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Don't mess with the cat

Just so you know...

O, those lovely, long and relaxing summer days!

This time, she came prepared...

2020 sucked. Big time. Here's hoping 2021 will show 2020 how it's done and bring us all some relief, so we can leave lockdowns and social distancing well in the past.

Dreaming of a shite Christmas in lockdown town? Maybe this will cheer you up! Or just try singing oh coronabaum, oh coronabaum...

When you're just a tiny little dog and you take your tricks seriously... This one has been practising all year just to put up a show for you!

Poor, poor Rudolph just cannot catch a break. He finally gets rid of that red nose, only to discover it has turned into a virus! Oh deer....

The juiciest ride towards the limelight. Zesty stars only!

Here's one year to delete from history. 2020 is fired! Off you go! Enter 2021 please!

A juicy pun on the famous inventor, business man, Tesla and SpaceX ceo. For space explorers, Nasa enthusiasts, green drivers and anyone who could use a bit of inspiration.

We may be limited when it comes to travelling right now, but that doesn't mean we don't have options. Here are eight places we can visit during corona lockdown restrictions without ever even leaving the house. Just explore your kitchen!

When you want to go camping without ever leaving the kitchen - or its food supply.

When you find just the right touristy spot to take a family pic and need everybody to smile. Perfect for photographers, influencers and cellphone addicts who *must* take a selfie every ten seconds.

The world appears to find solace in toilet tissue whilst fighting an invisible enemy. Whatever. But please: focus on the first part of this message and only buy however much you really need. Don't hoard. Leave some for your fellow humans.

The things they sell at Scarborough fair... Don't forget these as you pick up your parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.

Turnip the music, Tina is in the house!

Oh snap! Now try and get that bird song out of your head…. But at least these peas seem to have a lot of fun doing the chicken dance!

Tea bags can be a lot like clouds. If you stare at them long enough, you will see all sort of images shapeshifting their way into your mind. Here's one for all you A-Team fans out there!

A vegan take on the groovy artist.

A zesty take on groovy singer songwriter.

Rest assured: their time will come!

Alle Menschen werden beetroot....

We all need tools to handle life, but how do you handle life when you're born the wrong tool?

A rather fruity take on the famous Greek singer Nana Mouskouri.

Nothing like a little break to recharge the batteries, as these little peas can attest to.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's fruit?

When you realize you were only ever told half the story.... A true money saviour!

When you have a real zest for music. Cheers!

A zesty, parodic take on the great French writer, philosopher and feminist.

Oh, those cruel, cruel days of summer! Finding a suitable spot on the beach can be very trying...

The healthiest bar in town, where all customers are just absolutely scrumptious. Lettuce meet for drinks!

Ask this zen meister anything about life, the universe and everything. The answer will always be 42.

A rare peek into Picasso's green period...

Let's send that uninvited guest packing. Bye bye now. Missing you already!

Sleep is really overrated. Coffee really isn't. Caffeine is a coffee monster's one and only superpower!