SimonL

Description: I Enjoy Romantic Walks Through The Hardware Store

Description: I May Look Like A Potato But One Day I'll Turn Into Fries

Description: Gin Is My Spirit Animal

Description: Idioms Are For The Birds

Description: I Was Normal 2 Schnauzer Ago

Description: First Of All Fix Your Eyebrows

Description: I'd Rather Be Drumming

Description: I have two titles Nurse and Mom

Description: Nope Still Not Engaged

Description: Milk Maker Breastfeeding

Description: Just Another Beer Drinker With A Camping Problem

Description: Not Enough Sage In The World For This Shit

Description: Sicker Than Your Average

Description: Keep Calm And Let The Dialysis Nurse Handle It

Description: Straight Outta Honduras

Description: I'd Tap That Firefighter

Description: Wake Lake Boat Surf

Description: World's Okayest Carpenter

Description: Talk Less, Film More

Description: Straight Outta Marriage

Description: This Girl Just Bought Her First House

Description: Winners Train Losers Complain

Description: I came to get my balls wet

Description: Anime Makes Me Happy You Not So Much

Description: Hold On Let Me Overthink About It

Description: I Don't Always Cook Oh Wait Yes I Do

Description: A Cup Of Tae With Suga And A Kookie

Description: I’m Not Crazy I’m Just A Little Unwell

Description: Don't Make Me Get My Wooden Spoon

Description: I Train Superheroes

Description: I Love To Erg No One Ever

Description: I Have Too Many Bicycles (Said No One Ever)

Description: If My Dog Doesn't Like You Neither Do I

Description: I'm The Mom I Know Everything

Description: I'm Not Yelling This Is My Pe Teacher Voice

Description: I'm Sorry For What I Said During Burpees