Facetious Goods

Description: The best fart is an old fart.

Description: A sloppy old man sits on his armchair sleeping. The text, "The best fart is an old fart" hovers over him in a gas cloud.

Description: Enhance your holiday décor with our exquisite Art Nouveau Christmas tree design, featuring intricate swirls and elegant details that capture the essence of this timeless style. Perfect for adding a touch of festive charm to any space, this unique design makes a stunning focal point for your holiday celebrations.

Description: Enhance your holiday décor with our exquisite vintage Art Nouveau Christmas tree design just like Mucha might draw it, featuring intricate swirls and elegant details that capture the essence of this timeless style. Perfect for adding a touch of sophistication and festive charm to any space, this unique design makes a stunning focal point for your holiday celebrations.

Description: Enhance your holiday décor with our exquisite Art Nouveau Christmas tree design, featuring intricate swirls and elegant details that capture the essence of this timeless style. Perfect for adding a touch of sophistication and festive charm to any space, this unique design makes a stunning focal point for your holiday celebrations.

Description: This Believe in Gulag, Gulag Believe in You is a great way to remind everyone about who Stalin is and what he stands for (and what you don't stand for, because you're in gulag!). Great gift for your Eastern Euro-loving friends who still have their documents (and are therefore, still chelovek!).

Description: A heartwarming scene that captures the essence of Christmas. At the center, a beautifully decorated Christmas tree stands tall, adorned with twinkling lights, shimmering ornaments, and a sparkling star at the top. The tree is surrounded by neatly wrapped presents in festive paper, adding to the anticipation and excitement of the holiday season.

Description: A serene winter landscape, blanketed in a thick layer of pristine white snow. A trainn leaving a village, setting off for winter adventure.

Description: Step into a world of elegance and allure with our stunning Art Nouveau picture of a road winding innto the mountains.

Description: The baguette is a national symbol of France, and there's no day that goes by in Paris without a Frenchman chomping down on the end of one. Paris is not only the city of love, but the city of baguettes (or as we in Belgium call it, le pain française).

Description: A cosmic skull floating in space.

Description: A retro Eiffel Tower in superimposed over a large moon. Ready to be the centerpiece of your French synthwave party.

Description: Sketch of a blue clematis flower.

Description: A loose sketch of a pink clematis flower

Description: Georgian painter Pirosmani's piece, "The Fisherman". You can find the original hanging at the Fine Art Museum in Tbilisi, Georgia.

Description: Grapes from Georgian painter Pirosmani's "Company Visit"

Description: A clipping of the Georgian painter Pirosmani's piece, "Company Visit". Perfect for fans of wine and art at the same time.

Description: Stylized photo of everybody's favorite mass murdering dictator in his hipster youth. I first ran across this photo in the Stalin Museum in Gori, Georgia about 10 years ago and remarked on how much of a hipster young Dzugashvili looked, and ever since Montefiorre's book, it seems like everybody's got the same opinion.

Description: A section of the famous astronomical clock in Prague. Original photograph by myself.