SimonL

Description: the others want to know if penguins have knees

Description: Tattooed Caregiver Like Every Other Caregiver Just much cooler

Description: Support your local dive bar

Description: Swim dad like a normal dad only way cooler

Description: Step by step I'm becoming the best stepfather

Description: Tailgates tackles and touchdowns

Description: Real men stay out of the kitchen

Description: Sister in Christ is a Sister for Life

Description: Salty like the ocean

Description: Romaine calm and carrot on

Description: Professional toe bean inspector

Description: Promoted from dog grandpa to human grandpa!

Description: My favorite gaming buddy calls me dad

Description: Necesito Cerveza

Description: Pop it like it's hot

Description: Reading and coffee because murder is wrong

Description: No rope no problem

Description: Monthly subscription cancelled

Description: Just a girl who loves oboe

Description: Keep rolling until the belt turns black

Description: Livin life one tea bag at a time

Description: I'm the kind of woman that when my feet hit the floor each morning the devil says oh crap she's up

Description: I'm more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles

Description: Introverted but willing to discuss serial killers

Description: I'm a grill master if bbq were easy it'd be called your mom

Description: It's the protecting my peace part for me

Description: I'm silently judging your boat

Description: I'm not retired I'm a professional grandpaw

Description: I'm not always right but when I am it's usually all of the time

Description: I'm just going through a phase

Description: You'll always be my hero

Description: Your smile encourages me dad

Description: I try to be good take after my daddy

Description: Stand back grandpa is grilling

Description: Happiness Is Being Dad

Description: Dad We Have Tried To Find The Best Gift For You But We Already Belong To You