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Urbex photograph taken at Beelitz Heilstätten, a former sanatorium with a haunted vibe in the east of Germany.

Fancy some?

Everybody loves a good ghost story - even ghosts!

Fancy some?

In case you're wondering: we live on just the tiniest speck of dust swept under a cosmic carpet in a vaste, vaste universe.

Life is all about setting priorities.

Well, that's just one bitter lemon, if ever I saw one!

What better way to celebrate a birthday than with presents and a party at the beach?

It's not easy being green.

Ever since Jaws, sharks have a bad rep. Supposedly, they are these nasty, unkempt predators, when in actual fact most sharks are gentile, well-mannered creatures - and they are bloody polite to boot. Dinner etiquette 101: always introduce yourself.

I prefer to perform my eggsorcisms on Sunday morning, just before brunch.

They sure did organize that party to a T...

If only cats would find a way to communicate what it is they want from us...

And these special effects are just killing me!

A deliciously intelligent design for the wiz kid in your life.

We all come in different flavors, just like tea.

Show your solidarity with the people of Ukraine. Defend democracy and freedom. Stay strong!

Feeling a bit stressed? A nice, soothing cup of anxietea might be just what the doctor ordered then.

Lettuce pray for climate change and, oh, world peace.

Blasted muggers... Better call the cups!

You are cordially invited to: the conservative party. Theme: do as we say, not as we do. Bring Your Own Ethics.

Not just wanted wanted. Desperately wanted! Big reward!

Don't be shy: just try! After all: hope dies last...

Don't be shy: just try! After all: hope dies last...

Don't be shy: just try! After all: hope dies last...

Just jamming and producing sweet melodies.

Just jamming and producing sweet melodies.

A cute take on a serious topic: mental health matters. Create awareness and show what it's like to be bipolar.

A cute take on a serious topic: mental health matters. Create awareness and show what it's like to be bipolar.

It's a true laundry day drama: one minute you're having a whale of a time in the whirlpool, the next one your better half mysteriously disappears, mumbling something about going fishing. And he was never an angler to begin with. Please, have you seen this sock??? All is forgiven, just come back...

Pronouns matter. Use them well!

Pronouns matter. Use them well!

This little spider is doing his utmost best to make you love him. Is it working?

Poor little ghost: on top of being a victim of ghosting, he also feels nobody believes in him. So many issues to work through!

This little spider is doing his utmost best to impress you with his scariness. Is it working?

There are certain things you cannot say to a holy crab.