (or as we in Belgium call it, le pain française).

Description: Sketch of a blue clematis flower.

Description: A loose sketch of a pink clematis flower

Description: Smiley with a bullet to the head. How many of us feel during a lockdown.

Description: Looking for the perfect gift for your creepy friend who owns that creepy utility van? Or maybe they're a huge fan of Eastern European marshrutkas? This design is the perfect gift!

Description: Georgian painter Pirosmani's piece, "The Fisherman". You can find the original hanging at the Fine Art Museum in Tbilisi, Georgia.

Description: "Who will watch the wachmen?" in Georgian. A spoof off of one Georgian anti-immigrant group that call themselves "The Watchmen" and patrol the streets.

Description: Grapes from Georgian painter Pirosmani's "Company Visit"

Description: A clipping of the Georgian painter Pirosmani's piece, "Company Visit". Perfect for fans of wine and art at the same time.

Description: Stylized photo of everybody's favorite mass murdering dictator in his hipster youth. I first ran across this photo in the Stalin Museum in Gori, Georgia about 10 years ago and remarked on how much of a hipster young Dzugashvili looked, and ever since Montefiorre's book, it seems like everybody's got the same opinion.

Description: A section of the famous astronomical clock in Prague. Original photograph by myself.