SimonL

Description: You look like the 4th of July makes me want a hot dog real bad

Description: I'm not drunk I'm American

Description: Fireworks are not the only thing getting lit today

Description: Fireworks expert if I run you run

Description: Time to get red white and boozed

Description: Expecting a little firecracker

Description: I'm sorry I can't hear you over my FREEDOM

Description: Because America That's Why

Description: Equality hurts no one

Description: Don't make me call my auntie

Description: I like my dog cabin and maybe 3 people

Description: Head up and heels down

Description: If you need me I'll be in the garage

Description: I like bands more than I like you

Description: Every day is arm day

Description: Golf and beer that's why I'm here

Description: Education is important but acting is importanter

Description: Don't quit suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion

Description: Educating is activism

Description: Dad no matter what life throws at you at least you don't have ugly children

Description: Chance Made Us Colleagues Our Craziness Made us Friends

Description: Cheese is the glue that holds my life together

Description: Do I look like I fly economy?

Description: Dibs on the cowboy

Description: Crimpin ain't easy

Description: Dibs on the welder

Description: Will give cyber security for beer

Description: Squats? I thought you said let's do shots

Description: why are you so obsessed with me

Description: Your email did not find me well

Description: Tough girls don't need tonsils

Description: Wake up and smell the tequila

Description: what am i chopped liver?

Description: Three is not a crowd it's a squad

Description: Twitchin my way through life

Description: Today's Agenda: Building my empire